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Not everyone's been in Dragnpur. HEYOOOOOOOOOOOO!
My brother told me this very bad joke. And I thought: I wonder if anyone else has made bad jokes about this series? If you have please post them here! If a "How many Kruppes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" joke doesn't exist yet, it really needs to. : )
What's the difference between Hetan, and Dragnpur? A Malazan Joke Thread
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Posted 24 May 2010 - 04:58 PM
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Posted 24 May 2010 - 06:06 PM
I concur.
Why does it suck to find Itkovian in the toilet when you're bursting to go?
Why don't Jaghut couples stay together?
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Why does it suck to find Itkovian in the toilet when you're bursting to go?
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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 25 May 2010 - 02:01 AM
Aptorian -- I've got to say, that's the best picture ever.
And I will say then/ Every tale is a gift/ And the scars borne by us both/ Are easily missed/ In the distance between us.
"I am Fener's grief. I am the world's grief. And I will hold. I will hold it all, for we are not yet done." Itkovian
"I am Fener's grief. I am the world's grief. And I will hold. I will hold it all, for we are not yet done." Itkovian
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Posted 26 May 2010 - 08:41 PM
I almost shat my pants with the first one, even though I knew it was coming.
I'm not Christian, but ponder this: Was Jesus just a shield anvil?
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Posted 08 July 2010 - 01:09 PM
What's Whiskyjack's favourite card game?
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Posted 08 July 2010 - 02:57 PM
Aptorian, on 24 May 2010 - 05:06 PM, said:
That is possibly the best "first post" in the history of this forum.
Seconded.
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Posted 08 July 2010 - 07:21 PM
worrywort, on 08 July 2010 - 07:02 PM, said:
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says the "How many Kruppe's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" poster.
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Posted 08 July 2010 - 08:20 PM
How did Kallor obliterate an entire continent?
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Posted 08 July 2010 - 09:20 PM
What can you find between a K'ell Hunter's toes?
Nok nok.
Who's there?
How do you know when a Seguleh has an orgasm?
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Posted 08 July 2010 - 11:20 PM
Good ones Abyss! (And the rest of you too!)
Sanity is nothing more than an excuse for being boring.
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Posted 09 July 2010 - 04:51 AM
What's the best read book in Kurald Emurlahn?
Which ascendant really wants kids?
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Posted 09 July 2010 - 12:30 PM
Who is the crabbiest BridgeBurner?
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Posted 09 July 2010 - 02:50 PM
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worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:
I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 09 July 2010 - 09:33 PM
What were Coltaine's last words?
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