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Illuyankas 20 hatefilled questions, 20 fowl answers.

#21 Zanth13

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Posted 30 October 2010 - 03:38 PM

No talk of Penis destruction either, cannot believe it, that's all i ca....

so when did you join and why?

also will your beard ever be as epic as post jail zanth13?

You can't find me because I'm lost in the music

#22 Shinrei

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Posted 13 November 2010 - 12:26 PM

Ever wonder if SE reads these? Maybe the questions should be more hard hitting, like a "malazan hazing" where members have to prove they are true fans.

Illy passes methinks.

You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.

#23 Shinrei

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Posted 15 November 2010 - 12:32 AM

OK! The next 20 Questions interviewee is going to be:

D'rek

So send in your questions please!

You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.

#24 Paleman

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Posted 21 November 2010 - 12:45 AM

Great interview Illy. Mrs Paleman says thanx for the mention and is still not sure if she's ever seen anyone eat more chicken in a single sitting.

#25 Slow Ben

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Posted 21 November 2010 - 01:51 AM

Zanth13, on 30 October 2010 - 03:38 PM, said:

also will your beard ever be as epic as post jail zanth13?

I dont think that is humanly possible.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#26 Shinrei

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Posted 06 January 2011 - 06:45 AM

Next to be interviewed:

Adjutant Stormy

Send questions,or I will hunt you down and force you to watch Japanese comedians eat ramen for 8 days straight.

You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.

#27 Captain Beardface

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Posted 08 January 2011 - 02:39 AM

my question is where is the epic beard thread... it seems that there are several folically blessed individuals on this board

Monsignor:...Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.
Connor: [as the brothers exit the church] I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point.
Murphy: Aye.

Boondock Saints

#28 Illuyankas

Retro Classic

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Will cluck you up

Posted 08 January 2011 - 02:59 AM

On a reread of my answers, I realise I've left Morgoth, Morgoth's missus, and the Somb off the list of members/people I've met in person in connection to the site who are pretty snazzy. Consider yourselves added. And yes, my assumption in 8) was PAINFULLY CORRECT

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#29 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 09 January 2011 - 03:58 AM

Huzzah!

But shouldn't the announcement be on the D'rek thread?

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#30 D'rek

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Posted 09 January 2011 - 06:08 AM

Adjutant Stormy, on 09 January 2011 - 03:58 AM, said:

Huzzah!

But shouldn't the announcement be on the D'rek thread?

worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.

#31 Shinrei

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Posted 09 January 2011 - 09:07 AM

This is because it was the first one I found.

Mods are supposed to be moving the old threads to the HOF once the new thread happens.

Damn lazy mods!

You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.

#32 Abyss

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Posted 10 January 2011 - 03:55 PM

Shinrei, on 09 January 2011 - 09:07 AM, said:

This is because it was the first one I found.

Mods are supposed to be moving the old threads to the HOF once the new thread happens.

But clearly they are too busy with more important things, for which we should all be duly grateful and send them money whiskey and baked goods.

Fixed to reflect what you really mean.

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