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the why thread? I need to know!!!

#361 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 19 November 2010 - 05:08 AM

View PostMentalist, on 19 November 2010 - 04:41 AM, said:

because you're easily distracted and forget keys.

why do I have no questions rigth now?


Because your mood is so agreeable that you feel no curiosity.

Why do I feel like I've forgotten something?
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Posted 19 November 2010 - 11:58 PM

Either you have or you're used to doing something regularly and have done something differently and you question if the new thing is goin' the right way. I feel like I'm forgetting a third reason.

Why are cheese slices so horrible and disgusting in comparison to any other kind of cheese distribution method (bar, etc.)?

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Posted 20 November 2010 - 12:09 AM

Because it's massed produced garbage that passes QA by having the right colour and consistency

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Posted 20 November 2010 - 01:14 AM

mecasue you've been without Malazcrack for too long.

why are all of my friends (except for one who actually also wants to go out) so preoccupied with our exam next week, and i'm stone cold calm about it?
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 20 November 2010 - 08:45 AM

Because the reality hasn't set in yet. It will. In the middle of the night. Oh yes.

Why do I get hayfever? (looking for actual reason, a bit confused)
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Posted 20 November 2010 - 09:00 AM

View PostAin, on 20 November 2010 - 08:45 AM, said:

Because the reality hasn't set in yet. It will. In the middle of the night. Oh yes.

Why do I get hayfever? (looking for actual reason, a bit confused)



Histaminic reactions.

Why the hell am I going on a pub crawl that starts in an hour? (a 10 am start. Incidentally, if i post tonight, probably best to ignore it.)
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Posted 20 November 2010 - 09:15 PM

because you have some really convincing friends

why is it Winter already?
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 20 November 2010 - 10:09 PM

Because the universe loves us all...

why can't the snow stay...?
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Posted 20 November 2010 - 10:40 PM

because it decided it is needed here

why does lazing around on a Saturday feel so right, despite its inherent wrongness (when there's TONS of crap to be done)
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 21 November 2010 - 03:12 PM

View PostMentalist, on 20 November 2010 - 10:40 PM, said:

because it decided it is needed here

why does lazing around on a Saturday feel so right, despite its inherent wrongness (when there's TONS of crap to be done)


Because that's what Saturdays are for!



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Posted 22 November 2010 - 12:06 AM

Because she isnt actually ugly.



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Posted 22 November 2010 - 10:34 AM

Because it is one of Nature's immutable CYCLES OF LIFE.

Why does the heat of the sun have an adverse affect upon sporting performance?
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It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 22 November 2010 - 12:13 PM

View PostAin, on 22 November 2010 - 10:34 AM, said:

Because it is one of Nature's immutable CYCLES OF LIFE.

Why does the heat of the sun have an adverse affect upon sporting performance?

Because you're distracted by all these fit girls on the stands and beach volleyball court wearing little clothing.

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Posted 22 November 2010 - 12:58 PM

because your thinking about those women on the beach in skimpy clothing

why are women inskimpy clothing so distracting?
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Posted 22 November 2010 - 02:28 PM

View PostTattersail, on 22 November 2010 - 12:58 PM, said:

because your thinking about those women on the beach in skimpy clothing

why are women inskimpy clothing so distracting?


because boobs....




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Posted 22 November 2010 - 02:43 PM

Because they're all drawing bewbies?

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Posted 22 November 2010 - 02:56 PM

View PostTapper, on 22 November 2010 - 02:43 PM, said:

Because they're all drawing bewbies?

Why is Grim's answer to everything boobs?



because, no reason....



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Posted 22 November 2010 - 03:10 PM

View PostGrimilla Insultface, on 22 November 2010 - 02:56 PM, said:

View PostTapper, on 22 November 2010 - 02:43 PM, said:

Because they're all drawing bewbies?

Why is Grim's answer to everything boobs?



because, no reason....



Why, what have you heard?

Not heard, read. But it might be rather selective reading/memory thanks to my own interest in the fair sex.

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Posted 23 November 2010 - 05:43 AM

View PostTapper, on 22 November 2010 - 12:13 PM, said:

View PostAin, on 22 November 2010 - 10:34 AM, said:

Because it is one of Nature's immutable CYCLES OF LIFE.

Why does the heat of the sun have an adverse affect upon sporting performance?

Because you're distracted by all these fit girls on the stands and beach volleyball court wearing little clothing.

Why can't I think of a good question to ask?


Ha, well said.

Because asking is your duty to this forum, Damn You.

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It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 23 November 2010 - 06:38 AM

because you're living in opposite land, where it's summer, whereas the rest of the world is slowly falling in the clutches of real winter.

why am I too nice, so that I always end up "the friend"?
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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