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I'm Ridiculously Good Looking - aka Pictures

#1701 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 28 January 2014 - 07:10 PM


They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#1702 User is online   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 28 January 2014 - 08:51 PM

View PostBlend, on 28 January 2014 - 04:30 PM, said:

Me and my siblings! Not one of us is wearing our own hat. From the left, my sister Michelle is wearing my hat, then me wearing my little brother's hat, then Shaylee wearing my dad's hunting hat, and Cody's wearing the guy taking the picture's hat!

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Don't know anything about hunting but doesn't a bright orange hat defeat the point of being camouflaged?
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Posted 28 January 2014 - 10:05 PM

Tell that to Dick Cheney's friend.

Hunting accidents....
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 28 January 2014 - 11:01 PM

My other car is cooler than yours.....

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Posted 28 January 2014 - 11:14 PM

View PostTiste Brent Not Abyss Weeks Simeon, on 28 January 2014 - 08:51 PM, said:

Don't know anything about hunting but doesn't a bright orange hat defeat the point of being camouflaged?

What HD was getting at: Deer are colorblind; the "blaze orange" color is so that other hunters can see you.
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Posted 29 January 2014 - 05:13 AM

View PostMorgoth, on 28 January 2014 - 11:37 AM, said:

Do colleges in the US buy those cups in bulk? I swear they were the only receptacle of alcohol available at Northwestern.



View PostHiddenOne, on 28 January 2014 - 01:13 PM, said:

The illustrious Dixie cup, available at fine drink establishments everywhere. A requirement for all keg related social functions.


lol ya there just solo cups, I would always bring a pack to a party if they weren't gonna have any or if the party was at our place. We made the mistake of not doing that once and people just started walking off with our cups and mugs, lost my favorite mug to some drunk chick who didn't even bother asking. I was furious the next morning lol If I ever catch her with it I'm ripping it out of her hands, but ya the cups are really cheap to get. I really don't even remember what I had in it at the time probably rum & coke or vodka & cranberry.
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Posted 29 January 2014 - 05:41 AM

View PostSalt-Man Z, on 28 January 2014 - 11:14 PM, said:

View PostTiste Brent Not Abyss Weeks Simeon, on 28 January 2014 - 08:51 PM, said:

Don't know anything about hunting but doesn't a bright orange hat defeat the point of being camouflaged?

What HD was getting at: Deer are colorblind; the "blaze orange" color is so that other hunters can see you.


And, hopefully, not shoot at you.
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Posted 29 January 2014 - 09:41 AM

View PostPossibly Brent Weeks, on 29 January 2014 - 05:41 AM, said:

View PostSalt-Man Z, on 28 January 2014 - 11:14 PM, said:

View PostTiste Brent Not Abyss Weeks Simeon, on 28 January 2014 - 08:51 PM, said:

Don't know anything about hunting but doesn't a bright orange hat defeat the point of being camouflaged?

What HD was getting at: Deer are colorblind; the "blaze orange" color is so that other hunters can see you.


And, hopefully, not shoot at you.

I see. Thanks 'Muricans!
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Posted 29 January 2014 - 09:52 AM

I keep reading 'Murica as "Murcia". too much crusader kings.
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Posted 29 January 2014 - 02:51 PM

View PostTiste Brent Not Abyss Weeks Simeon, on 29 January 2014 - 09:41 AM, said:

View PostPossibly Brent Weeks, on 29 January 2014 - 05:41 AM, said:

View PostSalt-Man Z, on 28 January 2014 - 11:14 PM, said:

View PostTiste Brent Not Abyss Weeks Simeon, on 28 January 2014 - 08:51 PM, said:

Don't know anything about hunting but doesn't a bright orange hat defeat the point of being camouflaged?

What HD was getting at: Deer are colorblind; the "blaze orange" color is so that other hunters can see you.


And, hopefully, not shoot at you.

I see. Thanks 'Muricans!


I'm not a Murican! ;)

But yes, that's the reason for bright colours when you're hunting. My dad's not a deer hunter though, he's a partridge hunter.
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Posted 29 January 2014 - 08:43 PM

What I never got was: if you're hungry, why shoot and kill a partridge, when there's a pear tree right there brimming with fruit.
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Posted 29 January 2014 - 10:03 PM

Shooting a pear is surprisingly messy...
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Posted 29 January 2014 - 10:09 PM

View PostTiste Brent Not Abyss Weeks Simeon, on 29 January 2014 - 10:03 PM, said:

Shooting a pear is surprisingly messy...


Is that some sort of euphemism?
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Posted 30 January 2014 - 08:25 PM

It is now
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Posted 30 January 2014 - 09:45 PM

The other day my husband and I were "shooting the pear" and... .. ;)
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Posted 30 January 2014 - 09:52 PM

View PostStormcat, on 30 January 2014 - 09:45 PM, said:

The other day my husband and I were "shooting the pear" and... .. ;)


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#1717 User is online   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 10:35 PM

Don't you hate it when you are shooting the pear and someone catches you mid shot...
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Posted 21 February 2014 - 08:34 AM

The real face of our friend Studly...
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Posted 21 February 2014 - 08:43 AM

Is that you looking devious in the bottom right corner? I bet you are hitting the print screen button.

Poor Studly!
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Posted 21 February 2014 - 09:19 AM

When did you grow a beard, Studley? Not the cute boy I remember!
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