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If you chopped Wolverine in two exactly the same size halves which one would grow back?

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Posted 22 December 2010 - 05:41 PM

Yeah well but Magneto believes that mutants are superior and won't do anything for the common humans. Which anyway I always found a bit strange, seeing how he had a direct experience of nazism and was sent to Auschwitz

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Posted 22 December 2010 - 05:49 PM

Yeah, I'm with Illy...Wolvie ...PROPER Wolvie...never could get torn in half width-wise.
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Posted 22 December 2010 - 06:10 PM

Actually, yes he could. The hulk, being the prime example, has been show to be able to tear apart Adamantium. So any RIDICULOUSLY STRONG marvel character could possibly punch Wolverines skull in, like for example Sentry, Thor or that mohawk bodyguard guy from the Shiar empire, etc.

Also, depending upon what version of Wolverines skeleton we are going with, if his skeleton is just regular bones with metal coating them, then that means the bones are not actually connected with each any more than a normal skeleton otherwise Wolverines movements would be limited. Thus you could easily for example tear off Wolverines head or arm, since the metal parts are not supposed to be held together by anything other than regular sinew and muscle. Similarly you should be able to tear his ribcage out, etc. Of course some of the early impressions suggested that Wolverine was more of a cyborg than just a bone transplant victim, but the new stuff just shows him having a metal skeleton.

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Posted 22 December 2010 - 06:27 PM

View PostSombra, on 22 December 2010 - 04:24 PM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 22 December 2010 - 02:32 PM, said:

The answer is Wolverine.

- Abyss, ....ummm... what was the question?


I believe that answer has been superceded by 'Belkar'. :)


When Belkar appears monthly in like sixteen comics, has his own movie and can canonically be said to be able to beat Superman in a bar brawl (don't ask), THEN we'll talk. Until then the answer is ALWAYS Wolverine.

View PostIlluyankas, on 22 December 2010 - 04:35 PM, said:

... Loeb. Fucking Loeb.


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View PostJenisapt Rul, on 22 December 2010 - 05:17 PM, said:

Actually in the original/real/vanilla/what ever Marvel Universe it is explained that Magneto is capable of controlling even the minute pieces of iron and what ever people absorb through eating and what ever. ... Why then, he doesn't just insta kill any one who isn't Mutant, is a question for the writers.


Beyond his power but he also retains a tiny thread of conscience against mass murder. Usually. he's had a few slips but those were drug induced, a result of possession, a clone, a what if story and/or retconned away.


View PostJenisapt Rul, on 22 December 2010 - 05:38 PM, said:

What I really love about all these super powerful beings like Magneto is that if they could just put their enourmous egos and anger issues aside, they could create world peace and issue in a Golden Age in less than a year.


Actually it's far from that simple. What happens when he dies, by example.

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Magneto has been seen to single handedly create enourmous facilities ...


Obscure and often overlooked fact that Mags has a huge stash of advanced alien tech to help him do these things.

View PostBauchelain the Evil, on 22 December 2010 - 05:41 PM, said:

Yeah well but Magneto believes that mutants are superior and won't do anything for the common humans. Which anyway I always found a bit strange, seeing how he had a direct experience of nazism and was sent to Auschwitz


That's what put him off humans entirely. usually. sometimes he changes his mind. and people wonder why i stopped reading x-books...

View PostJenisapt Rul, on 22 December 2010 - 06:10 PM, said:

Actually, ...Wolverine was more of a cyborg than just a bone transplant victim, but the new stuff just shows him having a metal skeleton.


Stop trying to apply your puny logic and science to the glory that is Wolverine.
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Posted 22 December 2010 - 06:31 PM

View PostAbyss, on 22 December 2010 - 06:27 PM, said:



Stop trying to apply your puny logic and science to the glory that is Wolverine.


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Posted 23 December 2010 - 10:58 AM

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I must say, that pose strikes me as brilliant! And yes, I don't mean Wolverine :)




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Posted 04 January 2011 - 06:57 PM

What about when Magneto got pissed at wolverine and tore the adamantium off of his skeleton through his pores? It happened.
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Posted 04 January 2011 - 07:06 PM

Yes, but that was not a feat of strength, that was Magneto controlling the metal molecules via ...uhm... iron telekinetics... or something... and telling them to tear themselves off Wolverines skeleton.
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Posted 04 January 2011 - 09:00 PM

I meant he could have been cut in half after Magneto did that... but yeah, I don't think two would grow back.
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Posted 05 January 2011 - 06:04 PM

Tangental to the Wolvy discussion, perhaps, but almost this exact scenario occurs in Orson Scott Card's Treason (one of my favorite books).
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