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Because he would look silly swinging with his ass in the air. Plus he would clog toilets ALL the time.
Why are tests so nerve racking?
the why thread? I need to know!!!
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Posted 30 August 2011 - 07:46 PM
"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
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Posted 30 August 2011 - 08:15 PM
Because if they were merely racking you would be on a rack and thus unable to complete the test.
Why do the Grateful Dead have multi-colored bears?
Why do the Grateful Dead have multi-colored bears?
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
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Posted 30 August 2011 - 09:21 PM
Because they look more interesting when you are stoned.
Why am I supporting a win2k server with novell on it?
Why am I supporting a win2k server with novell on it?
Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.
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Posted 18 September 2011 - 01:20 PM
Because you are too poor or stupid to own a Mac. 
Why do good days go by so much faster than bad ones...?
Why do good days go by so much faster than bad ones...?
"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
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Posted 17 December 2011 - 07:34 PM
Because your future self keeps hopping in a time machine to live the good ones over and over till they are so familiar even your past self feels them breeze by.
Why am I talking to myself?
Why am I talking to myself?
"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
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Posted 18 December 2011 - 01:50 AM
Because y'all just so doggone fascinatin'!
Why don't I get a haircut?
Why don't I get a haircut?
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 21 December 2011 - 09:32 PM
Because you didn't share your beer.
Why are my hands dry and cracking and bleeding.
Why are my hands dry and cracking and bleeding.
"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
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Posted 22 December 2011 - 05:23 AM
because Wigan work it out?
Why can't I resist the use of pun-inometry?
Why can't I resist the use of pun-inometry?
“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof Gas-Fireproof.”
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 05:53 PM
Because you had a premonition about May the fourth.
Why are weekends so dead 'round these parts?
Why are weekends so dead 'round these parts?
"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 10:53 PM
Slow Ben, on 05 May 2012 - 07:52 PM, said:
Cause everyones busy watching the Cubs lose.
Why is my wife so damn emotional?
Why is my wife so damn emotional?
Cause she can.
Why am I still (relatively) sober at almost midnight on a Saturday?
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Posted 06 May 2012 - 04:52 AM
Because you forgot to buy beer.
Why do I feel so at home here, at my brother's apartment, I don't even own a bed here?!
Why do I feel so at home here, at my brother's apartment, I don't even own a bed here?!
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
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Posted 06 May 2012 - 08:08 AM
Because home is where the heart is. 
Why do cloudy evenings make me feel depressed?
Why do cloudy evenings make me feel depressed?
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 06 May 2012 - 08:33 AM
I dunno, because you are warped in someway?
Why do I hate sunny days?
Why do I hate sunny days?
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Posted 06 May 2012 - 12:38 PM
Gust Hubb, on 06 May 2012 - 08:33 AM, said:
I dunno, because you are warped in someway?
Why do I hate sunny days?
Why do I hate sunny days?
Because you live in an igloo and you hate to see your home melt.
Why do I hate Manchester United so much?
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Posted 06 May 2012 - 03:12 PM
Paleman, on 06 May 2012 - 12:38 PM, said:
Why do I hate Manchester United so much?
I don't think there is a reason not to hate them.
Why do I feel so incredibly unproductive all the time?
The Pub is Always Open
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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
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Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
