Thelomen Toblerone, on 22 January 2011 - 01:02 AM, said:
Was chatting after a few drinks at work, then the top boss comes over. The man in charge, notoriously fickle and back stabberish, on the day where redundancies in each department are being announced.
It's a woman's borthday, a significant one, and we're all talking about her having kids.
I venture my own name as a good one, people ask why I think it's good.
I say, "well, you associate good names with good people you known named such, and as I'm amazing, obviously it's a great name."
"I mean, you wouldn't call a kid something like Sebastian, which is only a name for c**ts."
Complete silence. A few glances towards the boss. It's at this point I recall the name of one of his sons.
AWKWARD.
Nice work.
Reminds me of the time back at a school reunion in 2005 I spent 30 mins bagging out Victorians for being lousy drivers and worshipping AFL because they had nothing else to live for, then having a rant about how criminal defense lawyers are scum.
My old school mate - whom I had't seen in about 10 years - then introduced me to his fiancee, the Victorian defense lawyer. Oh wow. Quite a few chuckles at my expense.
I looked at them (she seemed to be taking it pretty well actually) and replied with something along the lines that I now had 2 choices: shut up and be embarrassed for the rest of the evening, thus ruining it for me, or keep going for gold and ruin it for everyone.
What option do you think I took?
