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the why thread? I need to know!!!

#61 Abyss

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 06:20 PM

Slow Ben, on 08 October 2010 - 05:45 PM, said:

Why cant people do things right the first time?

Because lawyers need something to do.

Bapop, on 08 October 2010 - 05:49 PM, said:

Why can't Scandinavia be more like Scotland?

because if i explained to you why scandinavians are inherently more attractive people than scots your head and/or genitals would implode.

Why can't celery taste like bacon/cheeseburgers

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 07:48 PM

Abyss, on 08 October 2010 - 06:20 PM, said:

Why can't celery taste like bacon/cheeseburgers

It CAN - with Baconnaise!

Abyss, on 08 October 2010 - 06:20 PM, said:

Bapop, on 08 October 2010 - 05:49 PM, said:

Why can't Scandinavia be more like Scotland?

because if i explained to you why scandinavians are inherently more attractive people than scots your head and/or genitals would implode.

He seems to be implying that he wants Scandinavia to be more like Scotland. I assume he means the cheap booze, as opposed to the rampant religious bigotry.

And the big one:

Why is SE stopping the main series at 10?
(don't give me any crap about the Tiste trilogy either, that's a prequel, so doesn't count)

meh. Link was dead :(

#63 Abyss

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 07:51 PM

Cocoreturns, on 08 October 2010 - 07:48 PM, said:

Why is SE stopping the main series at 10?
(don't give me any crap about the Tiste trilogy either, that's a prequel, so doesn't count)

Because he isn't - we don't know actually whether the Andii, Darujhista and/or Toblakai series are set pre- or post- TCG.

Why did you think otherwise?

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#64 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 08:01 PM

Because people inherently expect the worse.

Isn't turning 30 supposed to freak you out, or is that just a myth?

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#65 HiddenOne

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 08:09 PM

It doesn't freak you out as much as turning 40 probably will. If the world doesn't blow up first.

Why aren't the people in Iran considered Arabs?

HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.

#66 KingTeholBeddict

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 08:25 PM

Because they aren't, They're Persian...

Why is Swedish Class sooooooo boring?

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 08:36 PM

KingTeholBeddict, on 08 October 2010 - 08:25 PM, said:

Why is Swedish Class sooooooo boring?

Because Bork bork bork bork.

Why is it that stuff breaks the day after the warranty runs out?

meh. Link was dead :(

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 09:20 PM

Because it has a timer of course. these multinationals aren't idiots.

Why is superman no home?

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 10:01 PM

Because mrs Superman won't let him in.

Why do the plants in my room always die?

#70 Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 10:07 PM

Because your room is unfit for living.

Why do we not have threads for what, when, where and who as well?

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 10:29 PM

Because you haven't started them yet.

Why did I waste my time reading the entire thread, instead of skipping to the end?

THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!

#72 Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 10:33 PM

Because you have nothing better to do with your time.

Why does my phone run out of battery so quickly?

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 11:18 PM

Because shuffling the batteries back and forth between your phone and sex toys not only drains you, but drains your batteries.

Why do birds suddenly appear whenever you are near?

#74 Sinisdar Toste

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 11:34 PM

Acme anvils dropped from great heights. damn coyote.

Why are car commercials so infuriating?

edit: apparently all the cool kids bold their question

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#75 Beezulbubba

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 11:40 PM

Herd mentality (applies to both commercials and why "cool kids bold their question")

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