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The Watching Trickster Pub Come in, sit down and share your random thoughts with a good pint.

#3101 Stradivarius

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Posted 31 July 2011 - 09:06 AM

Darkwatch, on 26 July 2011 - 04:00 AM, said:

I'll give you guys two lakes and a sea of scotch, hows that?
I only ask that you shower after going in the scotch.

NO!!!!! shower before you go into the scotch sea!

Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!

#3102 Dammon

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Posted 01 August 2011 - 05:28 AM

Also:

WARNING: Avoid open flames after bathing.

*WARNING* May melt when added to water.

#3103 Slow Ben

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Posted 01 August 2011 - 01:34 PM

Darkwatch, on 25 July 2011 - 09:29 PM, said:

Edit:
Also what possessed you both to organize a wedding during a move (or vice versa?)

Aug 6 was the only day the reception hall she wanted was open and school starts the 24.

This is my last week as a free man. eek!

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#3104 Tapper

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Posted 01 August 2011 - 02:33 PM

Enjoy it, SB

To be honest, it might be quite fun to move into a new house as newly weds, new stage of life, new surroundings.

The weather is awesome. I'd like something strong yet fresh to accompany it.

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#3105 Darkwatch

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Posted 01 August 2011 - 07:27 PM

Here you go Tapper:

Tehol's Bonus:
-2 parts fruit punch
-1 part 12 year old golden rum (the slightly dryer kind)
-1 oz of tequila
-1 part ice cider (not carbonated)
-Crushed ice
-1 Pineapple slice cut in two and inserted into the drink.

The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#3106 Shiara

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Posted 02 August 2011 - 12:04 AM

Darkwatch, on 01 August 2011 - 07:27 PM, said:

Steep a bit of cheap wool in there for five minutes and you'll be set

*casting the shaved knuckle*

#3107 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 04 August 2011 - 09:19 AM

Ewww wool?

Anyhow, I'd like to request 4 different stiff drinks to give me courage. Going to see a shrink about my hangups. I hate shrinks.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#3108 Captain Beardface

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Posted 04 August 2011 - 11:41 AM

Slow Ben, on 01 August 2011 - 01:34 PM, said:

Aug 6 was the only day the reception hall she wanted was open and school starts the 24.

This is my last week as a free man. eek!

As it happens SB, I am also tying the knot on Aug 6, Just after sunrise on the beach and then breakfast and mimosas.

Barkeep... A round for the grooms... Better make it strong!

Monsignor:...Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.
Connor: [as the brothers exit the church] I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point.
Murphy: Aye.

Boondock Saints

#3109 Slow Ben

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Posted 04 August 2011 - 01:49 PM

MuttonChops, on 04 August 2011 - 11:41 AM, said:

Slow Ben, on 01 August 2011 - 01:34 PM, said:

Aug 6 was the only day the reception hall she wanted was open and school starts the 24.

This is my last week as a free man. eek!

As it happens SB, I am also tying the knot on Aug 6, Just after sunrise on the beach and then breakfast and mimosas.

Barkeep... A round for the grooms... Better make it strong!

Thats awesome man. Nothing would do for our wedding but the traditional church with everyone we've ever met that drains most of my savings thing.

Our is just at sundown, then dinner, then Shiner Bock!

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#3110 Darkwatch

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Posted 04 August 2011 - 02:34 PM

@ Stormy:
Here, 4 Dies Irae. Should keep you going.
I don't find shrinks so bad, at least not when I went to see one.

@ The Grooms:

The Wedding Charge

1 Stout

1 Rum (dark) and Coke
1 Shot of Tequila

You drop the shot into the rum and Coke and down it.
Then you chase that down with the Stout.

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#3111 Captain Beardface

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Posted 04 August 2011 - 11:20 PM

Slow Ben, on 04 August 2011 - 01:49 PM, said:

MuttonChops, on 04 August 2011 - 11:41 AM, said:

Slow Ben, on 01 August 2011 - 01:34 PM, said:

Aug 6 was the only day the reception hall she wanted was open and school starts the 24.

This is my last week as a free man. eek!

As it happens SB, I am also tying the knot on Aug 6, Just after sunrise on the beach and then breakfast and mimosas.

Barkeep... A round for the grooms... Better make it strong!

I know the feeling my mother tried to push us towards that...

#3112 Darkwatch

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Posted 05 August 2011 - 04:13 PM

Last big wedding I went to basically killed it for me.
I don't want a big wedding, church or no. If I even get married I'd opt for a nice quiet civil ceremony and a reception with friends and family, but not everyone we know.

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#3113 Loki

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Posted 06 August 2011 - 03:45 AM

A toast to Slow Ben and Muttonchops -

Quote

Here's to health and prosperity,
To you and all your posterity.
And them that doesn't drink with sincerity,
That they may be damned for all eternity!

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#3114 Captain Beardface

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Posted 07 August 2011 - 03:11 AM

Loki, on 06 August 2011 - 03:45 AM, said:

A toast to Slow Ben and Muttonchops -

Quote

Here's to health and prosperity,
To you and all your posterity.
And them that doesn't drink with sincerity,
That they may be damned for all eternity!

Thanks Loki

#3115 Loki

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Posted 10 August 2011 - 04:22 AM

Slow Ben, on 01 August 2011 - 01:34 PM, said:

Aug 6 was the only day the reception hall she wanted was open and school starts the 24.

This is my last week as a free man. eek!

You're wife is really pretty - how'd you manage that?

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#3116 Slow Ben

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Posted 12 August 2011 - 04:39 PM

Loki, on 10 August 2011 - 04:22 AM, said:

Slow Ben, on 01 August 2011 - 01:34 PM, said:

Aug 6 was the only day the reception hall she wanted was open and school starts the 24.

This is my last week as a free man. eek!

You're wife is really pretty - how'd you manage that?

Haha!

Besides my natural rugged good looks?

I buy her things.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#3117 Captain Beardface

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Posted 13 August 2011 - 05:41 PM

Barkeep some island type adult beverages for the bar and just put it on my tab... listening to an old white guy play reggae by the pool...

#3118 Darkwatch

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Posted 13 August 2011 - 11:30 PM

MuttonChops, on 13 August 2011 - 05:41 PM, said:

Barkeep some island type adult beverages for the bar and just put it on my tab... listening to an old white guy play reggae by the pool...

Here you go:

"Tehol's Break"
-2 parts 94% alcohol
-2 parts rum
-1 part coconut milk
-1 part pineapple juice
-3 parts crushed ice
-Sprinkle of chocolate powder and sugar.

Who's the old white guy?

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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#3119 Captain Beardface

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 12:14 AM

No idea some local

#3120 Darkwatch

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 02:50 AM

You know, I'm watching Gladiator and something has occurred to me. With all the talk of Maximus being as a son to Aurelius (brother to Commodus) and all the talk of incest I can't help but realize that there are some seriously weird undertones between Maximus and Lucilla as well.
This lead me to another thought. If Maximus had married Lucilla instead of his wife, then Aurelius would indeed be his Father-in-law (that or be adopted as was also tradition).
That in turn got me to thinking about the very idea of a parent-in-law and the implications of the term. Do not some parents-in-law insist on being called "dad" or "mom"? Do they not sometimes call the new comer their new kid?
Does this not imply that your spouse is then also your sibling-in-law by extension?
What does this imply of human society and culture? What deep seated dark things hide in our very language, manifestations of Mississippi-esque behaviour?
The mind reels!

Edit:
I just realized MuttonChops' avatar is that of Maximus... Suddenly this post seems awkward...

This post has been edited by Darkwatch: 15 August 2011 - 02:52 AM

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.