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The Watching Trickster Pub Come in, sit down and share your random thoughts with a good pint.

#1101 User is offline   hmqb 

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 12:43 AM

View PostKalamMekhar, on 04 July 2010 - 12:42 AM, said:

View Postalt146, on 04 July 2010 - 12:41 AM, said:

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on 04 July 2010 - 12:40 AM, said:

I've never used my left hand to wipe my arse in place of toilet paper after a particularly bad hangover poo in a random bathroom where I discover too late there's no loo roll.


I am SO glad noone in this room is drinking...


haha thats rgiht im not dinrking anmoer!


Im gonna do anotha shot then im gonna go cuz I aljekfnv
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#1102 User is offline   alt146 

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 12:44 AM

View PostHigh Mage Quick Ben, on 04 July 2010 - 12:42 AM, said:

View Postalt146, on 04 July 2010 - 12:41 AM, said:

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on 04 July 2010 - 12:40 AM, said:

I've never used my left hand to wipe my arse in place of toilet paper after a particularly bad hangover poo in a random bathroom where I discover too late there's no loo roll.


I am SO glad noone in this room is drinking...


WHA ROOM


My physical real life room. With my girlfriend in. Who didnt have a drink to that :(
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#1103 User is offline   Thelomen Toblerone 

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 12:44 AM

View PostH.D., on 04 July 2010 - 12:42 AM, said:

I don't believe you, Toby. I don't believe you at all.


Well, your mistrust is misplaced, good sir! Only an animal would do that.

Left hand indeed. I used my right hand.

Certainly the only time it happened in the last 6 months, anyway. Beyond that, it gets hazy, but I'm fairly sure it's always a right hand job.
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#1104 User is offline   hmqb 

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 12:45 AM

View Postalt146, on 04 July 2010 - 12:44 AM, said:

View PostHigh Mage Quick Ben, on 04 July 2010 - 12:42 AM, said:

View Postalt146, on 04 July 2010 - 12:41 AM, said:

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on 04 July 2010 - 12:40 AM, said:

I've never used my left hand to wipe my arse in place of toilet paper after a particularly bad hangover poo in a random bathroom where I discover too late there's no loo roll.


I am SO glad noone in this room is drinking...


WHA ROOM


My physical real life room. With my girlfriend in. Who didnt have a drink to that :(


Oh I see, and i got a new plan Im gonna do sumtin the iz come back
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Posted 04 July 2010 - 12:46 AM

I just want to make it clear I did not harm hd in any way, it was the ninjas!

Im going to do a double as I've been away for twenty minutes and my foods still not ready
I might be buzzed.........
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#1106 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 12:46 AM

View Postalt146, on 04 July 2010 - 12:44 AM, said:

View PostHigh Mage Quick Ben, on 04 July 2010 - 12:42 AM, said:

View Postalt146, on 04 July 2010 - 12:41 AM, said:

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on 04 July 2010 - 12:40 AM, said:

I've never used my left hand to wipe my arse in place of toilet paper after a particularly bad hangover poo in a random bathroom where I discover too late there's no loo roll.


I am SO glad noone in this room is drinking...


WHA ROOM


My physical real life room. With my girlfriend in. Who didnt have a drink to that :(

Your gf must be some kind of awesome to want to spend her time sitting around watching you drink with random people on the internet rather than go out and do something lol
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#1107 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 12:46 AM

Ah, the ole verbal sleight of hand by Toby.

That's two puns in one. Hand and "sleight of hand."
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#1108 User is offline   Thelomen Toblerone 

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 12:47 AM

HMQB is actually High Mage QJosef BFritzl.
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#1109 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 12:47 AM

View Postteholbeddict, on 04 July 2010 - 12:46 AM, said:

I just want to make it clear I did not harm hd in any way, it was the ninjas!

Im going to do a double as I've been away for twenty minutes and my foods still not ready
I might be buzzed.........

A double? Noo...

WEll done HD.
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#1110 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 12:48 AM

I'm just going to go ahead and drink.

3 and 4 coming up.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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#1111 User is offline   alt146 

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 12:49 AM

View PostMTS, on 04 July 2010 - 12:46 AM, said:

View Postalt146, on 04 July 2010 - 12:44 AM, said:

View PostHigh Mage Quick Ben, on 04 July 2010 - 12:42 AM, said:

View Postalt146, on 04 July 2010 - 12:41 AM, said:

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on 04 July 2010 - 12:40 AM, said:

I've never used my left hand to wipe my arse in place of toilet paper after a particularly bad hangover poo in a random bathroom where I discover too late there's no loo roll.


I am SO glad noone in this room is drinking...


WHA ROOM


My physical real life room. With my girlfriend in. Who didnt have a drink to that :(

Your gf must be some kind of awesome to want to spend her time sitting around watching you drink with random people on the internet rather than go out and do something lol


Well it's 3am and we slept most of today away, so there's not all that much else to be doing. also, says alt's gf, since my laptop is being used for this, my ebooking options are somewhat limited. Besides, nice to be a having a drink or two in the company of fellow malazan fans. cheers!
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#1112 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 12:49 AM

We need more music in har.



Nineteen, twenty. Blergh...

This post has been edited by MTS: 04 July 2010 - 12:49 AM

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Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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#1113 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 12:49 AM

Salud!
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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#1114 User is offline   alt146 

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 12:50 AM

Also, Mappo - it be you next. Shall I lay it down for you?
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#1115 User is offline   Thelomen Toblerone 

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 12:51 AM

Wow MTS, we have very different taste in music.
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#1116 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 12:51 AM

View Postalt146, on 04 July 2010 - 12:49 AM, said:

View PostMTS, on 04 July 2010 - 12:46 AM, said:

View Postalt146, on 04 July 2010 - 12:44 AM, said:

View PostHigh Mage Quick Ben, on 04 July 2010 - 12:42 AM, said:

View Postalt146, on 04 July 2010 - 12:41 AM, said:

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on 04 July 2010 - 12:40 AM, said:

I've never used my left hand to wipe my arse in place of toilet paper after a particularly bad hangover poo in a random bathroom where I discover too late there's no loo roll.


I am SO glad noone in this room is drinking...


WHA ROOM


My physical real life room. With my girlfriend in. Who didnt have a drink to that :(

Your gf must be some kind of awesome to want to spend her time sitting around watching you drink with random people on the internet rather than go out and do something lol


Well it's 3am and we slept most of today away, so there's not all that much else to be doing. also, says alt's gf, since my laptop is being used for this, my ebooking options are somewhat limited. Besides, nice to be a having a drink or two in the company of fellow malazan fans. cheers!

Cheers indeed, alt's gf!
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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#1117 User is offline   hmqb 

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 12:52 AM

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on 04 July 2010 - 12:47 AM, said:

HMQB is actually High Mage QJosef BFritzl.


thats and anogram of mexico
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#1118 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 12:52 AM

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on 04 July 2010 - 12:51 AM, said:

Wow MTS, we have very different taste in music.

My music library is 85% rock, so this isn't what I generally listen to. :(

Oh, right, lay down a card!

This post has been edited by MTS: 04 July 2010 - 12:53 AM

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#1119 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 12:52 AM

We need some 80's in here.


Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 04 July 2010 - 12:53 AM

HOLY SHTIKTJ!
Since this thing started we have gone throiugh 22 pages, during that I've had

13 shots 2 beers and posted 110 times
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