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Because you are too happy of a person. Try being an optimistic pessimist like me. Sunny days depress the hell out of me.
Where do all the missing socks go?
the why thread? I need to know!!!
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 03:57 AM
"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss
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Lizradusa
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 08:53 AM
The washing machine eats them.
Why is my desk always to full to use it properly?
Why is my desk always to full to use it properly?
This post has been edited by Lizra: 05 July 2011 - 08:53 AM
'Tired of Wasting Time, Let LizInc organize your lazyness!' - Obdigore 
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MTS
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 01:47 PM
Because it's such a fascinating topic to talk about.
Why was I not present at this awesome discussion?
Why was I not present at this awesome discussion?
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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Waiting till jean gets here.
Posted 09 July 2011 - 04:03 PM
Because your landlord needs exatly 50 quid to complete his super secret chair-repair machine.
Stop holding back progress Tiam, we need this machine.
Why is it so difficult to hide comfortably in someone elses' wallpaper?
Stop holding back progress Tiam, we need this machine.
Why is it so difficult to hide comfortably in someone elses' wallpaper?
This post has been edited by Dolmen: 09 July 2011 - 04:04 PM
“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof Gas-Fireproof.”
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Posted 09 July 2011 - 05:08 PM
Because very few of us our 2 dimensional.
Why do random studies telling us this is an antioxidant, that causes cancer, etc. get so much milage?
Why do random studies telling us this is an antioxidant, that causes cancer, etc. get so much milage?
"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss
~Abyss
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Posted 16 August 2011 - 03:56 AM
Because people fear cancer like the fear the sticky stuff between Tehol's toes.
Why do people never consider how pointless touch-free soap is?
Why do people never consider how pointless touch-free soap is?
Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~
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Posted 16 August 2011 - 04:16 AM
Because it's a gimmick. Like asbestos-free cereal.
Why didn't Gust Hubb rez this thread?
Why didn't Gust Hubb rez this thread?
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 16 August 2011 - 10:28 AM
You've matured to the point of acquiring speech.
Why do I spend all my money on liquor?
Why do I spend all my money on liquor?
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Loki
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Posted 16 August 2011 - 11:57 AM
Because you're an alcoholic.
Why is it that I always end up being the bad version of characters in games?
Why is it that I always end up being the bad version of characters in games?
Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~
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Loki
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Posted 16 August 2011 - 03:21 PM
Because it is grown in fields of Death!
Why does the sound of breaking glass make me happy?
Why does the sound of breaking glass make me happy?
Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~
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Posted 16 August 2011 - 03:27 PM
Loki, on 16 August 2011 - 03:21 PM, said:
Because it is grown in fields of Death!
Why does the sound of breaking glass make me happy?
Why does the sound of breaking glass make me happy?
Because you were an extra in Friday The 13th Part 4.
Why do people always come out of stores and get in front of me and then WALK SLOWLY?!
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
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Posted 16 August 2011 - 03:31 PM
King Kazma, on 16 August 2011 - 03:27 PM, said:
Because you were an extra in Friday The 13th Part 4.
Why do people always come out of stores and get in front of me and then WALK SLOWLY?!
Why do people always come out of stores and get in front of me and then WALK SLOWLY?!
Because they are hoping you'll check them out (It's why I would do it
)Why do so many biscuits come broken in the box?
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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~
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Posted 16 August 2011 - 03:57 PM
It's a terrorist conspiracy aimed at weakening morale and depriving the western infidel of comfort food. A close ally of this conspiracy is making biscuit backets too small to fit your hand inside.
Why am I not in bed right now?
Why am I not in bed right now?
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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Posted 16 August 2011 - 10:09 PM
Because you've taken it to the floor you dirty dog.
Why is so much of life about networking and connections instead of actual skills and ability?
Why is so much of life about networking and connections instead of actual skills and ability?
"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss
~Abyss
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Posted 16 August 2011 - 10:33 PM
Because humans adore nepotism. Or sexual favours. Whichever.
Why is procrastination so easy?
Why is procrastination so easy?
The Pub is Always Open
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
