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#561 User is offline   teholbeddict 

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Posted 02 July 2010 - 08:57 PM

View PostMTS, on 02 July 2010 - 08:54 PM, said:

View Postteholbeddict, on 02 July 2010 - 08:46 PM, said:

Well no it's not a contest, but STD and I can certainly have a friendly side bet. I don't mind that at all. KM kept time for both the contests, so no he was not drunk, MTS definitely was, however he wasn't wasted, he just ran out of booze.

Well, the first one anyway, second one I passed out drinking beer from a funnel lol.

TB let's save the smack talk for the night you will lose, I feel we're going around in circles. Or at least you will when you're totally wasted. :(


Oh right I forgot the beer funnel! We can definitely save the smack talk for the night I win STD, not a problem. I mean I wouldn't want to traumatize you by repeatedly remind you of the fact that you have no chance and are going to lose in spectacular fashion. It just wouldn't be friendly of me, and I wouldn't want to scare you to the point of your not competing tomorrow. I'll just store all the smack talk up for tomorrow evening no problem at all!
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Posted 02 July 2010 - 09:01 PM

Just in case I'm not here in an hour I'll make the time announcement now:

TB's Skittle Bomb Night will commence in approximately 25 hours! Come armed with your skittle bombs or any other booze of choice. See you all there!
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Posted 02 July 2010 - 09:01 PM

yea i have last ones and its 93 pages long.
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Posted 02 July 2010 - 09:02 PM

Omg this Ghana Uraguay game is crazy!!! I can't take it! I want Ghana to win so badly!
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Posted 02 July 2010 - 09:02 PM

ha this is when i will be glad of all my college alcohol training. i will be last caveman standing! *growl*
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Posted 02 July 2010 - 09:03 PM

View PostKalamMekhar, on 02 July 2010 - 09:01 PM, said:

yea i have last ones and its 93 pages long.


you do? you think i could get a copy?
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Posted 02 July 2010 - 09:04 PM

View Postteholbeddict, on 02 July 2010 - 08:57 PM, said:

View PostMTS, on 02 July 2010 - 08:54 PM, said:

View Postteholbeddict, on 02 July 2010 - 08:46 PM, said:

Well no it's not a contest, but STD and I can certainly have a friendly side bet. I don't mind that at all. KM kept time for both the contests, so no he was not drunk, MTS definitely was, however he wasn't wasted, he just ran out of booze.

Well, the first one anyway, second one I passed out drinking beer from a funnel lol.

TB let's save the smack talk for the night you will lose, I feel we're going around in circles. Or at least you will when you're totally wasted. :(


Oh right I forgot the beer funnel! We can definitely save the smack talk for the night I win STD, not a problem. I mean I wouldn't want to traumatize you by repeatedly remind you of the fact that you have no chance and are going to lose in spectacular fashion. It just wouldn't be friendly of me, and I wouldn't want to scare you to the point of your not competing tomorrow. I'll just store all the smack talk up for tomorrow evening no problem at all!

No chance? C'mon Tehol, I'm a binge-drinking teenager with a liver of steel and a penchant for hard spirits. You are going down like a sweet muffin. Or a cupcake, in your case.
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Posted 02 July 2010 - 09:05 PM

View PostFlashwit, on 02 July 2010 - 09:02 PM, said:

ha this is when i will be glad of all my college alcohol training. i will be last caveman standing! *growl*


Oh please, Maccy our resident caveman would have a hard time beating me. No amount of training is going to help you against the malaz drinking queen.

Can someone match up our cards and actions? I have no idea what they normally are so I don't want to mess them up. If no one does it by tomorrow morning, I'll do it.

This post has been edited by teholbeddict: 02 July 2010 - 09:07 PM

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Posted 02 July 2010 - 09:07 PM

speak to alt he'll do it i'm sure...
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Posted 02 July 2010 - 09:08 PM

View Postteholbeddict, on 02 July 2010 - 09:05 PM, said:

View PostFlashwit, on 02 July 2010 - 09:02 PM, said:

ha this is when i will be glad of all my college alcohol training. i will be last caveman standing! *growl*


Oh please, Maccy our resident caveman would have a hard time beating me. No amount of training is going to help you against the malaz drinking queen.

Can someone match up out cards and actions? I have no idea what they normally are so I don't want to mess them up. If no one does it by tomorrow morning, I'll do it.

What's our action list so far? I'll do it.

And as if Maccy couldn't take you out. The guy is 85% alcohol.
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Posted 02 July 2010 - 09:09 PM

MTS a few pages back are the list of actions and suggestions
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Posted 02 July 2010 - 09:09 PM

Um alt posted the action list and then I wanted two added for avatars. Drink if you have a kitteh avatar, drink if you have a human being in your avatar. I'll go find the list and cut and paste it, plus I have a list of actions from maccy that he emailed me, so with all of those combined we should have enough. give me a minute here.
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Posted 02 July 2010 - 09:11 PM

Oh ok, didn't see that. Cheers Tehol.
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Posted 02 July 2010 - 09:11 PM

lol lies, maccy is a geico caveman. im a beast.
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Posted 02 July 2010 - 09:12 PM

A card that makes you drink
A card that allows you to nominate someone to drink
A card where all the guys drink
A card where all the girls drink
A rule-making card
A rule breaking card

We were also going to have a card for each time zone, so that would be at least three or four cards, plus the avatars should do it for all of them. Oh and we should add one for all members of the abyssmal army having to take a shot.

Thanks for doing this MTS, and please feel free to make any changes you feel are necessary.

This post has been edited by teholbeddict: 02 July 2010 - 09:13 PM

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Posted 02 July 2010 - 09:13 PM

View PostMTS, on 02 July 2010 - 09:08 PM, said:

View Postteholbeddict, on 02 July 2010 - 09:05 PM, said:

View PostFlashwit, on 02 July 2010 - 09:02 PM, said:

ha this is when i will be glad of all my college alcohol training. i will be last caveman standing! *growl*


Oh please, Maccy our resident caveman would have a hard time beating me. No amount of training is going to help you against the malaz drinking queen.

Can someone match up out cards and actions? I have no idea what they normally are so I don't want to mess them up. If no one does it by tomorrow morning, I'll do it.

What's our action list so far? I'll do it.

And as if Maccy couldn't take you out. The guy is 85% alcohol.


85% see thats so easy, he only needs 15% more to get drunk! thats like a handicap. he already comes liquored up! as any true irishman would
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Posted 02 July 2010 - 09:13 PM

Alright, on it.
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Posted 02 July 2010 - 09:14 PM

This Ghana Uraguay game is fucking crazy!!! I'm going to have a heart attack. Best game of the tournament for me so far.
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Posted 02 July 2010 - 09:16 PM

Oh no they lost! Man this day has been full of nothing but complete and utter disappointment as far as soccer goes. Awful.
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Posted 02 July 2010 - 09:22 PM

shit, fucking uruguyan cheaters.


that was such a dirty play I hope Netherlands crushes them into a bloody pulp
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And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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