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Top Ten Bar/Party Fouls no do's , just the donts

#41 User is offline   Ozymandiac 

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Posted 07 February 2010 - 12:20 PM

View PostH.D., on 06 February 2010 - 05:59 AM, said:

View PostMentalist, on 06 February 2010 - 05:28 AM, said:

View Postwolf_2099, on 04 February 2010 - 08:31 PM, said:

Push-Up contest.


try drunken wrestling.


It's fun. I'm an angry and rascally drunken wrestler. I was 5'10 165 taking on 6'3 245. I had him for a minute.


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#42 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 05:16 AM

Waking up in a field with absolutely no idea where you are/how you got there, and ringing your friend, who has a hangover that could slay a walrus, to come get you on a Sunday morning, and trying to triangulate your position using landmarks and knocking on strange people's doors.

Holding sharp, potentially lethal objects while telling a not-so-hilarious story.

Having sex in the house owner's bed.

Saying you're really good at karaoke when you're not and making everyone sit through your demented, glass-breaking rendition of Bon Jovi (and forgetting your cape).

Rocking up to a costume party in regular clothes.

Stealing drinks.

And the ultimate foul:

Vomiting in someone's mouth while you're kissing them. Been on the wrong end of that one.
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#43 User is offline   Tapper 

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 10:00 AM

View PostMTS, on 08 February 2010 - 05:16 AM, said:

Waking up in a field with absolutely no idea where you are/how you got there, and ringing your friend, who has a hangover that could slay a walrus, to come get you on a Sunday morning, and trying to triangulate your position using landmarks and knocking on strange people's doors.

Holding sharp, potentially lethal objects while telling a not-so-hilarious story.

Having sex in the house owner's bed.

Saying you're really good at karaoke when you're not and making everyone sit through your demented, glass-breaking rendition of Bon Jovi (and forgetting your cape).

Rocking up to a costume party in regular clothes.

Stealing drinks.

And the ultimate foul:

Vomiting in someone's mouth while you're kissing them. Been on the wrong end of that one.

This list makes me a true criminal, although I stay away as far as humanly possible from anything related to karaoke.
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#44 User is offline   LadyMTL 

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 10:31 PM

View PostTapper, on 08 February 2010 - 10:00 AM, said:

View PostMTS, on 08 February 2010 - 05:16 AM, said:

Waking up in a field with absolutely no idea where you are/how you got there, and ringing your friend, who has a hangover that could slay a walrus, to come get you on a Sunday morning, and trying to triangulate your position using landmarks and knocking on strange people's doors.

Holding sharp, potentially lethal objects while telling a not-so-hilarious story.

Having sex in the house owner's bed.

Saying you're really good at karaoke when you're not and making everyone sit through your demented, glass-breaking rendition of Bon Jovi (and forgetting your cape).

Rocking up to a costume party in regular clothes.

Stealing drinks.

And the ultimate foul:

Vomiting in someone's mouth while you're kissing them. Been on the wrong end of that one.

This list makes me a true criminal, although I stay away as far as humanly possible from anything related to karaoke.


I ditto that one, karaoke and I do not get along...probably because I sing so horribly cats go deaf when I utter a single note. Posted Image That said...you forgot your cape? Would having your cape have made your rendition of Bon Jovi better?

This post has been edited by Maia Irraz: 08 February 2010 - 10:31 PM

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 10:32 PM

He gives capes a bad name.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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#46 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 11:22 PM

Hah totally, a cape makes anything better. Without a cape, wearing your underwear on the outside would be creepy. With a cape, it's dreamy!

But no, it's a Scrubs reference. Elliot thinks she sucks at karaoke when she doesn't wear her cape.

This post has been edited by MTS: 08 February 2010 - 11:23 PM

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Posted 14 February 2010 - 09:13 PM

Aparently my week in andorra involved an awful lot of party fouls.
started drinking at 1pm on saturday in a local bar, watching the football, woke up in andorra at 6pm the next day, with zero recollection of anything from the 6pm meal on saturday.
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