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I'm Ridiculously Good Looking - aka Pictures

#2101 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 31 August 2020 - 09:36 AM

Official photos will be a month or so.

So these two are the best ones we have at the minute
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#2102 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 31 August 2020 - 11:19 AM

Is it an issue if all I can do every time I see a Macros picture, is compare his hands to other normal size objects around him?
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#2103 User is offline   Cyphon 

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Posted 31 August 2020 - 12:28 PM

Hand shot was especially for the forum.
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#2104 User is online   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 31 August 2020 - 12:31 PM

That must be a huge bottle of champagne...
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Posted 31 August 2020 - 12:39 PM

That's what I was thinking. It must be one of those Formula 1 or Tours de France giant size champagne bottles.
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#2106 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 31 August 2020 - 12:46 PM

LOTR showed what you can do with perspective shots. :rolleyes:

I was going to ask why you didn't shave but then I realised your shaky massive hands (nervous or the DTs?) with something sharp near your neck probably wouldn't have been a winning combination.

Congrats on finding a lovely lady who is way out of your league, nice catch seems nice but is obviously as bonkers as you - just in a way that complements your crazy. :D :thumbsup:

You also seem to have had some sort of spillage on your trousers and ... are those wellies??? You better post those wedding pics in their entirety mate!



Scottish ... Irish ... same thing really. :p

EDIT: BTW smooth move doing this during COVID - saves all those BS "Oh sorry we didn't invite you because *insert complete line of shit*" stories. ;)

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#2107 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 01 September 2020 - 02:10 PM

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One that mum took that was evening after dinner
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Posted 01 September 2020 - 02:13 PM

You're a lucky man, Macros.
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Posted 27 October 2020 - 04:12 PM

You look surprisingly normal. I always sort of pictured you looking like Rodeo Ranch's avatar.
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Posted 27 October 2020 - 05:20 PM

He's just a bunch of hedgehogs in a BK suit.
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Posted 27 October 2020 - 07:42 PM

I recall pics of BK with long hair...perhaps that's an impostor!
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Posted 08 November 2020 - 12:30 AM

One of the smaller bits of hail from Halloween.

Our car got annihilated - front and back windows destroyed, front and back lights smashed, massive dints everywhere.

The house only had a few broken tiles so we came away really luckily compared to our neighbours who lost two cars, 12 solar panels, several holes in their roof (a piece of hail landed in the baby's cot!), and broken house windows.

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#2113 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 10 November 2020 - 10:09 AM

Even the snow tries to kill you in Australia
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Posted 10 November 2020 - 11:44 AM

That snowball was probably venomous as well.
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#2115 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 21 December 2020 - 11:57 AM

A few of you nerds have had a sneak peek, here's the wedding album we put together ourselves (we got our photographer to give us all the photos in digital format just, didn't pay the obscene fee for them to make us an album)

We got three hard copies, one for us, and one for each mum

Photo album time
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Posted 21 December 2020 - 12:58 PM

View PostMacros, on 24 March 2020 - 08:50 PM, said:

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this is where I asked the ladyhawk to marry me, and she said yes. naturally the ring looked gargantuan in my tiny little hands


You look about 200% less crotchety Iskaral Pust than I anticipated my sir.
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#2117 User is offline   Puck 

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Posted 04 January 2021 - 11:28 PM

IT IS I, THE JEZEBEL! ...I swear, I am NOT 12 anymore. Just finished this self portrait I did for work.

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#2118 User is online   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 03 October 2021 - 08:02 AM

My wife, my son and I. Ridiculously good looking B)

http://imgur.com/a/p2jVxLc
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#2119 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 03 October 2021 - 08:25 AM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 03 October 2021 - 08:02 AM, said:

My wife, my son and I. Ridiculously good looking B)

http://imgur.com/a/p2jVxLc


Oh, he's definitely Daddy's boy. :)
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Posted 03 October 2021 - 02:37 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 03 October 2021 - 08:02 AM, said:

My wife, my son and I. Ridiculously good looking B)

http://imgur.com/a/p2jVxLc


2 outta 3 aint bad.
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