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the why thread? I need to know!!!

#81 Sir Thursday

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Posted 09 October 2010 - 09:08 PM

Green Pig, on 09 October 2010 - 04:13 PM, said:

Brynjar, on 09 October 2010 - 12:15 PM, said:

Because, unlike myself, you're not at school/work.

Why? WHY!?

Because that's already been asked!

Why is it never a convenient time?

Time, by it's very nature, is an inconvenient thing.

Why have you forsaken me?

Don't look now, but I think there's something weird attached to the bottom of my posts.

#82 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 09 October 2010 - 10:27 PM

Because nobody loves you.

Why must I dog-sit the nearly incontinent ancient dog?

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#83 Fist Gamet

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Posted 09 October 2010 - 11:35 PM

Because you are being punished for your earlier life as a cat.

Why is it that some dickhead drivers wont acknowledge if I let them out?

Victory is mine!

#84 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 10 October 2010 - 01:18 AM

Because you should never let them out, they're assholes.

Why is it that women constantly put in requests for gay (yaoi) porn starring me and my twin brother?

#85 Powder

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Posted 10 October 2010 - 01:32 AM

Because of rule 34, and humanities love for twincest.

Why has no one given me a million dollars for being awesome yet?

#86 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 10 October 2010 - 09:31 AM

Because you touch yorself at night.

Why are weekends only 2 days long, yet the horror of the working week has to be 5?

#87 KingTeholBeddict

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Posted 10 October 2010 - 09:44 AM

Because Society hates us working people... (and us going to school)..

Why is it always raining?

"I'm having one of those things... A headache with pictures." An Idea? "Yeah, that's it!"

#88 HiddenOne

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Posted 11 October 2010 - 02:16 PM

The weather has to match my mood swings

Why can anyone buy a movie camera and use it without a license or sense of good taste?

HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.

#89 Dolmen 2.0

is probably lying

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Waiting till jean gets here.

Posted 11 October 2010 - 04:24 PM

Because the internet would implode 4rm the sheer lack of hack jobs and pornlet input said licensing would incur.

Why do i always want more?

This post has been edited by Dolmen: 12 October 2010 - 12:13 PM

“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are ~~bulletproof~~ Gas-Fireproof.”

#90 Abyss

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Posted 12 October 2010 - 02:19 PM

Dolmen, on 11 October 2010 - 04:24 PM, said:

...Why do i always want more?

Because Jabba the Hutt makes for a poor role model.

Why are idiots allowed to drive cars?

THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT

#91 Tattersail_

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Posted 12 October 2010 - 02:22 PM

because idiots let them!

why are doodles so great?

Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.

#92 Tapper

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Posted 12 October 2010 - 02:23 PM

Tattersail, on 12 October 2010 - 02:22 PM, said:

because idiots let them!

why are doodles so great?

if you mean the sketch: because it makes one think one can draw better

Why do clients first-name me on the phone?

This post has been edited by Tapper: 12 October 2010 - 02:26 PM

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#93 Abyss

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Posted 12 October 2010 - 03:10 PM

Tapper, on 12 October 2010 - 02:23 PM, said:

Why do clients first-name me on the phone?

Your voice naturally invokes a sense of familiarity and confidant. Ask for money.

Why is it bad to shunt coffee directly to my brain?

THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT

#94 HiddenOne

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Posted 12 October 2010 - 03:22 PM

Because your digestive tract gets jealous.

Why do salespeople get on my nerves so badly?

#95 MTS

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Posted 12 October 2010 - 03:41 PM

Because they haven't had enough practice.

Why is music so inherently fascinating and pleasant to listen to?

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#96 Dolmen 2.0

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Waiting till jean gets here.

Posted 13 October 2010 - 10:54 AM

MTS, on 12 October 2010 - 03:41 PM, said:

Why is music so inherently fascinating and pleasant to listen to?

Because we are all melodic organisms. all life pulses with some kind of
rythm. The heart as just one example.

Also this

Why can't I play like that?!

“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are ~~bulletproof~~ Gas-Fireproof.”

#97 MTS

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Posted 13 October 2010 - 11:18 AM

Because your name is not nearly as cool as Rodrigo. Anyone named Rodrigo is inherently awesome.

Why must university curricula pile on assessment until I have essays coming out of my ears when you can just have perfectly good exams?

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#98 Satan

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Posted 13 October 2010 - 11:29 AM

Because exams are a cheap and poor way of measuring academic ability.

Why does Kim Knott insist on using a comma-period ratio of 10:1?

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#99 MTS

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Posted 13 October 2010 - 11:57 AM

Because separating clauses and sliding between those saucy adjectives really conjugates her, umm, verb.

Why is my internet so goddamn slow at the moment?

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#100 Dolmen 2.0

is probably lying

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Location:Camorr
Interests:Walks in the park.

Waiting till jean gets here.

Posted 13 October 2010 - 01:00 PM

MTS, on 13 October 2010 - 11:57 AM, said:

Why is my internet so goddamn slow at the moment?

Because it is clearly unfit and lacking in focus during
training sessions at the track.

Why Must I build a physical model of a building everyone can
see perfectly fine from every angle in my 3d walkthrough?