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the why thread? I need to know!!!

#461 Obdigore

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Posted 16 August 2011 - 10:51 PM

Darkwatch, on 16 August 2011 - 10:33 PM, said:

Because humans adore nepotism. Or sexual favours. Whichever.

Why is procrastination so easy?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest. Cmon Science-boy!

How do I get all future Dresden books right now?

Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.

#462 Dolmen 2.0

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Waiting till jean gets here.

Posted 17 August 2011 - 08:51 AM

Obdigore, on 16 August 2011 - 10:51 PM, said:

A body at rest tends to stay at rest. Cmon Science-boy!

How do I get all future Dresden books right now?

"You'll need a cat suit, a brain sharp spork and the home address of Jim Butcher.
Also tow along a medical team. Brains work best when their fresh." -Abyss MD, PHD, WTF

batshitcrazy128626412210153817.jpg (28.48K)
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Why are they laughing?

“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are ~~bulletproof~~ Gas-Fireproof.”

#463 Sparrohawk

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 01:19 AM

Dolmen, on 17 August 2011 - 08:51 AM, said:

Obdigore, on 16 August 2011 - 10:51 PM, said:

A body at rest tends to stay at rest. Cmon Science-boy!

How do I get all future Dresden books right now?

"You'll need a cat suit, a brain sharp spork and the home address of Jim Butcher.
Also tow along a medical team. Brains work best when their fresh." -Abyss MD, PHD, WTF

batshitcrazy128626412210153817.jpg (28.48K)
Number of downloads: 0

Why are they laughing?

Because they know that if they don't, they'll be imprisoned, electrocuted and their twitching, half-alive forms will be fed to sharks while their Glorious Leader roars with laughter while smoking a cigar and makes out with their 18-year old daughters. All at once.

"Sir, you are drunk!"
"Yes madam, I am, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly."

#464 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 12:42 PM

Why didn't Sparrohawk remember his question, the stinking sack of green beans?

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#465 Sparrohawk

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Posted 20 August 2011 - 03:09 AM

Ain, on 18 August 2011 - 12:42 PM, said:

Why didn't Sparrohawk remember his question, the stinking sack of green beans?

Because I'm talented that way.

Question: Why do dogs always have cold noses?

"Sir, you are drunk!"
"Yes madam, I am, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly."

#466 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 20 August 2011 - 11:48 AM

Because they keep the damn things in a freezer!

Why is my trusty brown coat derided by all who know me?

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#467 Gust Hubb

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Posted 21 August 2011 - 11:51 PM

Cause friends don't let friends wear brown.

Why do dogs circle a spot multiple times before lying down?

"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
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#468 Shiara

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Posted 22 August 2011 - 01:02 AM

To appease the doggy gods of hyperactivity - the can't rest until proper obeisance is performed!

Why is my hair so flippy?

*casting the shaved knuckle*

#469 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 23 August 2011 - 12:38 AM

Because it tried to be floppy and failed.

Why can't I keep my mouth shut?

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#470 Slow Ben

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Posted 23 August 2011 - 12:46 AM

You were born with big gums.

Why do my feet smell so bad?

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#471 Shiara

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Posted 23 August 2011 - 01:12 AM

Because you really REALLY shouldn't keep cheese in your shoes.

Why are there two moons?

*casting the shaved knuckle*

#472 Gust Hubb

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Posted 23 August 2011 - 01:33 AM

Because, unfortunately dear, you need glasses.

Why can I never stay awake for the entire day of lectures....?

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#473 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 23 August 2011 - 01:34 AM

Because such a thing is too taxing upon the brain!

Why can't I write faster?

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#474 Gust Hubb

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Posted 23 August 2011 - 01:47 AM

Must be early onset arthritis.

Why aren't their more posts of weird finds on Google Street view?

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#475 Tapper

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Posted 23 August 2011 - 07:45 AM

Gust Hubb, on 23 August 2011 - 01:47 AM, said:

Must be early onset arthritis.

Why aren't their more posts of weird finds on Google Street view?

Because it would be 100% NSFW within minutes if we were allowed to post all the sexing couples on balconies and roadsides you can find on the web.

Why is my desk a mess?

This post has been edited by Tapper: 23 August 2011 - 07:46 AM

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#476 Dolmen 2.0

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Waiting till jean gets here.

Posted 23 August 2011 - 10:04 AM

Because if you clean it up management wins?

Why is horror dead?

“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are ~~bulletproof~~ Gas-Fireproof.”

#477 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 23 August 2011 - 10:18 AM

Because they've used up all their best ideas.

Why doesn't water counteract spiciness as well as, say, bread?

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#478 Arthur Dayne

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