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The Watching Trickster Pub Come in, sit down and share your random thoughts with a good pint.

#2761 Slow Ben

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Posted 09 March 2011 - 06:49 PM

Doing trim work around windows is frakkin tedious, but they'll look gooooood.

I had a Mcdonalds cheeseburger for lunch today for some reason. My stomach feels all blachchdhhdhchh.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#2762 rhulad

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Posted 09 March 2011 - 10:17 PM

The only time that consumption of any Mcdonalds food is safe is after drinking an outrageous amount of some kind of alcoholic beverage first.

#2763 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 09 March 2011 - 10:22 PM

Or for breakfast.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#2764 Tattersail_

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 10:47 AM

Cherry Bomb Please

(Cherry Brandy, Vodka and Red Bull)

I need something sweet to get this bitter taste of work out of my mouth

Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.

#2765 Slow Ben

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 05:41 PM

rhulad, on 09 March 2011 - 10:17 PM, said:

The only time that consumption of any Mcdonalds food is safe is after drinking an outrageous amount of some kind of alcoholic beverage first.

HoosierDaddy, on 09 March 2011 - 10:22 PM, said:

Or for breakfast.

Funny enough, the best time is both.

Nothing like a greasy sausage and egg biscuit to coat a hangover.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#2766 Shiara

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Posted 11 March 2011 - 10:01 AM

Sausage and egg biscuit? Over here they call them McMuffins, but maybe I've misunderstood what you mean by biscuit O_o

*casting the shaved knuckle*

#2767 HiddenOne

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Posted 11 March 2011 - 03:49 PM

Shiara, on 11 March 2011 - 10:01 AM, said:

Sausage and egg biscuit? Over here they call them McMuffins, but maybe I've misunderstood what you mean by biscuit O_o

Allow me to clear up this subject for you. The McMuffin is sausage and cheese on an English muffin. The biscuit is a marvelous piece of gustatory delight made from flour, buttermilk or regular milk, shortening or lard, and baked until it rises and turns golden brown. Sometimes flaky, or fluffy. These things can be a bit heavy, but we love it. Often enjoyed with gravy, or honey, or jam/jelly, these bad boys can hold any kind of meat, egg, cheese, or other condiment with aplomb. In fact, I'd like to have one right now. (Oh, waiter!)

Not to be confused with the hard things the fine people from the UK take with their tea.

HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.

#2768 Slow Ben

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Posted 11 March 2011 - 06:35 PM

That description was superb.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#2769 Captain Beardface

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Posted 16 March 2011 - 01:00 PM

Hello Tricksters... I feel like I need to mainline some caffeine to make it through my last work day for the week, work has been duller than usuall lately and the short work week isn't helping. Tomorrow will be great, epic drunkenness, drinking in public before noon, live music all day, beer vendors on the street, God I love St. Patrick's Day in Savannah. Several of the pubs in town are starting it off right with kegs & eggs for breakfast tomorrow, my bank account is going to hate me tomorrow but no as much as my liver.

Monsignor:...Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.
Connor: [as the brothers exit the church] I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point.
Murphy: Aye.

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#2770 Darkwatch

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Posted 16 March 2011 - 08:17 PM

In relation to that picture of a bunch of facebook users thinking the Japan disaster was divine payback for Pearl Harbour, I actually came across a rea live person today who said the same thing.
I had not expected anyone to be so stupid off the net.

The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

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Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#2771 Illuyankas

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Posted 16 March 2011 - 08:22 PM

What did the ambulance driver say when they arrived to take him to hospital??

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#2772 Darkwatch

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Posted 16 March 2011 - 08:40 PM

They kept wondering why the delivery guy wanted to go into the utilities basement with such slippery stairs this time of year.

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#2773 Grimjust Bearegular

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Also, braaaaiiiinnnnzzzzzzzz!

Posted 21 March 2011 - 07:29 PM

For some reason there is melted chocolate on myc couch AND in the armpit of my T-shirt...I have no idea how it got there...

Edit: And not on the outside of the T-shirt, but the inside...W.T.F?

This post has been edited by Grimface Insultbear: 21 March 2011 - 07:30 PM

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

#2774 Slow Ben

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Posted 21 March 2011 - 07:41 PM

Heyyoooooo!!

You were probably drunk and pretending your armpit was a mouth and it was eating chocolate, then passed out and dropped the chocolate on the couch.

Happens all the time....

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#2775 Mentalist

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Posted 21 March 2011 - 08:34 PM

ugh
March 21st, first day of Spring and i'm sick. nothing major, but I've got a bit of a sore throat, and I can't stop sneezing/sniffling.

annoying. Exams start in 3 weeks, no time to be sick.

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#2776 Darkwatch

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Posted 22 March 2011 - 01:43 AM

Sounds like we need to kill that bug you've got.
Here:
"Darkwatch's Flaming Fist"

-3 parts 94% Alcohol
-2 parts Gin
-1/2 ounce of vodka
-1 part red grappa
-1 part flaming sambuca

Take as needed.

One of the girls at work asked the following question today:

Quote

Who's Libya

That's not a typo, nor did she mean "what" or "where".
She actually asked who this Libya person was.

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#2777 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 22 March 2011 - 02:17 AM

That is disturbing, I hope her job doesn't require much thinking!

I need a drink

A drink for de-stressing!

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#2778 Darkwatch

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Posted 22 March 2011 - 02:25 AM

Centzon Totochtin, on 22 March 2011 - 02:17 AM, said:

That is disturbing, I hope her job doesn't require much thinking!

I need a drink

A drink for de-stressing!

Luckily it doesn't, though she's majoring in the pure science program at her school. Quite scary.

As for a drink to de-stress, how about a "The Smooth End"

-1/2 to 3/4 cup of whipped cream
-1/2 cup irish cream
-1/3 dark rum
-1 generous spoonful of spiced butter

While you wait for the water to boil, whip the cream and add the required amount to the mug.
When the water has boiled mix it into the cream. Immediately add the spoonful and stir till dissolved.
Add the rum.
Consume.
Bask in delicious harmony.

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.