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Abandon all hope ye who enter this thread A conversation so bad, it makes you cry.

#21 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 08 March 2010 - 08:48 PM

Where can I find hiding places that horrify Apt?

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#22 Aptorian

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Posted 08 March 2010 - 08:50 PM

Where can I find hiding places that horrify Apt?

#23 Terez

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Posted 08 March 2010 - 10:59 PM

Even better.

The President (2012) said:

Please proceed, Governor.

Chris Christie (2016) said:

There it is.

Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:

And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.

#24 Salt-Man Z

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Posted 08 March 2010 - 11:01 PM

"This is not hilarious Kyle!" That's one of my favorites. I love Failbooking.

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#25 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 08 March 2010 - 11:02 PM

Where do these people come from? That's like actually thinking there are money trees.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#26 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 08 March 2010 - 11:06 PM

H.D., on 08 March 2010 - 11:02 PM, said:

Where do these people come from?

America.

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#27 Terez

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Posted 08 March 2010 - 11:06 PM

Salt-Man Z, on 08 March 2010 - 11:01 PM, said:

"This is not hilarious Kyle!" That's one of my favorites.

Yes, I think we all know who posted that gem on Failbook.

The President (2012) said:

Please proceed, Governor.

Chris Christie (2016) said:

There it is.

Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:

And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.

#28 Apsalar

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 03:27 AM

I can't say I'm terrible surprised. That's the place that Farmville exists, along with all those other applications that I block.

I have to interact with people like that in real life.

#29 Malaclypse

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 03:35 AM

My initial reaction to this was ' why does this deserve a thread of its own'? but obviously people are interested enough in it to make it a reasonable thread. Unfortunate, interferes with my level of faith with humanity in general but what the fuck can I do about it? enjoy, you insipid bottom-feeding nobodies :band:

#30 Flashwit

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 06:52 AM

and just to make matters worse i had to find this today... Oh god dont do it! (but you know you want to)

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#31 Gothos

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 07:21 AM

Tiste Simeon, on 08 March 2010 - 11:06 PM, said:

H.D., on 08 March 2010 - 11:02 PM, said:

Where do these people come from?

America.

dude... doing some customer support at work, they're all over the place. American, Germany, Italy, Phillippines - you name it, I've had an email from an idiot from that place.

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#32 Tsundoku

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 08:19 AM

Flashwit, on 09 March 2010 - 06:52 AM, said:

and just to make matters worse i had to find this today... Oh god dont do it! (but you know you want to)

Yes I did, and yes I now regret it. At least I ejected early. :band:

Just wondering, but what was your process to find that little gem? The mind boggles at the possible Google or youtube search term combinations.

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#33 Aptorian

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 08:45 AM

Sombra, on 09 March 2010 - 08:19 AM, said:

Yes I did, and yes I now regret it. At least I ejected early.

Ejected did you, eh? :band:

#34 Shinrei

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 10:53 AM

H.D., on 08 March 2010 - 11:02 PM, said:

Where do these people come from? That's like actually thinking there are money trees.

These are the people who support "free" health care in the USA.

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#35 Obdigore

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 02:45 PM

Shinrei, on 09 March 2010 - 10:53 AM, said:

H.D., on 08 March 2010 - 11:02 PM, said:

Where do these people come from? That's like actually thinking there are money trees.

These are the people who believe the republican lies that Nationalized Health Care in the US is bad.

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#36 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 04:12 PM

Shinrei, on 09 March 2010 - 10:53 AM, said:

H.D., on 08 March 2010 - 11:02 PM, said:

Where do these people come from? That's like actually thinking there are money trees.

These are the people who support "free" health care in the USA.

I don't know, the complete lack of understanding of the world makes me think they might be the kind of people who think Reaganomics functions as anything besides a punchline about shitty economic policies...

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#37 Flashwit

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 05:24 PM

well first my girlfriend was looking at chinchillas on youtube, then i switched it to fat people falling, and when i saw that troll face on the sidebar i just had to click it. i was so horrified i had to watch it. its like all the people at walmart combined into one staggeringly obese individual