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the why thread? I need to know!!!

#61 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 06:20 PM

View PostSlow Ben, on 08 October 2010 - 05:45 PM, said:

Why cant people do things right the first time?


Because lawyers need something to do.

View PostBapop, on 08 October 2010 - 05:49 PM, said:

Why can't Scandinavia be more like Scotland?


because if i explained to you why scandinavians are inherently more attractive people than scots your head and/or genitals would implode.



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Posted 08 October 2010 - 07:48 PM

View PostAbyss, on 08 October 2010 - 06:20 PM, said:


Why can't celery taste like bacon/cheeseburgers


It CAN - with Baconnaise!


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View PostBapop, on 08 October 2010 - 05:49 PM, said:

Why can't Scandinavia be more like Scotland?


because if i explained to you why scandinavians are inherently more attractive people than scots your head and/or genitals would implode.


He seems to be implying that he wants Scandinavia to be more like Scotland. I assume he means the cheap booze, as opposed to the rampant religious bigotry.

And the big one:

Why is SE stopping the main series at 10?
(don't give me any crap about the Tiste trilogy either, that's a prequel, so doesn't count)
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Posted 08 October 2010 - 07:51 PM

View PostCocoreturns, on 08 October 2010 - 07:48 PM, said:

Why is SE stopping the main series at 10?
(don't give me any crap about the Tiste trilogy either, that's a prequel, so doesn't count)



Because he isn't - we don't know actually whether the Andii, Darujhista and/or Toblakai series are set pre- or post- TCG.


Why did you think otherwise?
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Posted 08 October 2010 - 08:01 PM

Because people inherently expect the worse.

Isn't turning 30 supposed to freak you out, or is that just a myth?
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Posted 08 October 2010 - 08:09 PM

It doesn't freak you out as much as turning 40 probably will. If the world doesn't blow up first.




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Posted 08 October 2010 - 08:25 PM

Because they aren't, They're Persian...




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Posted 08 October 2010 - 08:36 PM

View PostKingTeholBeddict, on 08 October 2010 - 08:25 PM, said:


Why is Swedish Class sooooooo boring?


Because Bork bork bork bork.


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Posted 08 October 2010 - 09:20 PM

Because it has a timer of course. these multinationals aren't idiots.

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 10:01 PM

Because mrs Superman won't let him in.


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Posted 08 October 2010 - 10:07 PM

Because your room is unfit for living.

Why do we not have threads for what, when, where and who as well?
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Posted 08 October 2010 - 10:29 PM

Because you haven't started them yet.

Why did I waste my time reading the entire thread, instead of skipping to the end?
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Posted 08 October 2010 - 10:33 PM

Because you have nothing better to do with your time.

Why does my phone run out of battery so quickly?
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Posted 08 October 2010 - 11:18 PM

Because shuffling the batteries back and forth between your phone and sex toys not only drains you, but drains your batteries.


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Posted 08 October 2010 - 11:34 PM

Acme anvils dropped from great heights. damn coyote.

Why are car commercials so infuriating?

edit: apparently all the cool kids bold their question

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 11:40 PM

Herd mentality (applies to both commercials and why "cool kids bold their question")

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Posted 09 October 2010 - 10:21 AM

becauseyou have a dirty mind and are fascinasted by them!

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Posted 09 October 2010 - 12:15 PM

Because, unlike myself, you're not at school/work.

Why? WHY!?
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Posted 09 October 2010 - 01:25 PM

Why do old people insist on going shopping at weekends, when they have the entire week to go?
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Posted 09 October 2010 - 01:43 PM

Nu-uh! You have to answer the above question before you can ask a new one.
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Posted 09 October 2010 - 04:13 PM

View PostBrynjar, on 09 October 2010 - 12:15 PM, said:

Because, unlike myself, you're not at school/work.

Why? WHY!?


Because that's already been asked!

Why is it never a convenient time?
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