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#1861 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 07:00 AM

View PostKalamMekhar, on 14 July 2010 - 06:10 AM, said:

damn son, im glad ive never had anything lik that happen haha. guess its a good thing that if i drink that muhc, im with friends at one of our houses, or im at home.

those are some funny stories tho MTS, you need to tell more!

I was with family and friends in both situations and still that shit happened. There's no stopping it, it's like a force of nature. A friend joked today that I'll probably lose my penis next time.

As for funny stories, I do have quite a few, now that I think about it. Like the time I drunkenly decided I wanted to see what a punch felt like. Or the time I almost got run over by a car. Or the time I woke up naked in a tree...

This post has been edited by MTS: 14 July 2010 - 07:01 AM

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#1862 User is offline   teholbeddict 

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 07:30 AM

Okay wait did you just say naked in a tree?
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#1863 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 07:37 AM

No TB, your eyes do not deceive you. I have, in fact, woken up naked in a tree. Don't ask me how it happened, as no one at that party has any idea beyond the fact I was challenged earlier on in the night to climb a tree no one else could climb. One of my more awkward wake-ups, I will admit.
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Posted 14 July 2010 - 02:43 PM

Eek! I don't even know what to say to that one! All I keep thinking is that the bark must have made for a rather uncomfortable experience! Bark and naked don't go together, then again neither do naked and tree!
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#1865 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 03:38 PM

Yeah, not one of my finer moments...dunno why I told that one, to be honest. :)

Anyway, it's almost 2 a.m. and I can't sleep again. Lucky I don't have to work tomorrow (or this week :p ).

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 09:07 PM

Hello all! It have been far to long since i was on the forum! Also this iPod is a terror to write with!
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Posted 14 July 2010 - 10:15 PM

Hello Beru, indeed it has been a while.
Sympathies about the iPod touchboard, not easy to use in any way (even with a stylus in my experience).
What have you been doing lately?
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Posted 16 July 2010 - 01:32 AM

hmmm I've gotten pretty beastly with typing on an ipod.
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Posted 16 July 2010 - 03:46 AM

View PostDarkwatch, on 14 July 2010 - 10:15 PM, said:

Hello Beru, indeed it has been a while.
Sympathies about the iPod touchboard, not easy to use in any way (even with a stylus in my experience).
What have you been doing lately?


I don't know, Dw. I love my iPod Touch and I never have any trouble with the touchboard thing; it just takes a little getting used to. Plus the Touch is far and away the best gadget I've ever owned. It's awesome to be able to download games and surf the net, plus free texting and Skype. It's pretty damn sweet.
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Posted 16 July 2010 - 08:23 PM

Of all the Apple products out there, the iPod touch is the one that is the most enticing.
The massive wi-fi capabilities are what make it so good.
Though I'm a man sold to actual buttons most of the time, I'm a bit of a dinosaur like that. I just personally do not like touchscreen key boards (even on non apple devices).
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Posted 16 July 2010 - 09:15 PM

Drinking. Like a boss.

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Posted 16 July 2010 - 10:36 PM

i have just diced a carrot...like a boss. too much to drink.
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Posted 16 July 2010 - 11:29 PM

I just woke up...like a boss.
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Posted 17 July 2010 - 10:42 AM

I do not feel well.
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Posted 17 July 2010 - 12:00 PM

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on 17 July 2010 - 10:42 AM, said:

I do not feel well.


like a boss?
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Posted 17 July 2010 - 12:05 PM

I just went to the bathroom.... like a boss.
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Posted 17 July 2010 - 05:29 PM

you would think i learnt my lesson when i left SA to not be hungover but noooo...family decided to go for a drink to say bye. ended up doing amarula shots at some ungodly hour while trying to pack...i already know i left a pair of shoes behind and it is going to be interesting to find out what i actually did pack. getting up at 5 30 was NOT fun.
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Posted 17 July 2010 - 09:11 PM

pathos woke up at 530 like a boss.
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Posted 17 July 2010 - 09:50 PM

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Posted 18 July 2010 - 01:00 AM

Hola, peoples!

I have had an a-freaking-mazing day.

get me 3 glasses of my Friday inspiration, and i'm buying for everyone that walks into the place tonight.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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