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the why thread? I need to know!!!

#161 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 21 October 2010 - 09:22 PM

Because you want to be forever young?

why are so many modern artists just making bad remixes of old-school one-hit wonders?
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 21 October 2010 - 09:30 PM

Because it's easy and they're talentless fuckwits.

Why does the Chancellor genuinely not see an issue with demanding we all pay more tax and accept cuts and redundancies, whils tstashing his own Ł4mil trust fund off=shore to avoid tax?
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Posted 21 October 2010 - 09:34 PM

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on 21 October 2010 - 09:30 PM, said:

Because it's easy and they're talentless fuckwits.

Why does the Chancellor genuinely not see an issue with demanding we all pay more tax and accept cuts and redundancies, whils tstashing his own Ł4mil trust fund off=shore to avoid tax?


because that's what "equity" means nowadays.

why am I tired all the damn time?
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 21 October 2010 - 09:38 PM

because it's not how many hours you sleep, it's the regularity with which you do it.

Why does every webcomic I read insist on not updating?
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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Posted 22 October 2010 - 01:34 AM

because you're doing it wrong.

why is it sunny and not hot?
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 08:59 AM

View PostFrookenhauer, on 22 October 2010 - 01:34 AM, said:

because you're doing it wrong.

why is it sunny and not hot?

Because it is winter.

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Posted 22 October 2010 - 10:12 AM

because you have aged and your sense of humour, taste of food, music and everything that goes with it has changed, not for the better or for worse but just because.

why am i nervous about coming sales meeting with director?
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 12:39 PM

View PostTattersail, on 22 October 2010 - 10:12 AM, said:

because you have aged and your sense of humour, taste of food, music and everything that goes with it has changed, not for the better or for worse but just because.

why am i nervous about coming sales meeting with director?


Because he found those pictures of you. You know. Those ones.

Why aren't my parents back yet?
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 01:59 PM

View PostAin, on 22 October 2010 - 12:39 PM, said:

Why aren't my parents back yet?


Zombies.

Why hasn't anyone cyborg'd a great white shark?
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 02:02 PM

View PostAbyss, on 22 October 2010 - 01:59 PM, said:

Why hasn't anyone cyborg'd a great white shark?


Because all the R&D dollars are in this "T virus" thingy.

Why are people so unkind?

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Posted 22 October 2010 - 02:15 PM

Because you're weak, and weakness triggers the predator instinct. And then the astral badgers come.

Why do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do?
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 02:19 PM

View PostAbyss, on 22 October 2010 - 02:15 PM, said:

Because you're weak, and weakness triggers the predator instinct. And then the astral badgers come.

Why do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do?

because of yip diddy do kaye. obviously.

Why is gibberish so honest?

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Posted 22 October 2010 - 09:52 PM

because it's not meant to be understood

Why am I, lord of all things marketing, still cleaning data with my minion on a friday evening?
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 12:50 AM

View PostFrookenhauer, on 22 October 2010 - 09:52 PM, said:

Why am I, lord of all things marketing, still cleaning data with my minion on a friday evening?


Because at heart you're too nice for marketing. True ambition would lead you to the inevitable soulectomy.

Why is sleeping in so damn good?
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Posted 24 October 2010 - 01:03 AM

because it refreshes the parts that snoozes will never reach.

Who let the dogs out?
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Posted 24 October 2010 - 04:31 AM

PETA.

Why is it so damn hard for people to be on time for flights?
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Posted 24 October 2010 - 08:08 AM

Because the airport is like a giant nexus of negative energy. It does not want ANYONE.

Why does the printer make so much noise?
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Posted 24 October 2010 - 09:13 AM

View PostAin, on 24 October 2010 - 08:08 AM, said:

Because the airport is like a giant nexus of negative energy. It does not want ANYONE.

Why does the printer make so much noise?


faulty exhaust pipes

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Posted 24 October 2010 - 05:47 PM

Because they're just that, awesome, in your head.

Why do i find Posted Image so entertaining to watch?
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Posted 24 October 2010 - 05:52 PM

Cos it's freaking lightsabers. Plus they're all jumping around and stuff.

Why must relationships be so damn complicated?
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