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I'm Ridiculously Good Looking - aka Pictures

#1761 User is offline   Blend 

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 07:24 PM

An ode to beards:


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#1762 User is offline   Sheve 

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 07:27 PM

Keep the beard Studly!

They may cut your dick in half
And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts, you'll laugh
And dance a dickless jig
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#1763 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 07:30 PM

Tomorrow is Ragnarok. Those without beards will be the earliest slain.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#1764 User is offline   Kaamos 

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 07:36 PM

View Postworry, on 21 February 2014 - 07:30 PM, said:

Tomorrow is Ragnarok. Those without beards will be the earliest slain.


Then I shall pray that all this hockey watching / black metal listening / Malazan reading / cliff-hiking / tinkering with computers will finally overthrow the reign of estrogen and lets me grow a brilliant red beard come the following morn!

Oh wait, I wore something verging on pink today at work. ;) That'll balance the scales.

This post has been edited by Kaamos: 21 February 2014 - 07:39 PM

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#1765 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 07:48 PM

Well, the bearded will be slain too, just a little later. That's what makes it so cool!
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#1766 User is offline   Kaamos 

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 07:54 PM

Meh, maybe I'll just find out if they recruit new Valkyries. At least you'll get a handsome horse and the ability to fly into the bargain.
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Posted 21 February 2014 - 08:59 PM

So i heard you've been talking about beards.

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#1768 User is offline   Dutch 

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 09:16 PM

Just trim it when it gets warm Studious.

I do the the same
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Posted 21 February 2014 - 09:44 PM

Beards are ace. Not really allowed one at work but I've been on holiday this week so I am adorned with furry glory on my face once again!
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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:08 PM

View PostDutch, on 21 February 2014 - 09:16 PM, said:

Just trim it when it gets warm Studious.

I do the the same


Slacker..... I proudly wear my beard year around. Extra thick during the hockey playoffs. I do trim it down when the weather turns +95 F in the summer months but it is still there.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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Posted 22 February 2014 - 12:05 AM

View PostVengeance, on 21 February 2014 - 06:43 PM, said:

View PostLady Bliss, on 21 February 2014 - 06:25 PM, said:

View PostStudious Lock, on 21 February 2014 - 11:07 AM, said:

me at my best lol!!!!

but i am so very hungover now ;)

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Beard must go. It completely detracts from the pretty face. Are we neg-repping for our votes?


Pretty face???? Are you high?? The beard is the only thing keeping him from being arrested as a staker.


I would think that Studly would care more about what the ladies think as opposed to the gents. No?
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Posted 22 February 2014 - 05:11 AM

1 lady voting for the beard here, keep the beard!
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Posted 22 February 2014 - 05:19 AM

It's a comb-over beard!

So much nope.
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Posted 22 February 2014 - 06:48 AM

Beards are great if they look good. The dead rat on studlys face does not look good.

That is all.
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Posted 22 February 2014 - 07:48 AM

Wise words, Obdi, wise words.
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Posted 22 February 2014 - 12:31 PM

View PostVengeance, on 21 February 2014 - 02:38 PM, said:

Are you man grooming that beard studious? Trim it sure. BUT DON'T MANSCAPE IT!!!!


no manscaping is going on. totally natural!

Also, is it just me or is it mostly the scandinavians that are pro beard? ;)
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Posted 22 February 2014 - 12:39 PM

They're all vikings/trolls of course they love the fur!

This post has been edited by Tiste Brent Not Abyss Weeks Simeon: 22 February 2014 - 12:39 PM

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Posted 22 February 2014 - 01:46 PM

They all need it if they are to survive.
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#1779 User is offline   Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast 

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Posted 22 February 2014 - 04:51 PM

You can't get rid of that! How long have you been growing it for? It's sure to become a beard of epic proportions!

Mine's been left since Christmas—I've trimmed once, a week ago, to ensure the development of proper shape but that's all.
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#1780 User is offline   Studious Lock 

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Posted 22 February 2014 - 06:22 PM

View PostJade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast, on 22 February 2014 - 04:51 PM, said:

You can't get rid of that! How long have you been growing it for? It's sure to become a beard of epic proportions!

Mine's been left since Christmas—I've trimmed once, a week ago, to ensure the development of proper shape but that's all.


one month. its going slow for me :p

EDIT- and no trimming, tramping it out ;)

This post has been edited by Studious Lock: 22 February 2014 - 06:27 PM

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