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The Great Debate A discussion that may tear the forum apart

Poll: The Great Debate (129 member(s) have cast votes)

Which way should the paper roll face

A. The paper is pulled under and down along the wall. (20 votes [15.50%])
Percentage of vote: 15.50%
B. The paper is pulled over and out towards the user. (99 votes [76.74%])
Percentage of vote: 76.74%
C. Others (4 votes [3.10%])
Percentage of vote: 3.10%
D. I am Dolorous Menhir and I whipe my ass with hundred dollar bills (6 votes [4.65%])
Percentage of vote: 4.65%

Bonus question, do you "scrunge up" the paper or do you fold it?

Scrunge (28 votes [23.33%])
Percentage of vote: 23.33%
Fold (90 votes [75.00%])
Percentage of vote: 75.00%
Diaper (2 votes [1.67%])
Percentage of vote: 1.67%

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#1 Aptorian

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 08:50 AM

This post has been edited by Aptorian: 23 May 2010 - 09:57 AM

#2 Coco with marshmallows

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 09:52 AM

not much in the way of a split vote yet Apterson.

and you should have included an option for using silk sheets cut into strips for DM, he wouldn't use something as liable to currency fluctuations as a hundred dollar bill.......

meh. Link was dead :(

#3 MTS

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 09:55 AM

Who goes with A, are ye mad?!

I think more of a split vote would be scrunchers vs. folders...

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#4 Aptorian

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 10:01 AM

I'm pleasantly surprised to see no one has voted A. Or maybe they know they are sick, sick people and just voted B to appear normal.

I've got a friend who uses A. I've had loud, prolonged discussions on toilet paper philosophy with him. He refuses to see the light. When ever I come over I switch the roll around. I've noticed him doing it at my place as well. It is a cold war.

MTS, on 23 May 2010 - 09:55 AM, said:

Who goes with A, are ye mad?!

I think more of a split vote would be scrunchers vs. folders...

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=8gW3p5CA9eg

I added the scrunge or fold question. Unfortunately those of us who already voted wont get to vote.

Personally I alternate. Sometimes it becomes a kind of folded scrunge.

This post has been edited by Aptorian: 23 May 2010 - 12:58 PM

#5 Shinrei

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 10:10 AM

Everyone knows it goes over the top of the roll. Even the cavemen knew this. Hell, APT knows this!

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#6 Giles

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 10:54 AM

but apparently the cleaning staff in my halls dont know, because they always do it wrong

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#7 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 11:45 AM

I'm a B-fold. Cleanliness is next to godliness, as they say.

Mind you, I can get fairly excessive with the folding. But then again, the possible outcome of my finger tearing through it continues to haunt me...

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#8 Illuyankas

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 12:10 PM

B is the true path. If you use A, you are a dickbitch.

Also folding.

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#9 McLovin

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 12:24 PM

There was no option for taking an upper-decker.

OK, I think I got it, but just in case, can you say the whole thing over again? I wasn't really listening.

#10 Tsundoku

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 12:26 PM

B-fold.

Because that's how I roll, baby.

@Longhorn
If you're referring to what I think you're referring to, over here we call it a "topdeck".

This post has been edited by Sombra: 23 May 2010 - 12:28 PM

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#11 MTS

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 12:29 PM

Ahahaha I just got the joke in the subtitle. I'm slow...

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#12 Aptorian

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 12:57 PM

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#13 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 01:47 PM

B-fold is the only true way.

Anyone using A needs to be sterilised.

An A-scrunch is something so disgusting I don't even want to think about it.

The only exception to a B-fold is if (as happened to me last weekend), you are in that immeasurably hungover yet still drunk phase, and shitting whilst desperately fighting the urge to puke. As you prepare to wipe, you realise with horror that no paper remains. You're in another person's house, so you can't go waddling around searching for more paper in a mystery cupboard somewhere, so you do the only thing you can. Rummage through the bin for bits of tissue-like material, and collect together in a managably-sized ball to wipe as much as possible. When all that's used up, it's time to run your hand under the tap and get busy with soap and water.

It was not a fun morning.

This post has been edited by Thelomen Toblerone: 23 May 2010 - 01:51 PM

#14 MTS

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 02:13 PM

Sombra, on 23 May 2010 - 12:26 PM, said:

@Longhorn
If you're referring to what I think you're referring to, over here we call it a "topdeck".

That has got to be the 2nd worst shit-related thing someone could ever do. Just utterly foul.

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#15 Aptorian

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 02:18 PM

The worst thing of course being a Hot Carl with Special Sauce.

#16 Illuyankas

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 02:24 PM

But none of those are about a lady spreading her- oh wait, you probably don't think that happens. I'd hate to disabuse you of that idea.

#17 MTS

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 02:30 PM

Aptorian, on 23 May 2010 - 02:18 PM, said:

The worst thing of course being a Hot Carl with Special Sauce.

That is pretty bad, but no, the worst thing

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#18 Illuyankas

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 02:36 PM

I'm assuming that's being grated directly into the gaping orifice. Otherwise that is imaginative but tame.

#19 MTS

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 02:41 PM

Illuyankas, on 23 May 2010 - 02:36 PM, said:

I'm assuming that's being grated directly into the gaping orifice. Otherwise that is imaginative but tame.

No, no, I'm talking as a revenge tactic. Like onto people's food, in their beds, on their clothes etc. There's obviously worse things you can do scatwise. Why are we even having this discussion anyway?

This post has been edited by MTS: 23 May 2010 - 02:42 PM

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