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The Watching Trickster Pub Come in, sit down and share your random thoughts with a good pint.

#3141 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 05 September 2011 - 08:10 AM

VODKA! Lot's and lot's of vodka! They took my wisdom tooth out and now I need to drown the pain!!!!!

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#3142 User is offline   Darkwatch 

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Posted 05 September 2011 - 11:26 AM

I remember when I had mine out, I demanded they gas me since I was not doing that awake.
Then of course my parents had the bright idea to get me braces not two months later. I lost a fair amount of weight.

So then vodka. I've got 100 bottles of Grey Goose to keep you numb. I'll have them all chilled by the servitors for you.
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#3143 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 05 September 2011 - 03:54 PM

 Dolmen, on 26 August 2011 - 07:21 PM, said:

i have troubles. We might be trying for a baby soon, i do not want a girl. Girls are trouble. Complicated, pink-unicorney trouble. Would you guys (and girls) plz Give me tips. I want sons!



Ditto brother. When you have a boy, you have to worry about 1 penis. When you have a girl, you gotta worry about them all.




Morning Tricksters!

This is the first morning in 4 days i havent woke up to it pouring outside. One of the downsides to living on the coast.

I could go for a good dark beer.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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Posted 06 September 2011 - 11:35 AM

How about a oat based stout. Here's a pint, get you going in the morning.
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You're a rock.
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#3145 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 06 September 2011 - 11:39 AM

Andorian ale please. The bluer, the better :)

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#3146 User is offline   Darkwatch 

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Posted 06 September 2011 - 11:40 AM

Well if you want, but I also have a large cache of Romulan Ale. Just go easy on it, it'll go straight to your head.
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RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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#3147 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 06 September 2011 - 11:44 AM

I'll take two of each :)

This post has been edited by Loki: 06 September 2011 - 11:45 AM

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#3148 User is offline   Darkwatch 

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Posted 06 September 2011 - 11:49 AM

Two of each it is.

*Hands Loki Andorian and Romulan Ale*

I'm having a pint of Blood Wine. Cheers!
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You're a rock.
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#3149 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 06 September 2011 - 11:51 AM

*drinks each glass in quick succession*

*hits the deck*

Um.....Iz may needs to have gones slowerr nezt time........

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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Posted 06 September 2011 - 11:56 AM

K'pla!
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You're a rock.
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#3151 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 06 September 2011 - 12:03 PM

Qapla? Or I am really drunk!

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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Posted 06 September 2011 - 09:54 PM

Our puny Terran phonemes cannot capture the awesomeness of Klingon.
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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

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RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
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Posted 06 September 2011 - 11:01 PM

WHY DO I KEEP DRINKING


Oh yeah, because it's fun.

GIN ME, BARKEEP
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Posted 06 September 2011 - 11:29 PM

*Throws Gin at Toby*

Fine stuff that. Made from juniper berries grown in Jesus' meth lab.

So you're engaged. Any date set?

This post has been edited by Darkwatch: 06 September 2011 - 11:51 PM

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You're a rock.
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Posted 07 September 2011 - 02:54 AM

Say what now? Toby's engaged??
*casting the shaved knuckle*
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Posted 07 September 2011 - 08:27 AM

cherry vodka, vodka, and red bull please on the the rocks
Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.
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#3157 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 07 September 2011 - 11:59 AM

I'll have something strong enough to help me forget how seriously close to just giving up I am. A gallon of tequila, maybe?

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#3158 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 07 September 2011 - 12:39 PM

Hell no. Tequila makes people crazy.


When you want to forget, you drink whiskey. :)

At least thats what all the country singers from the 70's tell me.
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#3159 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 07 September 2011 - 12:41 PM

I do love country music.....Willie's never steered me wrong before. Alright, I'll have a gallon of whiskey!

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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Posted 08 September 2011 - 03:13 AM

I'm planning a Star Trek movie marathon Friday night. Me and my friend have them all between us.
It will be awesome.
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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

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RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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