[Menandore]

Leo, on 08 October 2010 - 01:02 AM, said:

Because your soul looks like a very tasty one. I'm sure it would go nice with some lemon and a baked potato. Or maybe it could be chopped up and added to a pasta salad? Ah, who are we kidding. Eat it raw.

Why did my eyes go from blue to grey?

Because you are dead.

Why is irn bru so phenomenal?

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Menandore, on 08 October 2010 - 06:10 AM, said:

Leo, on 08 October 2010 - 01:02 AM, said:

Because your soul looks like a very tasty one. I'm sure it would go nice with some lemon and a baked potato. Or maybe it could be chopped up and added to a pasta salad? Ah, who are we kidding. Eat it raw.

Why did my eyes go from blue to grey?

Because you are dead.

Why is irn bru so phenomenal?

Because it is made by A.G. Barr of Glasgow, and everyone knows his name is just another way of saying Akbar, as in ADMIRAL!

Why doesn't using deoderant to cure bad breath work?

[Dolmen 2.0]

Leo, on 08 October 2010 - 01:02 AM, said:

Because your soul looks like a very tasty one. I'm sure it would go nice with some lemon and a baked potato. Or maybe it could be chopped up and added to a pasta salad? Ah, who are we kidding. Eat it raw.

Why did my eyes go from blue to grey?

Because...Changes (lightening or darkening) of eye colors during puberty, early childhood, pregnancy, and sometimes after serious trauma (like heterochromia) can or do change, based on chemical reactions and hormonal changes within the body.

Studies on Caucasian twins, both fraternal and identical, have shown that eye color over time can be subject to change, and major demelanization of the iris may also be genetically determined. Most eye-color changes have been observed or reported in the Caucasian population with hazel eyes

-wiki assist

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Why doesn't using deoderant to cure bad breath work?

Because deoderant is a coating powder or resin that dissolves in saliva whilst air freshener is a solvent
that adds properties to saliva giving it a new fresher smelling property.

Why is sex better than chocolate?

[Slippery Jim]

It isn't.

Interestingly chocolate is one of the most chemically complex foods we eat.

Why does humanity persist in the erroneous belief in religion?

[Eispeis]

Slippery Jim, on 08 October 2010 - 08:40 AM, said:

It isn't.

Interestingly chocolate is one of the most chemically complex foods we eat.

Why does humanity persist in the erroneous belief in religion?

Because some people need to believe that there is more to life then merely existing, if we're no more than carbon based engines put here to procreate then:


Why bother living?

[Tapper]

Eispeis, on 08 October 2010 - 09:09 AM, said:

Slippery Jim, on 08 October 2010 - 08:40 AM, said:

It isn't.

Interestingly chocolate is one of the most chemically complex foods we eat.

Why does humanity persist in the erroneous belief in religion?

Because some people need to believe that there is more to life then merely existing, if we're no more than carbon based engines put here to procreate then:


Why bother living?

Because you can only decide to stop living once you're alive.

Why do question-and-answer games always take a turn for the philosophical/depressing rather than go for insane questions and lightning quick ripostes?

[HiddenOne]

Because people would rather feel smart than amused




Why do artists/musicians have to get real jobs?

[Dolmen 2.0]

HiddenOne, on 08 October 2010 - 12:21 PM, said:

Because people would rather feel smart than amused




Why do artists/musicians have to get real jobs?

Because if you live the dream you probably have to wake up!
(seriously if you kick enough ass at it musicians/artists
NEVER have to get a real job.its all an issue of success)

Dolmen said:

Why is sex better than chocolate?

Slippery jim said:

It isn't.

Why dont I believe this?

[rhulad]

Because you've had sex.




Why doesn't bacon have its own holiday?

[Weave]

Because it could all go horribly wrong! What if got all India cow like worshipped and we could never eat it again!?
I think it would be rash to jump onboard this, the idea seems a little streaky.





Why won't you answer my question?

[Abyss]

Weave, on 08 October 2010 - 01:52 PM, said:

Why won't you answer my question?

Because we want you to die of curiousity and then drift around the world, an unfulfilled demi-spirit haunting its once life until finally oblivion takes you and you're reincarnated as a perpetually overlooked curried prawn behind the heating tray at an all you can eat buffet.


Why wasn't i born massively rich instead of stunningly good looking?

[Harvester]

Abyss, on 08 October 2010 - 02:00 PM, said:

Why wasn't i born massively rich instead of stunningly good looking?

Because there can be only one megacephelapod-faced kitteh god and that's me.. I mean you, you. D:



Why don't I own an attack-zeppelin, yet?

[Slippery Jim]

Because you have yet to pay the final instalment.

Why didn't I come up with the word megacephelapod?

p.s. Sorry about the religion thing - was ambushed by a load of religious types when I exited the tube (metro) station this morning which obviously affected my mood.

[Abyss]

Slippery Jim, on 08 October 2010 - 02:35 PM, said:

p.s. Sorry about the religion thing - was ambushed by a load of religious types when I exited the tube (metro) station this morning which obviously affected my mood.

Just be grateful they weren't megacephelapodists or the ambush would have been WAY more painfull. And also, inky.

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Why didn't I come up with the word megacephelapod?

Because you lack the proper eschatalogical mind set.


Is eschatalogical a word is or China Mieville just fucking with us?

[Dolmen 2.0]

I think it depends largely on ur gender and his/her sexual flava. Also oxford seem 2 hav acceptd it sooo...maybe?

Why do we have a log in anonymously checkbox in the log in menu?

[Tattersail_]

because people may not actually want other people to know that it is them replying to a particular thread... may not be the right answer but I did have a go!

why does time seem to go very slowly on a friday afternoon, even though you complete the same tasks that get you quickly through the day any other day?

[Eispeis]

Tattersail, on 08 October 2010 - 03:09 PM, said:

Why does time seem to go very slowly on a friday afternoon, even though you complete the same tasks that get you quickly through the day any other day?

Without being completely certain, I'm fairly sure that it relates to L-space in some way or other. Also; Friday afternoon is incidentally when Earth hits a point in its orbit where its rotation slows dramatically. This is the case regardless of your location on the planet.

Why has the Cthulhu mythos not sucessfully spawned a single decent adaptation to the silver screen.

[Abyss]

Eispeis, on 08 October 2010 - 03:20 PM, said:

Why has the Cthulhu mythos not sucessfully spawned a single decent adaptation to the silver screen.

Because you obviously haven't seen In the Mouth of Madness and also because if it ever did the world as we know it would end in blood and madness and poly-penised goat gods.

Why doesn't any government acknolwedged the existance of a CASE NIGHTMARE GREEN scenario?

[Slow Ben]

Because when you google Case Nightmare Green there is not a good answer as to what the hell it means and you give up searching quickly.


Why cant people do things right the first time?

[Bapop]

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Why doesn't any government acknolwedged the existance of a CASE NIGHTMARE GREEN scenario?

Because green is the color of the strange and elusive 'environmentalists' and as we all know Global warming is just another conspiracy from the Communist fascist socialists.

Why can't Scandinavia be more like Scotland?

EDIT: Damn I was too slow

This post has been edited by Bapop: 08 October 2010 - 05:50 PM