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the why thread? I need to know!!!

#141 Tattersail_

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 04:29 PM

HiddenOne, on 19 October 2010 - 04:01 PM, said:

Because your time is worth $1,000,000 per hour, while company time is woefully undervalued

Why is the music your hear while on hold chosen from the most deplorable songs imaginable?

because the system actually wants you to hang up, they don't want to speak to you, you're only calling to complain!

why do bees buzz?

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#142 caladanbrood

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 05:17 PM

Because they can't remember the tune well enough to hum.

Why do people think they can treat you like slaves just because they're in your shop?

This post has been edited by caladanbrood: 19 October 2010 - 05:18 PM

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

#143 frookenhauer

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 08:01 PM

silence! Back to work.

Why does god enter into every single conversation?

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#144 MTS

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Posted 20 October 2010 - 02:49 AM

Because God is EVERYWHERE.

Why does my computer hate me so? It just ate up 3000 words of my essay.

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#145 Mentalist

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Posted 20 October 2010 - 03:02 AM

it's trying to teach you to use the save button. negative reinforcement.

Why are we always happy when we are busy, and never able to truly appreciate leisure?

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#146 Blueiron

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Posted 20 October 2010 - 03:32 AM

Because we're totally nuts? I've never had that problem. Maybe my definition of leasure differs from yours? Right now is leasure, and I'm enjoying it.

Why do people like psycho characters so much?

-Blueiron, who is pretty much nuts himself.

QBFTW!

#147 Mentalist

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Posted 20 October 2010 - 03:33 AM

because we all secretly envy the freedom that lack of morality provides.

why do artists sell out so much?

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#148 Dolmen 2.0

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Posted 20 October 2010 - 12:42 PM

Because food tastes better than respect...

Why cant ninja schools be closer to the highway?

This post has been edited by Dolmen: 20 October 2010 - 12:42 PM

“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are ~~bulletproof~~ Gas-Fireproof.”

#149 Abyss

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Posted 20 October 2010 - 02:33 PM

Dolmen, on 20 October 2010 - 12:42 PM, said:

Why cant ninja schools be closer to the highway?

Because Kawasaki doesn't want you to be become thin red roadpaste before you've been properly trained for driving a motocycle.

Why can't i focus on work today?

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#150 Tattersail_

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Posted 20 October 2010 - 03:01 PM

Abyss, on 20 October 2010 - 02:33 PM, said:

Dolmen, on 20 October 2010 - 12:42 PM, said:

Why cant ninja schools be closer to the highway?

Because Kawasaki doesn't want you to be become thin red roadpaste before you've been properly trained for driving a motocycle.

Why can't i focus on work today?

because you have forgotten to take your medicine, and now you think you actually work!

why do people love the MBoTF?

Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.

#151 beru

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Posted 20 October 2010 - 03:08 PM

beacuse its awsome!

why is the chat empty?

i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels

#152 Tapper

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Posted 20 October 2010 - 06:16 PM

beru, on 20 October 2010 - 03:08 PM, said:

beacuse its awsome!

why is the chat empty?

We have chat?

Why isn't the awesome Abyss is a Catpathian pic in the Awesome pic thread, for it is awesome?

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#153 Mentalist

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Posted 20 October 2010 - 08:11 PM

Because it's so awesome it deserved its own thread?

Why am I not getting the Carpathian reference?

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#154 HiddenOne

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Posted 20 October 2010 - 08:23 PM

Because You haven't seen Ghostbusters 2 in a while

Why have I been chewed out by 4 different clients today for what is mostly my boss's fault?

HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.

#155 frookenhauer

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Posted 21 October 2010 - 02:08 AM

cos you are lower down the food chain...swim little fishy!

why did it take five frikkin hours to create the brief for the christmas mailer...I mean the seasons greeting mailer, no no, the christmas mailer.

souls are for wimps

#156 Tapper

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Posted 21 October 2010 - 02:28 PM

Frookenhauer, on 21 October 2010 - 02:08 AM, said:

Because you don't know what it is, which makes making it not a job, but an invention, and inventing is tough work.

Why am I tempted to go for beer this afternoon straight out of work, knowing it will end badly?

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#157 Abyss

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Posted 21 October 2010 - 03:52 PM

Tapper, on 21 October 2010 - 02:28 PM, said:

Why am I tempted to go for beer this afternoon straight out of work, knowing it will end badly?

Destiny.

Why does one night in Bangkok make a hard man humble?

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#158 MTS

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Posted 21 October 2010 - 03:58 PM

You can't stay hard forever?

Why are my friends so boring sometimes?

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