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How soon before….Hood! Cursing..book style...

#1 User is offline   Braden 

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Posted 01 September 2010 - 01:20 PM

I want to know, have any of you started using the “Hood….!” exclamation in normal conversations yet? I’ve started to introduce it at home when I can as just another alternative to a swear word in front of the children.



Favourites so far:



“Hoods Breath!”



“Hoods Teeth!”



“Oh, Hood take me…” *in exasperated fashion



And in more adult company…



“Hoods Balls!”
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Posted 01 September 2010 - 01:51 PM

I've caught myself using "shaved knuckle" a few times.
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Posted 01 September 2010 - 02:02 PM

Talking of using Hood as a curse, I came across a passage in RotCG where someone says "Shut the Hood up."

Now, does that really get on anyone else's nerves, too? I've never viewed 'Hood' as simply an alternative to saying 'hell', for example, and don't think that they can be used in the same way.

Doesn't 'shut the Hood up' just sound wrong?
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Posted 01 September 2010 - 02:24 PM

I agree. Usually in SE's book,The Abyss takes the place of Hell in curses.
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Posted 01 September 2010 - 02:40 PM

i think hood is mostly used a like "Hood's balls under a rock" They usually refer to him as some kind of person, not a place.
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Posted 01 September 2010 - 03:05 PM

Person or personified object/appendage…



“By the Abyss, I’d rather travel up Hoods ring than Sunderland!”
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