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The Watching Trickster Pub Come in, sit down and share your random thoughts with a good pint.

#2301 User is offline   Darkwatch 

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Posted 18 October 2010 - 12:58 AM

True that it's probably the best thing to do.
Still rumors die hard. Though you could try and pull a rumor overload.
Have so many rumors going that people will just give up because it won't make any sense any more and their laziness will cause them to stop trying.
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Posted 18 October 2010 - 01:54 AM

We'll see how it goes

Thankfully, school provides so many distractions.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 01:11 PM

Bleh....

I do not want to go to work this morning...
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 01:14 PM

so anything new? ;)
i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 01:16 PM

Happy birthday, man.
hope ypu've enjoyed it.


DW, lots of stuff for hangover. if possible, somethign to make me forget the last 12 hours of my life entirely would be good, too. for why, see the groove thread.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 01:21 PM

well got diving gear so yea i have enjoyed it so far
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 01:25 PM

nice
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 01:37 PM

View PostMentalist, on 23 October 2010 - 01:16 PM, said:

Happy birthday, man.
hope ypu've enjoyed it.


DW, lots of stuff for hangover. if possible, somethign to make me forget the last 12 hours of my life entirely would be good, too. for why, see the groove thread.


This is for the memories

Tay's Madness.

-3 parts of absynthe
-2 parts tequila
-2 parts Lundunum
-1 part 188 proof alcohol
-2 drops of pure LSD
-2 parts Water of Life (that of a Drowned Maker)
-A pinch of sugar
-A drop of emo blood for angst and futility.

"Ment's Friday Inspiration"

6 parts vodka
3 parts cranberry juice
1 part tonic water
1 gram of crushed exstasy pill-since we put drugs in all the custom drinks.,
5 drops of lime juice.
3 ice cubes

served with a side dish of walnuts.

"Darkwatch's Flaming Fist"

-3 parts 94% Alcohol
-2 parts Gin
-1/2 ounce of vodka
-1 part red grappa
-1 part flaming sambuca

Lady Snow's Wrath
-3 parts ice cold vodka chilled during a Blizzard.
-2 parts cold Carolan's chilled in the Blizzard.
-1 part Ice cold gin chilled in the Blizzard
-1 part fresh cream chilled in the Blizzard (frothed).
-1 spoonful of whipped cream.

Crust the rim with white sugar an and add the cream last and place the spoonful of whipped cream on the top and sprinkle with sugar.
Enjoy on terrace in a blizzard.



If you remember anything after that you're not human.

This is for the hangover

Tehol's Recuperation

3 parts rum
2 parts tropical juice
1 part crushed vitamins
2 parts calcium citrate (for the bones)
1 part Laudanum (for the pain)
1 caffeine pill (for the pep)

"Mornin' after"

-3 parts tonic water
-2 alka-seltzers
-1 drop of peptobismol
-2 drops of mint essence

Serve in a tall clear glass.

Sounds like it was a hard night. Hope you can have it work out.
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 01:43 PM

How the hell do you come up with those?
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 01:46 PM

I hope. eventually.

right now, I have to get ready to survive 7 hours of work training.
the intoxication is slowly receding, though. not as bad as last time I had to work whilst still drunk.

as for working shit out..... fuck drama. and alcohol that exacerbates it. and lack of control. that, most of all.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 24 October 2010 - 02:12 AM

View PostMentalist, on 18 October 2010 - 12:39 AM, said:

not to mention all the effort involved in digging up dirt on others...
Both of us decided that the best course of action for now would be to simply ignore their insinuations, lol


"digging up dirt on others"? Pshhh fake it.
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Posted 24 October 2010 - 04:21 PM

Got drunk last night at a party. My best friend groped my boobs twice, and complimented me on the softness of my backside. I'm pretty sure I told some dude that if I were a lesbian I'd totally sleep with him, and I frequently referred to people as f&%¤ing c%&¤s after having seen Bronson before going to said party...



So just water for me today, please.
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Posted 24 October 2010 - 04:57 PM

View PostMTS, on 23 October 2010 - 01:43 PM, said:

How the hell do you come up with those?


I regularly drink with the ghost of Churchill while knocking back 3 grams of shrooms to come up with these.


View PostMentalist, on 23 October 2010 - 01:46 PM, said:

I hope. eventually.

right now, I have to get ready to survive 7 hours of work training.
the intoxication is slowly receding, though. not as bad as last time I had to work whilst still drunk.

as for working shit out..... fuck drama. and alcohol that exacerbates it. and lack of control. that, most of all.



I suggest fire. It always seems to work, except if you're trying to prevent arson.
On a more serious note though I really hope you work it out. I know what that shit can be like and it is not fun.


View PostGrimmybear, on 24 October 2010 - 04:21 PM, said:

Got drunk last night at a party. My best friend groped my boobs twice, and complimented me on the softness of my backside. I'm pretty sure I told some dude that if I were a lesbian I'd totally sleep with him, and I frequently referred to people as f&%¤ing c%&¤s after having seen Bronson before going to said party...



So just water for me today, please.


1. You changed your name?
2. Your best friend is a guy or a girl?
3. Either way I think they're sending you a message.
4. You changed your name?
5. You'd be one lax lesbian.
6. Bronson level drunk?
7. Better make sure you're not clinically dead.

And I'll have the cold water coming in pitchers for you all day with glasses of orange juice in between.
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Posted 24 October 2010 - 05:33 PM

The best friend question needs answering I think, and I agree with Darkwatch. You don't grope your best friend - even drunkenly - without there being some sort of signal behind it. I'm confused by the lesbian comment too. Was he so girly that only lesbian-you would be attracted to him, or was he that good-looking that even lesbian-you would sleep with him, or was it just plain drunken nonsense? ;)
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Posted 24 October 2010 - 05:43 PM

ugh.
why is life always such that with some good comes some bad?

the good: I'm 90% positive i'll love my job. it's fun, and really easy money. I loved teh 7 hour training yesterday, my mind feels alive when i work and I'm 99% sure that's the only thing that killed my monster hangover yesterday. and it WAS friggin' monster--I was still drunk when I woke up, ffs.

the bad: as far as personal life goes, I realized I liked a girl, naturally realized it too late, and she chose someone else. setting aside the fact that I made a total moron of an idiot out of myself in the process, we worked it out and we're still friends. But she also convinced the guy to join our faculty soccer team, so i'll have to put up with him on a regular basis.

in retrospect, things could've been far more awkward and bad, so I shouldn't be complaining. gotta simply switch focus and forget the whole thing. should be ez, cept for that soccer part....

@ Grim: it was one of THOSE weekends, huh?
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 24 October 2010 - 05:49 PM

That sucks Ment, I've been there. At least you're trying to move past it all rather than dwell on it though, that's the main thing.
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Posted 24 October 2010 - 05:54 PM

lmao, I have to. the girl's in my section, meaning I see her in my every class. If i didn't try to move past it, it would make my life a living hell of awkwardness.

Thing that kills the most is not even so much what i've said or did, but rather the fact that I was so utterly incapable of exercising restraint. That was so ridiculously unlike me, that that's the one thing that stings the most.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 24 October 2010 - 06:33 PM

Women make you do crazy things, I guess. Well, hopefully it gets better, and you can get a normal friendship going.
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Posted 24 October 2010 - 09:03 PM

View PostMTS, on 24 October 2010 - 06:33 PM, said:

Women make you do crazy things, I guess.


Agrees.

Having tea. The apartment and clothes are now clean.
Open windows to circulate air.

The afternoon is ending well.
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Posted 24 October 2010 - 11:58 PM

came back from work. 'twas fun. really don't get all the hate call centre jobs get.

got footy pickup game in about an hour.

tons of reading still to do and a box of laundry that maust be ironed. at least some of it, today.

gotta love being insanely busy.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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