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#1 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 06 June 2010 - 05:04 PM

It's been a while since we last had one of these threads.

Lets hear about who your favorite Stand-up comedians are and if you have some links to their shows feel free to share them.

Some classic Stand-up comedy would be guys like Eddie Murphy

http://www.youtube.c...feature=related

and Richard Pryor:

http://www.youtube.c...feature=related

You can never miss Bill Hicks:

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=OBbHfI8jfmg

Or Dennis Leary

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=2zAeW8z1O9E

(yeah, yeah, I know supposedly Leary stole Hicks material, I don't care)

Talking about theft, here's Carlos Mancia:

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=bD1JJcrNDjg

And of course Pablo Francisco. His imitations and soundboard gimmick can get a bit much sometimes though:

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=LgrMi7KgNW8

Two of my current favorites are Lous CK (no wonder he got divorced after this bit):

http://www.youtube.c...feature=related

And Bill Burr. I can't find any good videos on youtube (I think they deleted all the good stuff) But here he is ranting for 10 minutes at an audience of drunk idiots. He had ten minutes to burn and he just stood up there throwing abuse at them and counting down. He's amazing:

http://www.youtube.c...feature=related

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Posted 06 June 2010 - 05:57 PM

I would rank Dave Chappelle as one of the funniest stand-up comedians of this decade. Shame he quit though.



Frank Caliendo is one of the best impressionists I've seen.



George Carlin is just downright brilliant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o
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Posted 06 June 2010 - 06:35 PM

I find Pablo francisco to be annoying as hell..
My current favorite stand-up is Russel Peters
now there's a guy that can make you laugh
sorry can't provide links cause youtube is blocked in this ISP...
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Posted 06 June 2010 - 07:21 PM

I'd second Russell Peters, definately my favorite at the moment.

Here are some links

Gay Indians -- 55 seconds in


Indo-Canadian vs White Canadian Accents


In South Africa

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Posted 06 June 2010 - 09:39 PM

Frankie Boyle.

Scottish stand up, very acerbic, and no topic off limits. Sadly no longer on mock the week, but some of his lines in that show were just genius.
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 06 June 2010 - 10:21 PM

View PostCocoreturns, on 06 June 2010 - 09:39 PM, said:

Frankie Boyle.

Scottish stand up, very acerbic, and no topic off limits. Sadly no longer on mock the week, but some of his lines in that show were just genius.


Seconded, here are 5 of his best although to be fair there are loads on youtube including his entire show at the Hammersmith Odeon which is awesome.

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=H2G_01T-CHI
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Posted 07 June 2010 - 05:55 AM

This, in my opinion, is still the best Frankie Boyle joke ever:



Another good British Comedian I've discovered is Stewart Lee. For some reason, all though his routine is a bit slow and toned down, there's just something about his style, the syntax, the story he tells that I really like.

There's an entire show with him on youtube. When he really starts going he's hilarious, especially his story about his mom and Tom O'connor:


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Posted 07 June 2010 - 08:20 AM

George Carlin is the motherfuckin' champion. Well, was. But really, a good artist never dies - he just stops giving live performances.
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Posted 07 June 2010 - 09:34 AM

dont have any links but big fan of jim jeffries, his contraband tour was very very funny and dark. one of the most memorable moments of his career was being punche din the face by an irishman in the manchester comedy club which he sent up in his later tours. another classic sketch being where his dad took him and his brothe rto the dump one day where jim (six years old) finds a vibrator that works and his dad tells him its a massage tool and takes it home only to hide it in the shed... wont spoil the punchline but it is a very funny show.
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Posted 04 July 2010 - 01:46 PM

Finally found a show with Bill Burr. They unfortunately bleep out the swearing, but I love this guy. I think it's the New York accent.

[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2dOboLsh-4"]http://www.youtube.c...h?v=z2dOboLsh-4[/url]

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Posted 10 July 2010 - 11:34 PM

View Postdrinksinbars, on 07 June 2010 - 09:34 AM, said:

dont have any links but big fan of jim jeffries, his contraband tour was very very funny and dark. one of the most memorable moments of his career was being punche din the face by an irishman in the manchester comedy club which he sent up in his later tours. another classic sketch being where his dad took him and his brothe rto the dump one day where jim (six years old) finds a vibrator that works and his dad tells him its a massage tool and takes it home only to hide it in the shed... wont spoil the punchline but it is a very funny show.



I agree. Jim Jeffries is friggen hilarious!!!


Gotta say Brian Regan is probably my personal fav.


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Posted 12 July 2010 - 01:55 PM

Stand-ups that I like:

Michael McIntyre (so sue me):
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=Es2l4yUBY6M -- Live at the Apollo

Eddie Izzard (who doesn't like Eddie?)
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=8d_l-p6rUNI -- Death Star canteen

Dylan Moran:
-- Women have no feelings

Laura Solon:
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=QEpQa8QNIGI -- Character comedy (China Lion)

Chris Addison:
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=KmBNws1N5X4 -- Live at the Apollo
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