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What's the biggest spoiler you wish you hadn't read? WARNING: SPOILERS!!!!! ALL BOOKS (a'duh)

#41 Seras

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Posted 06 September 2010 - 08:16 PM

When Abyss...

Spoiler

Lives and loves, the gamut of existence was marked by such things. A breaking of paths, the ragged, uneven ever-forward stumble. Blood dried, eventually. Turned to dust. The corpses of kings were laid down and sealed in darkness and set away, to be forgotten. Graves were dug for fallen soldiers, vast pits like mouths in the earth, opened in hunger, and all the bodies were tumbled down, each exhaling a last gasp of lime dust. Survivors grieved, for a time, and looked upon empty rooms and empty beds, the scattering of possessions no-one possessed any longer, and wondered what was to come, what would be written anew on the wiped-clean slate. Wondering, how can I go on?

#42 Illuyankas

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Posted 06 September 2010 - 10:45 PM

jitsukerr, on 06 September 2010 - 01:58 PM, said:

Using fresh eggs or using eggs left out on the side for a month makes no difference to my enjoyment of a cake made using them.

Fixed that for you.

This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 06 September 2010 - 10:47 PM

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#43 Abyss

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Posted 07 September 2010 - 02:37 PM

Erayle, on 06 September 2010 - 08:16 PM, said:

When Abyss...

Spoiler

I APOLOGIZED FOR THAT!!!!!!!!!!

- Abyss,

Spoiler

THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT

#44 Harvester

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Posted 07 September 2010 - 09:29 PM

Abyss, on 03 September 2010 - 02:59 PM, said:

What is it with people?

Spoiler

I warn you and I warn you and then

Spoiler

and still, STILL you look...

Oh, I blame the search function. :veryangry:

#45 _Perfect_Insanity_

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 07:06 PM

Ok, I don't know how to "create the spoiler-box-thing"

I tried, and failed,
deleting this message doesn't seem to work.

So I'll edit this into a question:

How does one create the spoiler-box?

Thanks ^^

This post has been edited by _Perfect_Insanity_: 11 September 2010 - 07:21 PM

#46 ansible

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 10:07 PM

[*spoiler*] text [*/spoiler*]

Without the asterisks. Theoretically, you don't have to use spoilers for any MBotF info in this forum, because it assumes you have read all of the books. This thread especially...

We sail in and out of Time, then back again. There is only one ship, the captain says. All the ships we hail between the galaxies or suns are this ship.