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Why oh why oh why?
the why thread? I need to know!!!
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Posted 08 November 2010 - 05:36 PM
Well, there's only so much air to go around and the higher up you go the more space that air has to cover. Now, you're probably wondering "why then is the air not so thin down here?" Remember though, gravity is a bitch! But in any case, the more space that finite amount of air has to cover the thinner it'll be
Why oh why oh why?
Why oh why oh why?
Screw you all, and have a nice day!
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Posted 08 November 2010 - 08:53 PM
Primateus, on 08 November 2010 - 05:36 PM, said:
Why oh why oh why?
Because ex was busy.
Why can't i find a decent sushi restaurant around here?
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Posted 08 November 2010 - 11:16 PM
Cos your snow plough only takes you to the next settlement
Why is it that death comes to us all?
Why is it that death comes to us all?
souls are for wimps
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Posted 08 November 2010 - 11:54 PM
Because death is a greedy bitch, idiot wants it all for himself
Why can't the world turn the other way for a change?
Why can't the world turn the other way for a change?
Screw you all, and have a nice day!
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Posted 09 November 2010 - 02:23 AM
Because if it did, people would have to work for twice as long as they normally did. That would mean grumpy people, meaning lots of coffee being drank, meaning lots of insomniacs. Yeah.
Why do these shorts feel unusually tight?
Why do these shorts feel unusually tight?
Suck it Errant!
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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 09 November 2010 - 04:39 AM
You've got more junk in your trunk. Perhaps you've acquired an extra donk for your badonkadonk.
Why does this couch have fleas, when we don't have any pets?
Why does this couch have fleas, when we don't have any pets?
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
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Posted 09 November 2010 - 11:53 AM
Adjutant Stormy, on 09 November 2010 - 04:39 AM, said:
You've got more junk in your trunk. Perhaps you've acquired an extra donk for your badonkadonk.
Why does this couch have fleas, when we don't have any pets?
Why does this couch have fleas, when we don't have any pets?
I get your drift, Stormy. I've got more cushion for the pushin'.
In answer: you got the couch from a foreign country, and indentured workers in a factory brought them from their huts.
Why can't anyone provide a good cure for cold and flu allergies? (hint hint)
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 09 November 2010 - 09:12 PM
Ain, on 09 November 2010 - 11:53 AM, said:
Adjutant Stormy, on 09 November 2010 - 04:39 AM, said:
You've got more junk in your trunk. Perhaps you've acquired an extra donk for your badonkadonk.
Why does this couch have fleas, when we don't have any pets?
Why does this couch have fleas, when we don't have any pets?
I get your drift, Stormy. I've got more cushion for the pushin'.
In answer: you got the couch from a foreign country, and indentured workers in a factory brought them from their huts.
Why can't anyone provide a good cure for cold and flu allergies? (hint hint)
Because Umbrella Corp Pharmaceuticals won't let them.
Why is it that whenever I see the word "psychotherapist" I read Psycho the rapist instead?
Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
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Posted 09 November 2010 - 09:44 PM
Because you need a the rapist
Why has my homemade laser project come to a complete standstill?
Why has my homemade laser project come to a complete standstill?
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Posted 10 November 2010 - 05:37 AM
family, job, friends
why does working the evening shift at the call centre leave me energetic?
why does working the evening shift at the call centre leave me energetic?
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 10 November 2010 - 07:18 AM
Mentalist, on 10 November 2010 - 05:37 AM, said:
family, job, friends
why does working the evening shift at the call centre leave me energetic?
why does working the evening shift at the call centre leave me energetic?
Because all that electricity in the telephones transfers to you.
Why can't I find a list of right wing and left wing interpretations of the events that occure during the American Revolution?
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 10 November 2010 - 07:28 AM
your research-fu is weak.
why am I still awake?
why am I still awake?
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 10 November 2010 - 01:30 PM
You failed to hammer your brain with enough sleep-inducing activities.
Why does my subordinate get a raise and not me??
Why does my subordinate get a raise and not me??
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
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Posted 10 November 2010 - 02:58 PM
HiddenOne, on 10 November 2010 - 01:30 PM, said:
You failed to hammer your brain with enough sleep-inducing activities.
Why does my subordinate get a raise and not me??
Why does my subordinate get a raise and not me??
Because she has big bewbz.
Why are my lips so damn dry?
Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
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Posted 10 November 2010 - 05:07 PM
Because you keep touching them in a sexy manner.
Why am I still awake?
Why am I still awake?
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Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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Posted 10 November 2010 - 06:35 PM
Because before you didn't know they were there.
Why does my twin sister feel the need to drunk txt me every time she's out? I mean, they are hilarious, but not welcome at 3 in the morning.
Why does my twin sister feel the need to drunk txt me every time she's out? I mean, they are hilarious, but not welcome at 3 in the morning.
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Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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Posted 10 November 2010 - 07:13 PM
cos she knows you aint putted your phone on silent
Why is data mining not as fun as gold mining?
Why is data mining not as fun as gold mining?
souls are for wimps
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Posted 10 November 2010 - 07:42 PM
Frookenhauer, on 10 November 2010 - 07:13 PM, said:
cos she knows you aint putted your phone on silent
Why is data mining not as fun as gold mining?
Why is data mining not as fun as gold mining?
Because you don't want the data, but you do want the GOOOOLD.
Why did we go away from a duelling society?
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Posted 10 November 2010 - 08:12 PM
Obdigore, on 10 November 2010 - 07:42 PM, said:
Frookenhauer, on 10 November 2010 - 07:13 PM, said:
cos she knows you aint putted your phone on silent
Why is data mining not as fun as gold mining?
Why is data mining not as fun as gold mining?
Because you don't want the data, but you do want the GOOOOLD.
Why did we go away from a duelling society?
Because we like to play with ourselves.
Why is my dog afraid of small statues of children?
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Deleuze and Guattari, Thousand Plateaus p 197
