Posted 05 April 2010 - 12:25 AM
Heh, that's the only thread I started reading when Morgy decided to Orlando Bloom the fuck out of my account and forgot to prevent me from accessing the Secret Mod Lair. Imperial Historian told me about his reaction when he saw I was the last person to post there and it was hilarious. Granted, the post was essentially 'HEY GUYS I'M PRETTY SURE I SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO READ THIS BUT WHILE I'M HERE LET'S SEE WHO'S A WANKER THIS WEEK' but I don't care, absolute power is pretty sweet actually.
This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 05 April 2010 - 12:26 AM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.