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Segway boss drives segway off a cliff and falls to his death

#1 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 27 September 2010 - 02:00 PM

http://www.bbc.co.uk...-leeds-11416654

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Segway boss Jimi Heselden dies in scooter cliff fall
The millionaire owner of the UK Segway company has died after apparently riding one of his company's motorised scooters off cliffs and into a river.

Jimi Heselden, 62, crashed into the River Wharfe while riding the vehicle round his estate in Thorp Arch, Boston Spa, West Yorkshire, on Sunday.

He was pronounced dead at the scene. The scooter was found in the water.

Mr Heselden, who founded Leeds-based company Hesco Bastion, acquired the Segway operation in 2010.

A spokeswoman for West Yorkshire Police confirmed Mr Heselden's identity.

She said: "Police were called at 1140 yesterday to reports of a man in the River Wharfe, apparently having fallen from the cliffs above."

She said a "Segway type" vehicle had been recovered.

Charity donations Mr Heselden grew up in the Halton Moor area of Leeds, leaving school at 15 and working down local pits.

He worked as a miner before losing his job in a wave of redundancies in the 1980s.

His engineering business went from strength-to-strength and he had a fortune reported to be £166m, making him one of the top 400 richest people on the UK.

The tycoon was well known for his donations to charity, giving more than £20m to good causes.

Earlier this month he donated £10m to the Leeds Community Foundation.

A spokesperson for Hesco Bastion said: "It is with great sadness that we have to confirm that Jimi Heselden OBE, has died in a tragic accident near his home in West Yorkshire."

The spokesperson added: "Jimi is perhaps best known for his charity work with Help for Heroes and the Leeds Community Foundation.

"A £10m gift to the foundation earlier this month saw his lifetime charitable donations top £23m.

"Our thoughts go out to his family and many friends, who have asked for privacy at this time."



Worst. Publicity, Ever.

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Posted 27 September 2010 - 02:02 PM

Pfft, Segways. I wouldn't be caught dead on one.
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Posted 27 September 2010 - 02:13 PM

Oh my. Could be segway will go downhill now.
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Posted 27 September 2010 - 02:15 PM

I imagine Segway stock's are about to take a dive.
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Posted 27 September 2010 - 02:29 PM

They used to be a local company(NH). I didn't even know it was sold. I rode one once, wasn't all that impressive.

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Posted 27 September 2010 - 02:51 PM

View PostBubba, on 27 September 2010 - 02:29 PM, said:

They used to be a local company(NH). I didn't even know it was sold. I rode one once, wasn't all that impressive.


Ah yes, it was that time you battled your evil twin to the death as I recall.

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Posted 27 September 2010 - 03:42 PM

I thought about posting this story in the weird news de jour thread, but I figured this Segway story would cause segue's, so I'm glad to see Apt created a seperate thread to prevent a Segway segue......
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Posted 27 September 2010 - 04:30 PM

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Posted 27 September 2010 - 04:35 PM

View PostAptorian, on 27 September 2010 - 02:51 PM, said:

View PostBubba, on 27 September 2010 - 02:29 PM, said:

They used to be a local company(NH). I didn't even know it was sold. I rode one once, wasn't all that impressive.


Ah yes, it was that time you battled your evil twin to the death as I recall.

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....and lost.

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Posted 27 September 2010 - 06:19 PM

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Posted 27 September 2010 - 06:31 PM

Now Ace Rimmer would have ridden it all the way down....



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Posted 27 September 2010 - 07:25 PM

Its official

Segway stock has crashed....
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Posted 27 September 2010 - 07:44 PM

And there are people who say that the universe doesn't run on irony...

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Posted 27 September 2010 - 09:28 PM

I once saw a house called Segueway.

I might get one to use with my job, especially now they're going to be so cheap.
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Posted 27 September 2010 - 09:30 PM

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Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
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Posted 29 September 2010 - 02:54 AM

Too bad Apt didn't make his thread title more of a cliffhanger.
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Posted 29 September 2010 - 07:45 AM

It would have given it more depth, for sure
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Posted 29 September 2010 - 12:32 PM

My housemate send this to me under the title "Segway to Heaven"
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