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Abandon all hope ye who enter this thread A conversation so bad, it makes you cry.

#1 Aptorian

How 'bout a hug?

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Posted 08 March 2010 - 09:55 AM

I really hope this is fake or that the girl at least is a very, very blonde hot chick.

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#2 Gladius

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Posted 08 March 2010 - 11:03 AM

To borrow a phrase, "Some people were not brought upon this world to get it." Perhaps a little less Jersey Shore, and a little more History channel is in order.

Can you dig it ?

#3 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 08 March 2010 - 11:16 AM

What I want to know is why someone would say oven in the first place. But yeah she is DUMB!

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#4 alt146

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Posted 08 March 2010 - 11:20 AM

I love the comment 'I dont deserve that this time'. How often do her friends send her facepalms? Judging by the look of it, pretty often and she's deserved them all too.

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#5 Shinrei

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Posted 08 March 2010 - 12:07 PM

If we were playing hide and seek, where would we find Apt?

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#6 Gothos

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Posted 08 March 2010 - 12:17 PM

behind the hedge in a kindergarten

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#7 MTS

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Posted 08 March 2010 - 12:56 PM

Outside SJHorse's apartment with a camera.

Or maybe plotting the death of children everywhere in his secret lair ~~that's in his closet~~.

This post has been edited by MTS: 08 March 2010 - 12:57 PM

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#8 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 08 March 2010 - 01:03 PM

I was discussing the movie Saving Private Ryan with an old housemate once. This guy was doing a PhD in Neuroscience so ostensibly he was quite bright. The conversation went something like this

Him: You know that bit where they are crossing the river?
Me: Which bit is that?
Him: You know, that bit at the beginning where the army is crossing the river.
Me: The bit at the very beginning?
Him: Yeah, where they are in the boats and stuff
Me: You mean the D-Day Normandy beach landings?
Him: Errr....what's that?
Me: D-Day? Huge event in the 2nd world war, you might have heard about it once or twice
Him: Yeah, whatever ...... *continues some shit observation about the blood and guts and how cool it was*

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#9 beru

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Posted 08 March 2010 - 01:12 PM

that was... sad...

i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels

#10 Dolmen 2.0

is probably lying

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Waiting till jean gets here.

Posted 08 March 2010 - 03:28 PM

I showed this to all my best friends and personal enemies. Here are their Reactions

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#11 Slow Ben

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Posted 08 March 2010 - 03:49 PM

You can't fix stupid.

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#12 Darkwatch

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Posted 08 March 2010 - 03:51 PM

I'm reminded of one of my friends by that.

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#13 teholbeddict

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Posted 08 March 2010 - 04:14 PM

I'm always shocked at how stupid people can actually be. I really shouldn't be, but I am.

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#14 foolio

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Posted 08 March 2010 - 04:16 PM

Kristina is going to be an endtable one day.

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#15 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 08 March 2010 - 07:30 PM

Wow. I think I've had that girl in class.

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#16 RodeoRanch

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Posted 08 March 2010 - 07:34 PM

I can't tell. Is she hot enough to balance out her stupid?

#17 Illuyankas

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Will cluck you up

Posted 08 March 2010 - 08:01 PM

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.