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#721 User is offline   Liosan 

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Posted 10 May 2010 - 11:04 PM

With much pleasure



vote Mockra

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Posted 10 May 2010 - 11:21 PM

It is Day 5. 23 hours 50 minutes remained

5 players are alive
Fener,Korbas,Liosan,Mockra,Osseric

3 votes to lynch. 3 votes to go to night.

3 votes Mockra (Korbas, Osseric, Liosan)

Not Voted
Fener,Mockra



"There's nowhere left to run, Mockra! The jig is up!" Fener pointed at the believed traitor, who nervously eyed the others.

"Turn yourself in! We'll let you grace the next entree as a slab of delicious steak!" said Osseric, his feet shuffling forward nervously.

"There's one problem with that!" Mockra screamed and ripped off his skin. The potatoes averted their eyes as Mockra stood there in his sickly brown glory. "I'm no piece of beef!"

"It's... it's... a chicken?!" gasped Fener.

Korbas turned to the side and vomited, his disgust clearly evident.

"That's right, I'm a chicken breast and I'm not about to let myself get defeated by a bunch of stupid potatoes! My partner may have died, but the Meat Revolution lives on!"

"You're mad!" screamed Osseric.

"You're filthy!" yelled Korbas between dry heaves.

"You're probably covered in Salmonella!" said Fener.

"Ahahahahahah! Come to me, my skinned friends! I'm going to show you exactly how to butter a p--Urk!" he gurgled. A large, warm, freshly-buttered knife was protruding through his breast.

He looked stunned as he slumped to the ground, his cries fading away with his life.

Mockra is dead. He was meat.

"Like a hot knife through butter..." Liosan said, amused with his own pun. He stood up, having surprised Mockra.

The potatoes looked at each other with a grin.

"The meat is defeated... but the war will wage on," began Liosan. "Today was a victory, albeit a small one. Tomorrow, they will regroup."

"And we will be ready..." Osseric said, grabbing a nearby salt shaker.

"Well then, shall we, gentle potatoes?" asked Fener.

"Indeed!" said Korbas.

And they all threw themselves into the deep fryer to make yummy french fries.

THE END




The potatoes win!

This post has been edited by Path-Shaper: 10 May 2010 - 11:23 PM

Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
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#723 User is offline   Korbas 

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Posted 10 May 2010 - 11:23 PM

Awesome game, guys!

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Posted 10 May 2010 - 11:24 PM

Please clean out your inboxes and log onto your main characters.

Spoilers has been relocated to this forum.

Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
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#725 User is offline   Peanutbutta 

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Posted 10 May 2010 - 11:25 PM

Great game. Was a lot of fun to watch :kallor:
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#726 User is offline   Morgoth 

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Posted 11 May 2010 - 12:43 AM

Quite enjoyed it too :kallor:
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#727 User is offline   Vengeance 

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Posted 11 May 2010 - 01:47 AM

Well done guys. Great game all around.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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#728 User is offline   Mockra 

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Posted 11 May 2010 - 01:47 AM

gg guys

#729 User is offline   Liosan 

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Posted 11 May 2010 - 02:53 AM

Mockra well played. i thought for sure that you had those guys hook line and sinker.

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Posted 11 May 2010 - 02:55 AM

View PostMockra, on 11 May 2010 - 01:47 AM, said:

gg guys




That was me btw, forgot to sign out of the alt.
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#731 User is offline   Yellow 

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Posted 11 May 2010 - 06:21 AM

Well played everyone :kallor:
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Posted 11 May 2010 - 07:46 AM

Good game in the end i suppose.
Lots of things whent down that i hope the new guys have learned should NOT be done in this game.

in the end...fun was had and thats all that counts.


ooo...oooo....and PB cried... always fun when someone cries :kallor:
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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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#733 User is offline   alt146 

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Posted 11 May 2010 - 09:14 AM

Well done team inno, and a super well done to Ed for keeping himself and myself alive for as long as he did.
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#734 User is offline   Tapper 

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Posted 11 May 2010 - 11:11 AM

So, what are the plans to kill time till Spycraft starts?

If no-one's going to run a mini-mini, then I can set up SH and send out the role PMs tonight or so, giving you guys a couple of days to ask questions of Venge and me before I'm away on hols and before the game starts.
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#735 User is offline   Peanutbutta 

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Posted 11 May 2010 - 02:00 PM

I'd recommend you just set up spoilers. I know it's going to take a bit, you need some passwords reset again, and if a game starts, there is really no guarantee it's done in time.
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#736 User is offline   Morgoth 

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Posted 11 May 2010 - 04:13 PM

View Postdktorode, on 11 May 2010 - 07:46 AM, said:

Good game in the end i suppose.
Lots of things whent down that i hope the new guys have learned should NOT be done in this game.

in the end...fun was had and thats all that counts.


ooo...oooo....and PB cried... always fun when someone cries :D


It's my new project :kallor:
Take good care to keep relations civil
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