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#61 User is offline   caladanbrood 

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Posted 04 March 2010 - 08:33 PM

My car only looked small because Scott's hands are even bigger than macros'. Well, that and it's fecking tiny...
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Posted 04 March 2010 - 11:05 PM

View Postamphibian, on 04 March 2010 - 04:48 PM, said:

View PostMorgoth, on 04 March 2010 - 02:22 AM, said:

I'm especially looking forwards to hearing about what happened to that UFC guy who went to Thailand to practice with the muay thai people.

No idea if you're joking, but like a third of the pros go down to Thailand for Muay Thai. Urijah Faber has a video of him telling a story of a long, running streetfight he accidentally got into up on YouTube.


He's referring to Macros' comment at the last bbq that some UFC champ went down to Thailand to practice with muy thai people and was "absolutely battered. And I mean fucking battered." Said emphatically, a minimum of 3,012,796 times. Ironically, by a man who was absolutely fucking battered in a very different sense.
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Posted 04 March 2010 - 11:12 PM

The foreigners always seems to get drunker than the Englishmen on average at the bbq. Illy of course goes a long way to even it out, but still.
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#64 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 05 March 2010 - 12:33 AM

Illy best not be bringing any of that evil mead again... :veryangry:
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Posted 05 March 2010 - 01:13 AM

View PostSindriss, on 04 March 2010 - 10:28 AM, said:

With akevitt, do you mean akvavit? The most unholy liquor of them all!This year I would actually have loved to come, but I am in Australia studying at this date unfortunately.

ooooh where in Oz? :p :D

I was going to be in the UK in July, but my trip has been pushed back to Oct/Nov now :veryangry: Want to have another bbq then? :D
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Posted 05 March 2010 - 01:25 AM

If you're here, I'm sure we can all pop out of hibernation for another pub trip. :veryangry:
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Posted 05 March 2010 - 01:44 AM

Don't trust the women on Chippy Lane. Especially the old ones.
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Posted 05 March 2010 - 10:30 AM

Well we all chipped in and looked after Rodeo on his old world odessey so I'm sure we could organise a little get together to see Centz.

@Illy: international shotgun rules clearly state you must be able to see the car when calling, you can't call it 4 months in advance on the internetz.
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Posted 05 March 2010 - 11:19 AM

View PostRodeoRanch, on 05 March 2010 - 01:44 AM, said:

Don't trust the women on Chippy Lane. Especially the old ones.

Centz might not be the type to go for 90 year old drunk women. But then again, she might?
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Posted 05 March 2010 - 12:58 PM

Im refuting those outrageous claims.
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Posted 05 March 2010 - 03:19 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 05 March 2010 - 11:19 AM, said:

View PostRodeoRanch, on 05 March 2010 - 01:44 AM, said:

Don't trust the women on Chippy Lane. Especially the old ones.
Centz might not be the type to go for 90 year old drunk women. But then again, she might?

you'll have to wait til you meet me IRL to find out :band:
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Posted 05 March 2010 - 03:49 PM

That fine specimen of Welsh ladies was no more than a hard-used 65. Maybe 70. Rode hard and put away wet, as it were. She wanted to party with us. Particularly me. I blame masan's saddle for it all.
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Posted 05 March 2010 - 06:10 PM

View PostCougar, on 05 March 2010 - 10:30 AM, said:

Well we all chipped in and looked after Rodeo on his old world odessey so I'm sure we could organise a little get together to see Centz.

@Illy: international shotgun rules clearly state you must be able to see the car when calling, you can't call it 4 months in advance on the internetz.


Right, now I feel properly left out! I've been here for one and a half months and what've I got? Nothing, that's what! Not so much as a group hug! And I've been at this forum a lot longer than Cents and Pennies down there! And I tell you, my moustache is a lot prettier than hers!
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Posted 05 March 2010 - 06:22 PM

What? Are you waiting for us to roll out the red carpet?! You've got to at least say you want to meet some of us first!
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Posted 05 March 2010 - 06:26 PM

Right, well, I'm actually rather busy. I'm just pouting because no one loves me.
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Posted 05 March 2010 - 06:36 PM

Me and Brood have been tailing you all over Liverpool anyway.
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Posted 05 March 2010 - 07:11 PM

See, that right there brings a tear to my eye, it does. Thank you. I swear, the next person that I see stalking me is getting a hug. And god, I hope it's one of you two.
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Posted 06 March 2010 - 12:49 AM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 03 March 2010 - 05:38 PM, said:

I will be driving this time, can pick people up from places vaguely on route like Illy if he can get himself to Bath again or something... Note, Bristol Parkway is easier to make it to then Bath, cos the centre of Bath is awful to get around... Posted Image


I initially read this as Illy needs to get himself to bathe again and it made so much more sense...

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 06 March 2010 - 11:00 AM

Ok - role call as currently stated in this thread :-

Definites

Cougar
Dutch Master of the Deck
Tiste Simeon
Imperial Historian
Toby
Illy
Dag
Morgoth
Mr. & Mrs. Paleman
stone monkey
Macros

This year's special guest : Anomander

Maybes

Brood
Mezla
powermad
Baudin
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Posted 06 March 2010 - 03:39 PM

hating to quote a twat, but I'd say I'm a definately maybe, need to work out what city I'll be working in at that stage just to get travel sorted, a little closer to the time obviously.
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