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why are so many modern artists just making bad remixes of old-school one-hit wonders?
the why thread? I need to know!!!
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Posted 21 October 2010 - 09:22 PM
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 21 October 2010 - 09:30 PM
Because it's easy and they're talentless fuckwits.
Why does the Chancellor genuinely not see an issue with demanding we all pay more tax and accept cuts and redundancies, whils tstashing his own Ł4mil trust fund off=shore to avoid tax?
Why does the Chancellor genuinely not see an issue with demanding we all pay more tax and accept cuts and redundancies, whils tstashing his own Ł4mil trust fund off=shore to avoid tax?
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Posted 21 October 2010 - 09:34 PM
Thelomen Toblerone, on 21 October 2010 - 09:30 PM, said:
Because it's easy and they're talentless fuckwits.
Why does the Chancellor genuinely not see an issue with demanding we all pay more tax and accept cuts and redundancies, whils tstashing his own Ł4mil trust fund off=shore to avoid tax?
Why does the Chancellor genuinely not see an issue with demanding we all pay more tax and accept cuts and redundancies, whils tstashing his own Ł4mil trust fund off=shore to avoid tax?
because that's what "equity" means nowadays.
why am I tired all the damn time?
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
#164
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Posted 21 October 2010 - 09:38 PM
because it's not how many hours you sleep, it's the regularity with which you do it.
Why does every webcomic I read insist on not updating?
Why does every webcomic I read insist on not updating?
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
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bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
#165
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 01:34 AM
because you're doing it wrong.
why is it sunny and not hot?
why is it sunny and not hot?
souls are for wimps
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 08:59 AM
Frookenhauer, on 22 October 2010 - 01:34 AM, said:
because you're doing it wrong.
why is it sunny and not hot?
why is it sunny and not hot?
Because it is winter.
Why is Never Mind the Buzzcocks not as funny anymore as it used to be?
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#167
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 10:12 AM
because you have aged and your sense of humour, taste of food, music and everything that goes with it has changed, not for the better or for worse but just because.
why am i nervous about coming sales meeting with director?
why am i nervous about coming sales meeting with director?
Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 12:39 PM
Tattersail, on 22 October 2010 - 10:12 AM, said:
because you have aged and your sense of humour, taste of food, music and everything that goes with it has changed, not for the better or for worse but just because.
why am i nervous about coming sales meeting with director?
why am i nervous about coming sales meeting with director?
Because he found those pictures of you. You know. Those ones.
Why aren't my parents back yet?
Suck it Errant!
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 01:59 PM
Ain, on 22 October 2010 - 12:39 PM, said:
Why aren't my parents back yet?
Zombies.
Why hasn't anyone cyborg'd a great white shark?
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'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
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#170
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 02:02 PM
Abyss, on 22 October 2010 - 01:59 PM, said:
Why hasn't anyone cyborg'd a great white shark?
Because all the R&D dollars are in this "T virus" thingy.
Why are people so unkind?
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"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 02:15 PM
Because you're weak, and weakness triggers the predator instinct. And then the astral badgers come.
Why do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do?
Why do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do?
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
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'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
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#172
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 02:19 PM
Abyss, on 22 October 2010 - 02:15 PM, said:
Because you're weak, and weakness triggers the predator instinct. And then the astral badgers come.
Why do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do?
Why do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do?
because of yip diddy do kaye. obviously.
Why is gibberish so honest?
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 09:52 PM
because it's not meant to be understood
Why am I, lord of all things marketing, still cleaning data with my minion on a friday evening?
Why am I, lord of all things marketing, still cleaning data with my minion on a friday evening?
souls are for wimps
#174
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 12:50 AM
Frookenhauer, on 22 October 2010 - 09:52 PM, said:
Why am I, lord of all things marketing, still cleaning data with my minion on a friday evening?
Because at heart you're too nice for marketing. True ambition would lead you to the inevitable soulectomy.
Why is sleeping in so damn good?
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 24 October 2010 - 01:03 AM
because it refreshes the parts that snoozes will never reach.
Who let the dogs out?
Who let the dogs out?
souls are for wimps
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Posted 24 October 2010 - 04:31 AM
PETA.
Why is it so damn hard for people to be on time for flights?
Why is it so damn hard for people to be on time for flights?
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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Posted 24 October 2010 - 08:08 AM
Because the airport is like a giant nexus of negative energy. It does not want ANYONE.
Why does the printer make so much noise?
Why does the printer make so much noise?
Suck it Errant!
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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Posted 24 October 2010 - 09:13 AM
Ain, on 24 October 2010 - 08:08 AM, said:
Because the airport is like a giant nexus of negative energy. It does not want ANYONE.
Why does the printer make so much noise?
Why does the printer make so much noise?
faulty exhaust pipes
Why is it so hard to write the awesome stories I create in my head?
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Posted 24 October 2010 - 05:47 PM
Because they're just that, awesome, in your head.
Why do i find
so entertaining to watch?
Why do i find
so entertaining to watch?
"I'm having one of those things... A headache with pictures." An Idea? "Yeah, that's it!"
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Posted 24 October 2010 - 05:52 PM
Cos it's freaking lightsabers. Plus they're all jumping around and stuff.
Why must relationships be so damn complicated?
Why must relationships be so damn complicated?
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
