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#621 User is offline   KalamMekhar 

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 12:28 AM

i dont know about HMQB being the card puller, judging by the jibberish hes posted in here already, im not sure i want him pulling cards! and hes not even drinking yet!
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 12:29 AM

View PostHigh Mage Quick Ben, on 03 July 2010 - 12:26 AM, said:

I really don't care but if im drawing does that mean I can't be in it?


Of course you can be in it, just be clear about which card you've drawn and then post a screen shot every once in a while so we keep it all completely above board and leave no room for dispute. If you're getting really wasted we can ask someone who's not drinking as much to take over for you, I don't see it being a problem.
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#623 User is offline   hmqb 

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 12:33 AM

Hmmm how about we say if no one else wants to do it I'll do it, and just so im clear what time would it be in EST?

and like this for a screenshot, and is that the right thing.

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 12:35 AM

It would be 6 pm for you

Edit: yes that is perfect for the screen shot

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 12:37 AM

View PostKalamMekhar, on 03 July 2010 - 12:28 AM, said:

i dont know about HMQB being the card puller, judging by the jibberish hes posted in here already, im not sure i want him pulling cards! and hes not even drinking yet!




Who said I wasn't drinking, although I completely understand your conern!

also According to my spell check you misspelled gibberish
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 12:39 AM

Oh good, I tried to figure it out earlier and would have ended up coming here 3 hours early.

You want to see some of the cards I made also?

EDIT = Oh god I have been posting way too much today

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 12:41 AM

As I said as long as you are clear and straightforward with the cards you draw I'm fine with it. If it gets out of hand we can have someone else take over. I'm cool with you doing it.

Yes go ahead and post a few pics of your cards now if you want, I mean someone should see them after the time and effort you put in.
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 12:43 AM

I decided to delete what I wrote.

But how would this be for the format for the card drawing stuff.
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Tehol's Draw

Ace Of Spades!

Everybody Drinks!

Ariba! (or other catchy phrase)

(screenshot if I do it for that one)

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 03:21 AM

Evening Tricksters.


Funny story. First of all, i've had a few. Second..

The pizza dude shows up, I hand him the money, and instead of waiting for him to hand me the money I reach out and take his warming bag which contaings said pizza. Now, he's looking at me all weird and it takes 7-8 seconds for my brain to process why. So i politely hand it back to him and wait for him to give me my pizza.

I thought it was hilarious, from the look on his face, he did not.
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 03:24 AM

haha nice SB, i can honestly say i have never done that to a pizza delivery person, you get a thumbs up from me sir!

Looks good HMQB
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 06:21 AM

I think it will be better if we draw a deck at a time, since then cards won't double up. I can do the card drawing and allocation thing.

I would also like to propose a 'suprise attack' type rule. After someone draws the card, at any point in the game they can randomly post "Suprise attack - instructions" and the last person to comply with the instructions drinks. Simple stuff that can be done on the forum, but might be a bit difficult when you're drunk. Something simple like "Suprise Attack - quote this post" or possibly a bit more complicated like "Suprise Attack - go to Google, type fish sticks, hit 'I'm feeling lucky' and post the url that you are sent to".
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 07:20 AM

View Postalt146, on 03 July 2010 - 06:21 AM, said:

I think it will be better if we draw a deck at a time, since then cards won't double up. I can do the card drawing and allocation thing.

I would also like to propose a 'suprise attack' type rule. After someone draws the card, at any point in the game they can randomly post "Suprise attack - instructions" and the last person to comply with the instructions drinks. Simple stuff that can be done on the forum, but might be a bit difficult when you're drunk. Something simple like "Suprise Attack - quote this post" or possibly a bit more complicated like "Suprise Attack - go to Google, type fish sticks, hit 'I'm feeling lucky' and post the url that you are sent to".


Sure Alt all of that sounds good. I'm all for it, I just want the card thing to be as organized and easy as possible. Judging by our other drinking get togethers things are going to be fairly hectic.

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 08:00 AM

View Postteholbeddict, on 03 July 2010 - 07:20 AM, said:

View Postalt146, on 03 July 2010 - 06:21 AM, said:

I think it will be better if we draw a deck at a time, since then cards won't double up. I can do the card drawing and allocation thing.

I would also like to propose a 'suprise attack' type rule. After someone draws the card, at any point in the game they can randomly post "Suprise attack - instructions" and the last person to comply with the instructions drinks. Simple stuff that can be done on the forum, but might be a bit difficult when you're drunk. Something simple like "Suprise Attack - quote this post" or possibly a bit more complicated like "Suprise Attack - go to Google, type fish sticks, hit 'I'm feeling lucky' and post the url that you are sent to".


Sure Alt all of that sounds good. I'm all for it, I just want the card thing to be as organized and easy as possible. Judging by our other drinking get togethers things are going to be fairly hectic.


It is fine, I don't mind organising the stuff.
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 08:07 AM

View Postalt146, on 03 July 2010 - 08:00 AM, said:

View Postteholbeddict, on 03 July 2010 - 07:20 AM, said:

View Postalt146, on 03 July 2010 - 06:21 AM, said:

I think it will be better if we draw a deck at a time, since then cards won't double up. I can do the card drawing and allocation thing.

I would also like to propose a 'suprise attack' type rule. After someone draws the card, at any point in the game they can randomly post "Suprise attack - instructions" and the last person to comply with the instructions drinks. Simple stuff that can be done on the forum, but might be a bit difficult when you're drunk. Something simple like "Suprise Attack - quote this post" or possibly a bit more complicated like "Suprise Attack - go to Google, type fish sticks, hit 'I'm feeling lucky' and post the url that you are sent to".


Sure Alt all of that sounds good. I'm all for it, I just want the card thing to be as organized and easy as possible. Judging by our other drinking get togethers things are going to be fairly hectic.


It is fine, I don't mind organising the stuff.


its like giving him a present...letting him organise stuff :(

Plus i love the surprise attack rule.
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 08:13 AM

View Postteholbeddict, on 03 July 2010 - 12:21 AM, said:

View PostPathos, on 03 July 2010 - 12:11 AM, said:

View Postteholbeddict, on 03 July 2010 - 12:08 AM, said:

@TT why are you wasting perfectly good amaretto? You're supposed to drink it not bathe in it!



o o o put it in vanilla ice-cream. that is awesome!!!!


No no you put it in coke and then it tastes like dr. pepper! That's the best, or you make an amaretto sour that's good too.

@HMQB if you're going to do the cards you have to be straightforward about what you call, nothing confusing please and we can do the three suit thing if you'd like.



i must say that that sounds good...but where do you find tiime when you are drinking to make things like skittle bombs and amaretto sour? (not sure what that is). i just add coke to it or open it and drink it....
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 10:39 AM

View PostMTS, on 02 July 2010 - 10:00 PM, said:

Alright, this better?

A. - 'Social': Everyone drinks
2. - 'You' - A card that allows you to nominate someone to drink
3. - 'Me': A card that makes you drink
4. - 'Drunk in Time': Nominate a timezone to drink
5. - 'Five Fingers': Never Have I Ever
6. - 'Chicks': A card where all the girls drink
7. - 'Drunk Encounters of The Human Kind': People with a human avatar drink
8. - 'Because Rules Are Meant To Be Broken': A rule breaking card
9. - 'Feline': People with kitteh avatars drink
10. - 'Men': A card where all the guys drink
J. - 'Rule': A rule-making card
Q. - 'A Title Must Be Earned': Tehol drinks :(
K. - 'We for One Welcome Our New Kitteh Overlords': Abyssmal Army members drink

How about

Aces for faces (everyone)
Two for you
Three for me
Four, tell me more (never have I ever)
Five for guys
Six for chicks
Seven rings (impose your will with a rule)
Eight to dominate (break a rule)
Nine for the feline
Ten for men (human avatars)
Jack attack
Queen of the trickster
King of the world (timezones)

Had to stretch some of the word associations a bit, but they really help keep track of the rules when you're drunk. I think car avatars and the abyssmal army are pretty much the same thing, so I dropped one for the task making rule, which will be announced by the phrase 'jack attack:'. Everyone happy with these?
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 02:17 PM

Oh shit, i'm not even drinking right now and I don't understand some of them. will you type out explanations rather then going "JACK ATTACK! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO :(" or "OH DAMN! LOOKS LIKE HE GOT THE KING OF THE WORLD! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO! OH HERE COMES THE 8 TO DOMINATE!"
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 07:34 PM

now that I've had a few, I feel compelled to join start argueing rule points.
because I'm a dick.

A- everyone
2 - nominate
3 - penalty (you drink)
4 - never
5 - chicks
6 - dicks
7 - have
8 - "thumb" card (online this would translate to, if i had it, when i said "Bo!" last one to say selcata drinks, etc)
9 - Bust a rhyme
10 - rule card
j - buddy drinking system
q - question master
k - standard kings rule applies, 1st king picks a liquid, second a measure, third a vessel and last drinks

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 07:47 PM

trying to get to cute with them imo
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Posted 03 July 2010 - 07:48 PM

What is this?

Are you putting yet another drinking shindig together with out notifying me!?
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