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#101 Abyss

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Posted 13 October 2010 - 01:37 PM

Dolmen, on 13 October 2010 - 01:00 PM, said:

Why Must I build a physical model of a building everyone can
see perfectly fine from every angle in my 3d walkthrough?

Because once perfection is truly attained, the Kali Yuga can begin and all will be destroyed.

Why do i keep having flashbacks to that one night in Bangkok?

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Posted 13 October 2010 - 02:26 PM

Abyss, on 13 October 2010 - 01:37 PM, said:

Dolmen, on 13 October 2010 - 01:00 PM, said:

Why Must I build a physical model of a building everyone can
see perfectly fine from every angle in my 3d walkthrough?

Because once perfection is truly attained, the Kali Yuga can begin and all will be destroyed.

Why do i keep having flashbacks to that one night in Bangkok?

because he was much bigger than you, and you secretly enjoyed it.. it was like that boat trip, oh wait you said to keep it secret!

why does video download take ages on your phone but on the computer it takes seconds?

Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.

#103 Abyss

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Posted 13 October 2010 - 02:47 PM

Tattersail, on 13 October 2010 - 02:26 PM, said:

Abyss, on 13 October 2010 - 01:37 PM, said:

Dolmen, on 13 October 2010 - 01:00 PM, said:

Why Must I build a physical model of a building everyone can
see perfectly fine from every angle in my 3d walkthrough?

Because once perfection is truly attained, the Kali Yuga can begin and all will be destroyed.

Why do i keep having flashbacks to that one night in Bangkok?

Because your computer is bigger and also eats phones for snack.

Why couldn't someone who got my Murray Head reference answer my last question?

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#104 Dolmen 2.0

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Waiting till jean gets here.

Posted 13 October 2010 - 03:13 PM

Abyss, on 13 October 2010 - 02:47 PM, said:

Tattersail, on 13 October 2010 - 02:26 PM, said:

Abyss, on 13 October 2010 - 01:37 PM, said:

Dolmen, on 13 October 2010 - 01:00 PM, said:

Why Must I build a physical model of a building everyone can
see perfectly fine from every angle in my 3d walkthrough?

Because once perfection is truly attained, the Kali Yuga can begin and all will be destroyed.

Why do i keep having flashbacks to that one night in Bangkok?

Because your computer is bigger and also eats phones for snack.

Why couldn't someone who got my Murray Head reference answer my last question?

Because tattersail just aint ready for...Murray head

Why is Requiem for a dream traumatizing my fiance?

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#105 Abyss

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Posted 13 October 2010 - 04:07 PM

Dolmen, on 13 October 2010 - 03:13 PM, said:

Why is Requiem for a dream traumatizing my fiance?

Because your fiance is Jennifer Conelley. Or possibly Marlon Wayans.

Why am i craving pizza?

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#106 Obdigore

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Posted 13 October 2010 - 08:44 PM

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Because your fiance is Jennifer Conelley. Or possibly Marlon Wayans.

Why am i craving pizza?

The sauce is like blood and the pinneaple and chicken are like brainzzz...

Why did we go away from a duelling society?

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#107 KingTeholBeddict

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Posted 13 October 2010 - 09:13 PM

TIme to stop dreaming sire, your grand duel is today... Posted Image

Why have I no money?

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#108 Abyss

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 05:13 AM

KingTeholBeddict, on 13 October 2010 - 09:13 PM, said:

Why have I no money?

Because you gave it all to a greater, more important cause. A cause with real world impact, where real people act to make a real difference.
And I thank you for it because i really needed a new printer and there was enough cash left over for beer and 'za..

Why is it generally unacceptable to consume chocolate pudding during board meetings?

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 08:11 AM

Abyss, on 14 October 2010 - 05:13 AM, said:

KingTeholBeddict, on 13 October 2010 - 09:13 PM, said:

Why have I no money?

because it distracts all the chocolate have-nots* present at the meeting away from the white board onto your chocolate.

* = all women are included in this category regardless of their chocolate quotum.

Why do you have to fill in forms in triple?

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#110 MTS

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 08:23 AM

Because it gives people a chance to use the word 'triplicate'.

Why can't I think of a good question to ask?

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#111 Satan

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 08:32 AM

Because questions are lighter than air, and you live at the bottom of the world.

Why couldn't they build properly ventilated houses in the 80'ies?

Legalise drugs! And murder!

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 08:38 AM

Brynjar, on 14 October 2010 - 08:32 AM, said:

Because questions are lighter than air, and you live at the bottom of the world.

Why couldn't they build properly ventilated houses in the 80'ies?

Because ventilation means opening a window rather than air conditioning. Novel concept, I know.

Why is my colleague bald?

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#113 Satan

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 08:44 AM

Because, after years in a predatory work environment, he has developed baldness to fend off the cougars.

Why am I always hungry?

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#114 Tapper

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 08:49 AM

Brynjar, on 14 October 2010 - 08:44 AM, said:

Because, after years in a predatory work environment, he has developed baldness to fend off the cougars.

Why am I always hungry?

Because maple syrup diets are nutricious and good for the bowels, but not filling.
That, or you are starving yourself in protest until the americanskis sell Liverpool to the new americanskis.

Why can the least aerodynamic planes still lift from the ground?

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#115 Satan

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 08:59 AM

Because aerodynamics has never had anything to do with flying. It's like asking how a great dragon can be supported by those puny wings. It's all magic, baby!

Why jump when you can duck?

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#116 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 09:10 AM

Because the dangerous projectile altitudes are not comparable.

Why is the new XKCD so funny?

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#117 Dolmen 2.0

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Waiting till jean gets here.

Posted 15 October 2010 - 12:24 PM

Adjutant Stormy, on 14 October 2010 - 09:10 AM, said:

Because the dangerous projectile altitudes are not comparable.

Why is the new XKCD so funny?

Because XKCD is plain plain awesome.

Why is chuck norris the only law in the universe?

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#118 Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast

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Posted 15 October 2010 - 12:38 PM

Dolmen, on 15 October 2010 - 12:24 PM, said:

Adjutant Stormy, on 14 October 2010 - 09:10 AM, said:

Because the dangerous projectile altitudes are not comparable.

Why is the new XKCD so funny?

Because XKCD is plain plain awesome.

Why is chuck norris the only law in the universe?

Because Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle, because when Chuck Norris inhales helium his voice doesn't change and because Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.

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#119 Tattersail_

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