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the why thread? I need to know!!!

#461 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 16 August 2011 - 10:51 PM

View PostDarkwatch, on 16 August 2011 - 10:33 PM, said:

Because humans adore nepotism. Or sexual favours. Whichever.

Why is procrastination so easy?


A body at rest tends to stay at rest. Cmon Science-boy!

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 08:51 AM

View PostObdigore, on 16 August 2011 - 10:51 PM, said:


A body at rest tends to stay at rest. Cmon Science-boy!

How do I get all future Dresden books right now?


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Also tow along a medical team. Brains work best when their fresh." -Abyss MD, PHD, WTF

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Why are they laughing?
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 01:19 AM

View PostDolmen, on 17 August 2011 - 08:51 AM, said:

View PostObdigore, on 16 August 2011 - 10:51 PM, said:

A body at rest tends to stay at rest. Cmon Science-boy!

How do I get all future Dresden books right now?


"You'll need a cat suit, a brain sharp spork and the home address of Jim Butcher.
Also tow along a medical team. Brains work best when their fresh." -Abyss MD, PHD, WTF

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Why are they laughing?


Because they know that if they don't, they'll be imprisoned, electrocuted and their twitching, half-alive forms will be fed to sharks while their Glorious Leader roars with laughter while smoking a cigar and makes out with their 18-year old daughters. All at once.
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#464 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 12:42 PM

Why didn't Sparrohawk remember his question, the stinking sack of green beans? :p
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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 20 August 2011 - 03:09 AM

View PostAin, on 18 August 2011 - 12:42 PM, said:

Why didn't Sparrohawk remember his question, the stinking sack of green beans? :)


Because I'm talented that way.

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Posted 20 August 2011 - 11:48 AM

Because they keep the damn things in a freezer!

Why is my trusty brown coat derided by all who know me?
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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 21 August 2011 - 11:51 PM

Cause friends don't let friends wear brown.

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Posted 22 August 2011 - 01:02 AM

To appease the doggy gods of hyperactivity - the can't rest until proper obeisance is performed!

Why is my hair so flippy?
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Posted 23 August 2011 - 12:38 AM

Because it tried to be floppy and failed.

Why can't I keep my mouth shut?
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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 23 August 2011 - 12:46 AM

You were born with big gums.



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Posted 23 August 2011 - 01:12 AM

Because you really REALLY shouldn't keep cheese in your shoes.

Why are there two moons?
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Posted 23 August 2011 - 01:33 AM

Because, unfortunately dear, you need glasses.

Why can I never stay awake for the entire day of lectures....?
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Posted 23 August 2011 - 01:34 AM

Because such a thing is too taxing upon the brain!

Why can't I write faster?
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It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 23 August 2011 - 01:47 AM

Must be early onset arthritis.

Why aren't their more posts of weird finds on Google Street view?
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Posted 23 August 2011 - 07:45 AM

View PostGust Hubb, on 23 August 2011 - 01:47 AM, said:

Must be early onset arthritis.

Why aren't their more posts of weird finds on Google Street view?

Because it would be 100% NSFW within minutes if we were allowed to post all the sexing couples on balconies and roadsides you can find on the web.

Why is my desk a mess?

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Posted 23 August 2011 - 10:04 AM

Because if you clean it up management wins?

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Posted 23 August 2011 - 10:18 AM

Because they've used up all their best ideas.

Why doesn't water counteract spiciness as well as, say, bread?
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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 30 August 2011 - 06:16 AM

Because all water is good for is spreading the fire in your mouth, not smothering it.

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Posted 30 August 2011 - 06:43 AM

Because souls are not conducive to the $$$.

Why aren't spiders as cute as the one in this video I'm watching?
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It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 30 August 2011 - 07:06 AM

because cute does not get you dinner. Freaky ass scary does.

Why does spiderman shoot webs from his arms when spiders shoot webs from their butt?
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