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Apocalyptic Christmas Wishes If pre-BH Corrab Sang Christmas Carols

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Posted 23 December 2010 - 02:32 PM

[to the melody of "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire"]

SLIGHT SLIGHT SLIGHT Deadhouse Gates Spoilers......

....

Mezlas squriming on a Sliding Bed
Stuck there by Kamist Reloe
Coltaine's troops, with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Sha'ik's on her way
Though she took a crossbow bolt right through her brain
And every Soletaken and D'ivers too
Is kicking up some shit in Raraku

So while the Chain of Dogs goes marching on
And Pornqual sits upon his ass
Although Sha'ik's dead, and a brat's in her place
Merry Dryjhna, to you.

This post has been edited by Ciceronian: 23 December 2010 - 03:57 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on 07 April 2011 - 08:37 PM, said:

How do you rape a cave? Do you ask, "You want to fuck, yes?" hear the echo come back, "Yes... es... es..." and get your barnacle-gouged groove on?

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