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Something for the Lady fans Which MBotF character are you most attracted to, and why?

#1 ShadowThorne

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Posted 26 March 2011 - 04:29 PM

What a random thread XD
Just curious! So, ladies, whos your favorite?
Im also curious to see how many female fans we have here

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 12:26 AM

Um...it depends. Rake. Sometimes Paran, sometimes Kalam. The Errant's bisexuality was pretty sexy, but he was a douche. Part of me thinks Tehol would be fun in the sack but part of me is reluctant to go there for some reason. Also, Cotillion is pretty sexy. Karsa might be fun, but...

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 05:32 AM

I'd go gay any day of the week for Rake.

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 05:54 AM

Who wouldn't? He's sex on wheels.

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 06:28 AM

I'd turn gay for Torvald Nom. He survived Karsa Orlong and he's got a beard.

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 10:16 AM

Yeah definitely Rake. He's my number 1 Posted Image

also Paran, Cotillion and Silchas Ruin are on my list.
Oh and Brys is also totally sexy!

No way would I go anywhere near Karsa...

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 11:26 AM

Hmmm, I'd go Brys (cute and caring) or Tehol (hilarious and caring); Cotillion seemed pretty broken last I read (re-reading DoD before I sink my teeth into TCG), Rake is far too broody, Quick is too shifty, Kalam... maybe, but I don't often go for the large, heavily muscled type.

Also, is it just me or are there more men weighing in on this than there are wimmins?

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 12:29 PM

It's the only time we men are socially allowed to indulge in 'ohhh he's hawt'.

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 02:05 PM

I would go gay on ubala pung.

Cause if you're gonna go gay, go big or go home.

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 03:35 PM

Adjutant Stormy, on 28 March 2011 - 05:32 AM, said:

I'd go gay any day of the week for Rake.

I AM gay, but I'd go straight for Rake.

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 04:02 PM

The problem with having fun with any of the characters be they men or women, specifically after reading DoD (I haven't read TCG yet) is that it would be awkward if not followed by immense amounts of crying or mental break downs on their part.
Which is why I'd go gay with someone who could actually enjoy the moment instead of having that brooding far away look in their eyes during the act.
That means Tehol Beddict, Torvald Nom and maybe Quick Ben. I guess you could also say Karsa, but my well being is also important and I don't feel like hearing someone with four lungs yelling "Witness" at the moment of climax.

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 05:21 PM

I kept feeling like a lot of the characters - particularly among the Bridgeburners and Bonehunters - would probably be a lot sexier in person than as they were written.

Rake should really do it for me, what with the long hair and the physical prowess and the brains and the whole gothy thing, and yet . . . he just doesn't *sadface* Some artist's interpretations, though, YUM, but Rake as he's written, not so much. I think he's just a little too cool, too aloof. He'd probably be fine company for dinner, though I kind of question if he has much of a sense of humor.

I have really mixed - REALLY MIXED - feelings about Karsa: on the one hand, TOTAL ASSHOLE. Sexist asshole. On the other hand, arrogance is kind of sexy, and sometimes I really like 'em big and brawny. In the "I hate you yet I want to seduce you" kind of way. Bad boyfriend material; entertaining fling.

My hands-down favorites, though: Trull Sengar, Icarium, and Cotillion.

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 06:01 PM

Feathersmith, on 28 March 2011 - 05:21 PM, said:

My hands-down favorites, though: Trull Sengar, Icarium, and Cotillion.

Into the tusks eh??

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 06:21 PM

cerveza_fiesta, on 28 March 2011 - 06:01 PM, said:

Feathersmith, on 28 March 2011 - 05:21 PM, said:

My hands-down favorites, though: Trull Sengar, Icarium, and Cotillion.

Into the tusks eh??

They might be kinda cute. Like prominent upper canines are.

He's only half-Jaghut, so they're probably not a really dominating feature, like they are on Gothos.

Naw, he just seems really kind of sweet and smart and physically fit.

Other than the occasional apocalyptic rage.

And forgetting your name.

And how you met.

Etc.

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 06:57 PM

I have to admit I was quite in love with Itkovian while reading MoI, he'd be a bit of a challenge though. Definitely Brys and Tehol, not at the same time, cause that'd be weird. Ah, Cotillion for sure. Kalam as well.

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 07:24 PM

Rake for sure, karsa, Cotillion, Truth(so Innocent), Kalam, Quick Ben, and whos the guy in RotCG with the badass fighting skills (Segulah).

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 08:09 PM

Fiddler. He could fiddle me anytime Posted Image

Also, Whiskeyjack.

And Trotts.

Yum.

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 09:15 PM

All you Rake lovers need to watch out. As soon as he senses imminent danger he's gonna go into Soletaken form and you don't wanna be in the middle of doin' it when that happens.

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 09:19 PM

Purely from the risk of being squashed, of course. Judging by how he spends his time with Silannah in Andii rather than dragon form, his personal draconic Dragnipur appears to be a little... underwhelming in comparison.

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 10:14 PM

worrywort, on 28 March 2011 - 09:15 PM, said:

All you Rake lovers need to watch out. As soon as he senses imminent danger he's gonna go into Soletaken form and you don't wanna be in the middle of doin' it when that happens.

Ive always believed there IS such thing as too big Oo

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