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#541 alt146

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Posted 22 July 2010 - 05:51 AM

Mezla PigDog, on 22 July 2010 - 01:02 AM, said:

Pathos, on 21 July 2010 - 08:07 PM, said:

Plus i'm still trying to figure out what happened to my hair. As far as i know none of it was shaved off... Unless it grew back overnight?

Don't worry, nothing happened to it. It was just at one point in the night, I really wanted to see it all! I'm not even sure why now! Your virtue remains, you denied my requests to see if you have a hairy back. I shall be left forever wondering.

Psst, slip me a tenner and I'll snap some pics next time he is in the pool

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#542 pathos

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Posted 22 July 2010 - 07:54 AM

Mezla PigDog, on 22 July 2010 - 01:02 AM, said:

Pathos, on 21 July 2010 - 08:07 PM, said:

Plus i'm still trying to figure out what happened to my hair. As far as i know none of it was shaved off... Unless it grew back overnight?

Don't worry, nothing happened to it. It was just at one point in the night, I really wanted to see it all! I'm not even sure why now! Your virtue remains, you denied my requests to see if you have a hairy back. I shall be left forever wondering.

There is always next year

We can set up a booth and charge people who want to find out?

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#543 pathos

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Posted 22 July 2010 - 07:55 AM

alt146, on 22 July 2010 - 05:51 AM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on 22 July 2010 - 01:02 AM, said:

Pathos, on 21 July 2010 - 08:07 PM, said:

Plus i'm still trying to figure out what happened to my hair. As far as i know none of it was shaved off... Unless it grew back overnight?

Psst, slip me a tenner and I'll snap some pics next time he is in the pool <img src='http://forum.malazanempire.com/public/style_emoticons/default/wink.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='

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I told you to stop taking photos of me for people on the internet...

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#544 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 22 July 2010 - 01:19 PM

Cougar, on 19 July 2010 - 09:46 AM, said:

The Pond: Mac goes in, and emerges unscathed, Mezla dares Macros to push in Mal, Mal is not happy, if there was a pram, teddies would have been relocated. Finally, Mac joins Mal in the pond as an act of fraternal solidarity. 6 hours later Mal is still complaining.

Just to clarify my guilt in the proceedings, I didn't dare him to push Mal in! There's rocks and everything! Someone could have died!! I just dared him to get in in the first place

Pathos, on 22 July 2010 - 07:54 AM, said:

There is always next year

He's such a tease!

alt146, on 22 July 2010 - 05:51 AM, said:

Psst, slip me a tenner and I'll snap some pics next time he is in the pool

£5?

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#545 pathos

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Posted 22 July 2010 - 04:57 PM

5 pounds is not worth your eyesight...:-)

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#546 alt146

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Posted 22 July 2010 - 05:17 PM

Pathos, on 22 July 2010 - 04:57 PM, said:

5 pounds is not worth your eyesight...:-)

Dude, it's like two six packs of beer - you better watch your back

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#547 Fid

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Posted 22 July 2010 - 06:01 PM

alt146, on 22 July 2010 - 05:17 PM, said:

Pathos, on 22 July 2010 - 04:57 PM, said:

5 pounds is not worth your eyesight...:-)

Dude, it's like two six packs of beer - you better watch your back

That's more expensive than Tesco....and I thoughyt our economy was shot

#548 pathos

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Posted 22 July 2010 - 06:30 PM

give me one(six pack) and we can talk

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#549 alt146

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Posted 23 July 2010 - 06:56 AM

Fid, on 22 July 2010 - 06:01 PM, said:

alt146, on 22 July 2010 - 05:17 PM, said:

Pathos, on 22 July 2010 - 04:57 PM, said:

5 pounds is not worth your eyesight...:-)

Dude, it's like two six packs of beer - you better watch your back

That's more expensive than Tesco....and I thoughyt our economy was shot

I could probably get a rand or two change if I went to the right place, but yeah, six pack pack of beer is R30 to R40 now days.

Pathos, on 22 July 2010 - 06:30 PM, said:

give me one(six pack) and we can talk

And deny me the pleasure of chasing after you with a camera? Where is the fun if you agree to do it

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#550 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 24 July 2010 - 07:55 PM

Will the Benny Hill music be playing while you do this alt?

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#551 Macros

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Posted 25 July 2010 - 09:28 AM

obviously

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#552 Dag

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Posted 25 July 2010 - 08:58 PM

Mezla PigDog, on 17 July 2010 - 08:01 PM, said:

I say you post them and we can have a "Guess Who" competition! Unless they're mine...... If they belong to Pathos I can continue my creepy sexual harrassment!

I was tempted for a moment to post them here... but then I thought - naaah, so much beauty in one thread - I don't want to be responsible for any potential cases of blindness among our esteemed forum members...

And a propos legs - and toes:
Mac, if it's any consolation to you, when I woke up next morning after the BBQ, I discovered that half of the nail from the big toe on my right foot was gone. And the pinky toe on the same foot was the size and shape of a giant croissant and it hurt like hell and it continued hurting for days, which made all the touristy walking in Belgium pure agony. In addition, the 3rd and 4th toe on my left foot hurt as if they were broken, but they didn't look suspicious, until I got home and finally tried to scrub off the dark bordeaux nail-polish... just to discover that the nails beneath the polish were black.

I would say that leads to the only possible rational explanation: Hetan and Mal's house must be haunted by an invisible wraith with a weird toe fetish...

This post has been edited by Dag: 25 July 2010 - 08:58 PM

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

#553 alt146

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Posted 26 July 2010 - 06:09 AM

Dag, on 25 July 2010 - 08:58 PM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on 17 July 2010 - 08:01 PM, said:

I say you post them and we can have a "Guess Who" competition! Unless they're mine...... If they belong to Pathos I can continue my creepy sexual harrassment!

I would say that leads to the only possible rational explanation: Hetan and Mal's house must be haunted by an invisible wraith with a weird toe fetish...

Or the spirit of Maccy's hands is trying to force other appendages to wierd and unnatural proportion as part of its plans for world domination.

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#554 Tremolo

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Posted 18 August 2010 - 09:01 AM

This thing just gets wilder with every passing year! I'll have to make holiday plans in advance much earlier so that I can go next year.

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#555 pathos

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Posted 19 August 2010 - 12:36 PM

WOW this is late but I now have pictures and videos off my phone...will try put them up here when i'm not studying, sleeping or eating(gives me about 10 mins to find a pc with internet connection)

EDIT: none of me without a shirt so it seems like alt is just going to have to put his papparazi career on hold for a while

This post has been edited by Pathos: 19 August 2010 - 12:38 PM

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#556 pathos

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Posted 26 August 2010 - 07:09 PM

well its about time i think i added my pictures. there are some vids too. They are all off my phone though so not the best quality

crap bag...2 of the vids are too like 2.5 MB instead of 2?? any chance of getting around that?

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This post has been edited by Pathos: 26 August 2010 - 07:40 PM

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#557 pathos

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Posted 26 August 2010 - 07:54 PM

it wont let me upload the movies...which are quite funny i might add.

Maccy vs Hetan arm wrestling.
The aquaveet(sorrry about the spelling) being started on.
and one other one of most of the people there during the afternoon.

oh well.

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#558 Illuyankas

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Posted 26 August 2010 - 09:26 PM

Mediafire the files. I'm pretty sure there's no copyright issues for home movies.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.