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Freaking Crippled God Theory (dont read unless you read the whole series and are desperate to figure out the tCG before the book arrives) Rate Topic: -----

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Posted 08 February 2011 - 07:56 AM

Allright, I am desperate to figure out tCG before I actually read it. It is a bit of a ego. This S.E. guy has been playing me for too long :p

So here is my solution.
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Posted 08 February 2011 - 09:05 AM

This has been mentioned before, amongst other theories. He could be "alien" to the elder gods but I don't think he would be "alien" to the majority of people on the world of Wu. IMO
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Posted 08 February 2011 - 09:07 AM

I speculated this in one of the threads in tCG forum after a drunken ramble with a mate! I'll look for the thread as it had some discussion... I think...

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'Yet my heart breaks for a naked hen.'
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Posted 08 February 2011 - 02:15 PM

This comes up again from time to time. Its perfectly plausibe i suppose but he does seem to simply be an EG from a different realm. It would be too much of a 'why has no one mentioned this before' kind of thing. The EG seem fairly intimate with the CG so for them not to mention it and your only evidence being an obscure quote from I think Krul and Envy in Callows seems unlikely. The point of that conversation was to stress Kruls order out of choas and to highlight that choas was breaking back in contaminating the warrens.
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Posted 08 February 2011 - 02:18 PM

There is the interesting tidbit from the tCG Chapter 1...

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Even Father Light kneels broken, useless and blind

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'Yet my heart breaks for a naked hen.'
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Posted 08 February 2011 - 03:16 PM

View Postchampooon, on 08 February 2011 - 02:18 PM, said:

There is the interesting tidbit from the tCG Chapter 1...

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Even Father Light kneels broken, useless and blind



Caught that. Very interesting. Aren't there some theories running around about a connection between FL and the moon? In the context of the moon breaking, this quote would also fit with that theory.

There are also plenty of references from the Crippled God himself that indicate he was once pretty impressive. "I was not always a thing of pain" etc... Still, I think it unlikely that the explanation for Kaminsod's origin is as simple as him being FL.

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Posted 08 February 2011 - 03:22 PM

Sounds like Big Bang. Goes well with Andii believe.
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Posted 08 February 2011 - 03:36 PM

View Postchampooon, on 08 February 2011 - 02:18 PM, said:

There is the interesting tidbit from the tCG Chapter 1...

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Even Father Light kneels broken, useless and blind



Thanks Champooon for the quote, very tantalizing.

Here are some more arguments for this theory.

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S.E/I.C.E like subverting tropes. The Sun always has significant role in Creation Myths but not in S.E's world, where a world exists before the Sun.
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Posted 08 February 2011 - 04:01 PM

As for your timeline Anomandar was the First born of the three brother maybe even the the first born Andii and would therefore not be born after Andarist. I thought about this the other day and if we take the MD was first and Anomander was her first then that technically makes Rake the oldest being in creation more or less
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Posted 08 February 2011 - 04:16 PM

I don't understand even one third of what SE says but this is my take on whole creation myth:

Elder Gods are considered elemental force. So they cannot exist without actual elements (life, death, water..the whole shebang..)

Mother Dark (or darkness) was there from start (just like our universe so technically mother dark is universe containing seed of chaos).

Chaos is universe going Ka-boom (Big bang). It didn't last long and order was restored (all the forces of nature came to be)

Through chaos (big bang) came Father light and all the "elder gods" (creation of stars, planets and what not)...

I have no clue about anything else (Tiste or Wu) but SE's creation myth sounds exactly like our own.
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Posted 08 February 2011 - 04:17 PM

View Postchampooon, on 08 February 2011 - 02:18 PM, said:

There is the interesting tidbit from the tCG Chapter 1...

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Even Father Light kneels broken, useless and blind



CG doesn't sound either useless or blind. He has name and it's not father light;)
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Posted 08 February 2011 - 04:28 PM

View PostIamme, on 08 February 2011 - 04:17 PM, said:

View Postchampooon, on 08 February 2011 - 02:18 PM, said:

There is the interesting tidbit from the tCG Chapter 1...

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Even Father Light kneels broken, useless and blind



CG doesn't sound either useless or blind. He has name and it's not father light;)


But do we know what Father Lights name is ? No-uh!

Don't get me wrong, I don't think tCG is FL but it makes for interesting speculation!

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View Postchampooon, on 08 February 2011 - 02:18 PM, said:

There is the interesting tidbit from the tCG Chapter 1...

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Even Father Light kneels broken, useless and blind



Caught that. Very interesting. Aren't there some theories running around about a connection between FL and the moon? In the context of the moon breaking, this quote would also fit with that theory.


Good point!

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Posted 08 February 2011 - 05:26 PM

While it's an interesting theory there's the problem that in the flashback of the Fall in MT, along with the CG comes a temple adorned with priapic statues which would suggest that before the CG was some sort of sex/love/fertility god. Not exactly what comes to mind when thinking of FL
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Posted 08 February 2011 - 05:58 PM

View Posttiam, on 08 February 2011 - 04:01 PM, said:

As for your timeline Anomandar was the First born of the three brother maybe even the the first born Andii and would therefore not be born after Andarist. I thought about this the other day and if we take the MD was first and Anomander was her first then that technically makes Rake the oldest being in creation more or less



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Spawn of Mother Dark, yes but there are plenty of those, weren't there? Was there something that set those three apart? Andarist, Anomander, Silchas. What did Clip tell us? Oh, right, nothing. But we saw the tapestries, didn't we? Andarist, like midnight itself. Anomander, with hair of blazing white. And here, Silchas, our walking bloodless abomination, whiter than any corpse but just as friendly. So what caused the great rift between sons and mother? Maybe it wasn't her spreading her legs to Light like a stepfather none of them wanted. Maybe that's all a lie, one of those sweetly convenient ones. Maybe, Seren Peda, it was finding out who their father was.


Anomander is always placed in the middle when children of mother dark are discussed. I can't find a quote that says Anomander is the second son.
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Posted 08 February 2011 - 06:00 PM

BUt Andarist asks Cutter if Anomander still looks younger than him thanks to his Eleint blood. The question wouldn't have any sense if Andarist was the eldest.
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Posted 08 February 2011 - 06:45 PM

View PostIamme, on 08 February 2011 - 04:16 PM, said:

I don't understand even one third of what SE says but this is my take on whole creation myth:

Elder Gods are considered elemental force. So they cannot exist without actual elements (life, death, water..the whole shebang..)

Mother Dark (or darkness) was there from start (just like our universe so technically mother dark is universe containing seed of chaos).

Chaos is universe going Ka-boom (Big bang). It didn't last long and order was restored (all the forces of nature came to be)

Through chaos (big bang) came Father light and all the "elder gods" (creation of stars, planets and what not)...

I have no clue about anything else (Tiste or Wu) but SE's creation myth sounds exactly like our own.



How does the Big Bang explain life before Light. I am pretty sure SE&ICE dont just reuse the Big Bang trope (that is well know to all of us) but modify it in some manner.
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Posted 08 February 2011 - 07:16 PM

View Postchampooon, on 08 February 2011 - 09:07 AM, said:

I speculated this in one of the threads in tCG forum after a drunken ramble with a mate! I'll look for the thread as it had some discussion... I think...

edit

http://forum.malazan...pic=19502&st=40



Allright, read this (had to look deep into the thread). You now have a drinking buddy in me :p. Guiness and some madcap theories please.

Just to fit a few more titbits into the theory.

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Posted 08 February 2011 - 08:49 PM

Wouldn't it be odd that if FL was the CG Osserec and Rake keep chaining him? They would know where he would come from and might even be able to mend the situation by bringing him to the home of the Liosan for instance.
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Posted 08 February 2011 - 09:14 PM

View Postnacht, on 08 February 2011 - 05:58 PM, said:

View Posttiam, on 08 February 2011 - 04:01 PM, said:

As for your timeline Anomandar was the First born of the three brother maybe even the the first born Andii and would therefore not be born after Andarist. I thought about this the other day and if we take the MD was first and Anomander was her first then that technically makes Rake the oldest being in creation more or less



Reapers Gale Quote

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Spawn of Mother Dark, yes but there are plenty of those, weren't there? Was there something that set those three apart? Andarist, Anomander, Silchas. What did Clip tell us? Oh, right, nothing. But we saw the tapestries, didn't we? Andarist, like midnight itself. Anomander, with hair of blazing white. And here, Silchas, our walking bloodless abomination, whiter than any corpse but just as friendly. So what caused the great rift between sons and mother? Maybe it wasn't her spreading her legs to Light like a stepfather none of them wanted. Maybe that's all a lie, one of those sweetly convenient ones. Maybe, Seren Peda, it was finding out who their father was.


Anomander is always placed in the middle when children of mother dark are discussed. I can't find a quote that says Anomander is the second son.



Anomandris Purake is called the first son. Multiple times I think. Nimander was called son of first son when he was introduced in tBH.

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Posted 08 February 2011 - 09:19 PM

View Postnacht, on 08 February 2011 - 06:45 PM, said:

View PostIamme, on 08 February 2011 - 04:16 PM, said:

I don't understand even one third of what SE says but this is my take on whole creation myth:

Elder Gods are considered elemental force. So they cannot exist without actual elements (life, death, water..the whole shebang..)

Mother Dark (or darkness) was there from start (just like our universe so technically mother dark is universe containing seed of chaos).

Chaos is universe going Ka-boom (Big bang). It didn't last long and order was restored (all the forces of nature came to be)

Through chaos (big bang) came Father light and all the "elder gods" (creation of stars, planets and what not)...

I have no clue about anything else (Tiste or Wu) but SE's creation myth sounds exactly like our own.



How does the Big Bang explain life before Light. I am pretty sure SE&ICE dont just reuse the Big Bang trope (that is well know to all of us) but modify it in some manner.



Well as I said before, I don't understand the ramblings of SE, most of the time but I don't believe there was actual life before things came out of chaos. Nothing more than creation BS of various races.
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