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Why didn't AIJ post a new question?
the why thread? I need to know!!!
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Posted 13 January 2011 - 03:59 PM
Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
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Posted 13 January 2011 - 04:06 PM
Grimilla Insultface, on 13 January 2011 - 03:59 PM, said:
Why didn't AIJ post a new question?
Because he was out of questions and knows it all.
Why will I never win the lottery?
Everyone is entitled to his own wrong opinion. - Lizrad
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HiddenOne
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Posted 13 January 2011 - 06:04 PM
Because you're # is 9 out of 15,354,607,387 instead of 1
Why can't I win a free copy of TCG from Pat or Hetan?
Why can't I win a free copy of TCG from Pat or Hetan?
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
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Posted 14 January 2011 - 01:04 AM
cause everyone on this site wants to win but only 2 can... kinda like Tapper never winning the lottery
Why the hell do bosses always wait til the last minute to assign me a project that is due within the next couple of days?
Why the hell do bosses always wait til the last minute to assign me a project that is due within the next couple of days?
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Posted 14 January 2011 - 09:43 AM
Tapper, on 13 January 2011 - 04:06 PM, said:
Grimilla Insultface, on 13 January 2011 - 03:59 PM, said:
Why didn't AIJ post a new question?
Because he was out of questions and knows it all.
Why will I never win the lottery?
Hell yeah, motherfucker.
Because they delight in srcewing with their subordinates.
Why hasn't it rained yet?
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 14 January 2011 - 10:12 AM
Ain, on 14 January 2011 - 09:43 AM, said:
Tapper, on 13 January 2011 - 04:06 PM, said:
Grimilla Insultface, on 13 January 2011 - 03:59 PM, said:
Why didn't AIJ post a new question?
Because he was out of questions and knows it all.
Why will I never win the lottery?
Hell yeah, motherfucker.
Because they delight in srcewing with their subordinates.
Why hasn't it rained yet?
I will answer your question with another question:
Uhh...what country are you living in at the moment?
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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Posted 14 January 2011 - 11:43 AM
MTS, on 14 January 2011 - 10:12 AM, said:
Ain, on 14 January 2011 - 09:43 AM, said:
Tapper, on 13 January 2011 - 04:06 PM, said:
Grimilla Insultface, on 13 January 2011 - 03:59 PM, said:
Why didn't AIJ post a new question?
Because he was out of questions and knows it all.
Why will I never win the lottery?
Hell yeah, motherfucker.
Because they delight in srcewing with their subordinates.
Why hasn't it rained yet?
I will answer your question with another question.
Uhh...what country are you living in at the moment?
Touché, my friend. I'm still in the merry old leans of Aus, QLD in fact. There was a lot of clouds and stuff today but no rain. Yet. o_0
Why don't I feel tired even though I've been up since five?
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 14 January 2011 - 07:09 PM
Cos you are young...godammit.
Why am I bored out of my frikkin mind?
Why am I bored out of my frikkin mind?
souls are for wimps
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Posted 14 January 2011 - 09:42 PM
Cake is a rare delicacy these days...
Why is the snow already (somewhat) melting?
Why is the snow already (somewhat) melting?
"I'm having one of those things... A headache with pictures." An Idea? "Yeah, that's it!"
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Posted 14 January 2011 - 09:49 PM
KingTeholBeddict, on 14 January 2011 - 09:42 PM, said:
Cake is a rare delicacy these days...
Why is the snow already (somewhat) melting?
Why is the snow already (somewhat) melting?
Because something answered my pleas for sun and decent weather.
Why is it so hard to buy Guy Gavriel Kay books?
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Posted 14 January 2011 - 10:22 PM
Because I'm not sure how to pronounce his name.
Why does it cost so much to do laundry at a laundromat?
Why does it cost so much to do laundry at a laundromat?
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bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
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bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 14 January 2011 - 11:42 PM
Cause they're in it to make a profit...
Why do hipster's think its cool to drink shit beer, life is too short to drink shit beer?
Why do hipster's think its cool to drink shit beer, life is too short to drink shit beer?
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Posted 15 January 2011 - 05:02 AM
Because they learned that Firefly was cancelled and have fallen to the depths of despair.
Why do I feel the sudden urge to work out?
Why do I feel the sudden urge to work out?
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 15 January 2011 - 05:23 AM
Because you have a cute girl to try and impress, and your sub-conscious is telling you those scrawny arms and chicken-bone legs just won't cut it.
Why are so many drivers just complete morons?
Why are so many drivers just complete morons?
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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Posted 15 January 2011 - 06:57 AM
Because everyone thinks that other people should follow traffic laws, then they break all of them themselves because they think that they are more important than everyone else.
Why does the combination of drinking something with caffeine and being sick make me able to stay up until three in the morning working on art projects and not being able to do anything else?
(As well as making my sentences nearly impossible to read...)
Why does the combination of drinking something with caffeine and being sick make me able to stay up until three in the morning working on art projects and not being able to do anything else?
(As well as making my sentences nearly impossible to read...)
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall...
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Posted 19 January 2011 - 05:49 PM
You're young and the quantity of caffine negate the sickness
Why do woman say one thing and mean the exact opposite & then get mad that you did what they said?
Why do woman say one thing and mean the exact opposite & then get mad that you did what they said?
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Posted 19 January 2011 - 09:13 PM
Anybody that knows the answer to that is too smart to be spending time on the internet
Why did my secretary have to give her 2 weeks notice?
Why did my secretary have to give her 2 weeks notice?
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
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Posted 20 January 2011 - 01:53 AM
Sexual harassment is a bitch.
Why can't my landlord ever fix anything in a reasonable timeframe?
Why can't my landlord ever fix anything in a reasonable timeframe?
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 20 January 2011 - 02:24 AM
He's busy doing nothing to annoy you so that you move out.
Why is the song "Ain't no rest for the Wicked" really good, but the band composed of a bunch of damn hipsters?
Why is the song "Ain't no rest for the Wicked" really good, but the band composed of a bunch of damn hipsters?
The Pub is Always Open
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
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Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
