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#521 Macros

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Posted 12 October 2012 - 07:16 AM

Because the I"insertmediahere" associated software is fucking shite.

Why will the tax man not give me my money??

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#522 Obdigore

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Posted 12 October 2012 - 07:29 AM

Macros, on 12 October 2012 - 07:16 AM, said:

Because the I"insertmediahere" associated software is fucking shite.

Why will the tax man not give me my money??

Because he loaned his twilight books to AIJ to read and is worried about getting them back.

Why don't I have any questions.

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#523 Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast

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Posted 12 October 2012 - 07:53 AM

Probably because you're too thick to think of any.

Why do I have to work (especially when I just want to go home and play Dishonored because it's fucking coming today -- BOOYA!)?

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#524 Obdigore

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Posted 12 October 2012 - 07:55 AM

Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast, on 12 October 2012 - 07:53 AM, said:

Probably because you're too thick to think of any.

Why do I have to work (especially when I just want to go home and play Dishonored because it's fucking coming today -- BOOYA!)?

So you can pay for all the ladyboy hookers you ordered and plan on having them 'dishonor' you, instead of actually playing said game.

Why do I have to be at work for another 3 hours?

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#525 Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast

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Posted 12 October 2012 - 08:02 AM

For much the same reasons as me, I would imagine.

Why do I have to print so many fucking emails?!

#526 Obdigore

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Posted 12 October 2012 - 08:03 AM

Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast, on 12 October 2012 - 08:02 AM, said:

For much the same reasons as me, I would imagine.

Why do I have to print so many fucking emails?!

Because your computer already has a hardened enamel-like substance on it, so if you want to keep having sex with your emails you will print them out.

Why does JadeGreenPigHogSwineBeast imagine so incorrectly?

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#527 Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast

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Posted 12 October 2012 - 08:16 AM

BECAUSE I HAVE PROBLEMS, OKAY?

WHY DON'T YOU JUST DROP IT?

#528 Use Of Weapons

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Posted 12 October 2012 - 09:41 AM

Because it's a baby.

Why does it take so long to level up in life?

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#529 Sir Thursday

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Posted 12 October 2012 - 11:22 AM

You're not doing stuff that gives you lots of XP.

Why can't we all just get along?

Don't look now, but I think there's something weird attached to the bottom of my posts.

#530 Use Of Weapons

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Posted 12 October 2012 - 06:53 PM

Because there aren't enough to go round.

Why do people just ignore my questions?

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#531 EmperorMagus

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Posted 12 October 2012 - 07:07 PM

People will do that to questions they don't like.

Why do people post in this thread?

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#532 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 13 October 2012 - 01:37 AM

Obdigore, on 12 October 2012 - 07:29 AM, said:

Macros, on 12 October 2012 - 07:16 AM, said:

Because the I"insertmediahere" associated software is fucking shite.

Why will the tax man not give me my money??

Because he loaned his twilight books to AIJ to read and is worried about getting them back.

Why don't I have any questions.

Ewwwwww.

Because people want to know why things are. And to drink beer.

Why do we have a gag reflex?

Suck it Errant!

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#533 Use Of Weapons

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Posted 13 October 2012 - 11:18 AM

Because it feels good? *gag*

Why oh why oh why do people still write in to Points of View? (http://en.wikipedia..../Points_of_View)

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#534 Gust Hubb

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Posted 13 October 2012 - 04:36 PM

Because people like to complain and bicker.

Why do shitty things smell good to dogs?

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#535 Dolmen 2.0

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Posted 04 May 2015 - 05:18 PM

Gust Hubb, on 13 October 2012 - 04:36 PM, said:

Because people like to complain and bicker.

Why do shitty things smell good to dogs?

Because a dogs dials for curious are two but a dogs dial for common sense is negative One.

Why do I still prefer dogs to cats?

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#536 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 04 May 2015 - 11:29 PM

Because dogs are amazing and cats are pure evil.

Why do I need to go for a wee even though I just went for 1 an hour ago?

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#537 A Demon Llama!

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Posted 05 May 2015 - 02:49 AM

Web MD says its probably cancer.
Who invented liquid soap and why?

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#538 melonhead

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Posted 05 May 2015 - 04:32 AM

A Demon Llama!, on 05 May 2015 - 02:49 AM, said:

Web MD says its probably cancer.
Who invented liquid soap and why?

First patented by William Shepphard in 1865. Why? He had an extreme fear of bars of soap.

Are oranges named for their colour or is the colour named for the fruit?

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#539 Dolmen 2.0

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Posted 05 May 2015 - 05:03 AM

melonhead, on 05 May 2015 - 04:32 AM, said:

A Demon Llama!, on 05 May 2015 - 02:49 AM, said:

Web MD says its probably cancer.
Who invented liquid soap and why?

First patented by William Shepphard in 1865. Why? He had an extreme fear of bars of soap.

Are oranges named for their colour or is the colour named for the fruit?

You missed the why MH! (thems the rulz :rolleyes:

)

The Colour is named for the fruit, previously the colour was officially called Yeolerine(sp?).

Why have I not yet gone to watch Avengers: Age of Ultron?

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#540 melonhead

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Posted 05 May 2015 - 05:23 AM

Dolmen 2.0, on 05 May 2015 - 05:03 AM, said:

melonhead, on 05 May 2015 - 04:32 AM, said:

A Demon Llama!, on 05 May 2015 - 02:49 AM, said:

Web MD says its probably cancer.
Who invented liquid soap and why?

First patented by William Shepphard in 1865. Why? He had an extreme fear of bars of soap.

Are oranges named for their colour or is the colour named for the fruit?

You missed the why MH! (thems the rulz :rolleyes:

)

The Colour is named for the fruit, previously the colour was officially called Yeolerine(sp?).

Why have I not yet gone to watch Avengers: Age of Ultron?

Oops! My bad, im tired and my brain is not functioning properly Posted Image

Because the anticipation is preventing you from going just in case its not as good as hoped for.

Why do i keep staying up late even though i gotta get up early?

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