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God bless America! Happy 4th of July everybody!

#1 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 10:12 PM

That is all.
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Posted 04 July 2010 - 11:49 PM

Happy, Independence Day...from the country that has it all (except a revolution >:()
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 01:13 AM

... and still the undisputed super heavyweight champion of the world! Uncle Sam!
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 01:38 AM

what you guys doing for fourth of july
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 02:32 AM

Drinking lots of beer. Eating lots of delicious food. And setting off fireworks, which are now gone and I am sad. So now we set around the campfire and drink more of said beer.
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 03:20 AM

I ate thai food and am now on the internet. The wife is working for 1.5 pay, which is sweet.
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 03:35 AM

Nothing going on in Japan obviously. I drank some beer in honor of the 4th, but it wasn't American beer.

Happy 4th of July! I should get myself some fireworks....
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:23 AM

Pyro day! Yes! When I was younger we use to make bombs from piccolo petes.Posted Image
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:35 AM

Today is the day that Jeff Goldblum saved the world by uploading a Windows 95 virus to the alien mothership!
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 06:39 AM

As a coincidence, we just chose a new president yesterday. Yay!
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 08:05 AM

View PostAptorian, on 05 July 2010 - 06:35 AM, said:

Today is the day that Jeff Goldblum saved the world by uploading a Windows 95 virus to the alien mothership!


He did promise fireworks...
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 05 July 2010 - 09:47 AM

View PostAin, on 04 July 2010 - 11:49 PM, said:

Happy Independence Day...from the country that has it all (except a revolution >:()


Or a civil war. :p

Enjoy, yankee imperialist running dogs! :p

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Posted 05 July 2010 - 10:29 AM

THE BRITISH EMPIRE WILL RISE AGAIN
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 05:04 PM

I look forward to the day when Norway, the baltics, southern Sweden and Britain are once again added to the kind and benevolent Danish Rule!
Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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Posted 05 July 2010 - 07:41 PM

I'll drink to that.
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Posted 06 July 2010 - 10:16 AM

View PostPrimateus, on 05 July 2010 - 05:04 PM, said:

I look forward to the day when Norway, the baltics, southern Sweden and Britain are once again added to the kind and benevolent Danish Rule!


His first post, and he reveals himself for the utter c**t (or c**t with udders) that all Danish are. The only way that post could be worse was if he started it with "So, [...]". In other words, no thank you - we like having consonants in our language rather too much to form a "union" with Denmark again.

Also, happy "Independence Day", Scousers. You know I love you, but the name for the protest is just silly.

This post has been edited by Brynjar: 06 July 2010 - 10:20 AM

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Posted 06 July 2010 - 10:36 AM

View PostPrimateus, on 05 July 2010 - 05:04 PM, said:

I look forward to the day when Norway, the baltics, southern Sweden and Britain are once again added to the kind and benevolent Danish Rule!


Holy crap - someone actually paid attention to a 30 second period of the Dark Ages!?!?

Auspicious first post. :(
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Posted 19 July 2010 - 08:20 AM

View PostBrynjar, on 06 July 2010 - 10:16 AM, said:

His first post, and he reveals himself for the utter c**t (or c**t with udders) that all Danish are. The only way that post could be worse was if he started it with "So, [...]". In other words, no thank you - we like having consonants in our language rather too much to form a "union" with Denmark again.


This post shows exactly why Norway should be returned to our "kind and benevolent" rule.

And obviously "kind and benevolent" is in qoutation marks and is sarcastically meant. There was no talk of a "union"

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Posted 19 July 2010 - 08:36 AM

View PostPrimateus, on 19 July 2010 - 08:20 AM, said:

View PostBrynjar, on 06 July 2010 - 10:16 AM, said:

His first post, and he reveals himself for the utter c**t (or c**t with udders) that all Danish are. The only way that post could be worse was if he started it with "So, [...]". In other words, no thank you - we like having consonants in our language rather too much to form a "union" with Denmark again.


And obviously "kind and benevolent" is in qoutation marks and is sarcastically meant. There was no talk of a "union"


View PostPrimateus, on 19 July 2010 - 08:20 AM, said:

is in qoutation [sic] marks and is sarcastically meant.


View PostBrynjar, on 06 July 2010 - 10:16 AM, said:

"union"


View PostPrimateus, on 19 July 2010 - 08:20 AM, said:

There was no talk of a "union"


View PostPrimateus, on 19 July 2010 - 08:20 AM, said:

sarcastically meant.


View PostBrynjar, on 06 July 2010 - 10:16 AM, said:

"union"


View PostPrimateus, on 05 July 2010 - 05:04 PM, said:

I look forward to the day when Norway, the baltics, southern Sweden and Britain are once again added to the kind and benevolent Danish Rule!


Also, saying that England was under Danish rule at one point is like saying that Canada and Iceland was under Norwegian rule.

This post has been edited by Brynjar: 19 July 2010 - 08:41 AM

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Posted 19 July 2010 - 08:42 AM

Don't mind Brynjar, he's the Malazan equivalent of the creepy uncle that tries to fondle you when he's had too much snaps.
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