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Top Ten Bar/Party Fouls no do's , just the donts

#21 RodeoRanch

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 06:35 PM

Slow Ben, on 05 February 2010 - 05:30 PM, said:

You know that thing your drunken friends do when they tap the bottom of their beer bottle on the top of yours causing it to volcano?

Argh, I hate that! Beer spillage is a crime!

#22 rhulad

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 06:36 PM

The guy who decided to "beer bong" wine/any kind of liquor available because he ran out of beer, and then vomited all over the person holding the funnel.

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#23 Ozymandiac

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 06:52 PM

People who waste beer should be shot on sight.

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#24 Stradivarius

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 06:57 PM

whats worse than waking up in the morning with a sore head and no money in ur wallet?

waking up in the morning with a sore head and a sore arse with MORE money in ur wallet than wwhen u went out!

poor james will never live that down!

Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 09:29 PM

Stradivarius, on 05 February 2010 - 06:57 PM, said:

Waking up with one of your chops dry puke velcro'd to the carpet is not so hot either. I mean I have this friend that that happened to.

Can you dig it ?

#26 Mentalist

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 05:28 AM

wolf_2099, on 04 February 2010 - 08:31 PM, said:

Push-Up contest.

try drunken wrestling.

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#27 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 05:59 AM

Mentalist, on 06 February 2010 - 05:28 AM, said:

wolf_2099, on 04 February 2010 - 08:31 PM, said:

Push-Up contest.

try drunken wrestling.

It's fun. I'm an angry and rascally drunken wrestler. I was 5'10 165 taking on 6'3 245. I had him for a minute.

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#28 wolf_2099

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 06:51 AM

Mentalist, on 06 February 2010 - 05:28 AM, said:

wolf_2099, on 04 February 2010 - 08:31 PM, said:

Push-Up contest.

try drunken wrestling.

Drunken wrestling I could kind of get behind, since it's funny and fighting, maybe someone would get hurt. I would make fun of whoever did it a lot though.

My brother did this on new years and had a lamp impale him in the ass. Good times.

Push-up contest is just douchey.

This post has been edited by wolf_2099: 06 February 2010 - 06:52 AM

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#29 Soulessdreamer

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 07:09 AM

Mentalist, on 06 February 2010 - 05:28 AM, said:

wolf_2099, on 04 February 2010 - 08:31 PM, said:

Push-Up contest.

try drunken wrestling.

And I raise you, drunken co-ed wrestling in complete darkness wearing togas.

TTFN

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#30 Powder

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 08:22 AM

I vote that the people from Indiana start an epic new thread Entitled - Funny Drunken Moments - With a subtitle of Midwest Style. We could all be regaled with stories of getting lost in corn fields, molesting animals, shooting guns, and generally being awesome.

On topic: What about the guy who trips over seemingly nothing spilling YOUR beer as he falls? Or the classic angry drunk who after 2 beers decides that no one likes him (probably his poor attitude) and picks fights all night? Or that guy's arch nemesis the touchy/humpy drunk who insists on touching/humping everything in sight same sex or not?

-Powder

#31 Jusentantaka

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 04:19 PM

Powder, on 06 February 2010 - 08:22 AM, said:

I vote that the people from Indiana start an epic new thread Entitled - Funny Drunken Moments - With a subtitle of Midwest Style. We could all be regaled with stories of getting lost in corn fields, ~~molesting animals~~, shooting guns, swordfights with dried cornstalks, mud wrestling, telling cheerleaders their future and getting in fights with their jockdouche boyfriends, and generally being awesome

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

maybe I will, but I fear that I'd be the only one giving stories, and that'd just be sad and unfair.

#32 Mentalist

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 04:33 PM

Soulessdreamer, on 06 February 2010 - 07:09 AM, said:

Mentalist, on 06 February 2010 - 05:28 AM, said:

wolf_2099, on 04 February 2010 - 08:31 PM, said:

Push-Up contest.

try drunken wrestling.

And I raise you, drunken co-ed wrestling in complete darkness wearing togas.

TTFN

that has... potential

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#33 wolf_2099

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 04:34 PM

Soulessdreamer, on 06 February 2010 - 07:09 AM, said:

Mentalist, on 06 February 2010 - 05:28 AM, said:

wolf_2099, on 04 February 2010 - 08:31 PM, said:

Push-Up contest.

try drunken wrestling.

And I raise you, drunken co-ed wrestling in complete darkness wearing togas.

TTFN

That just seems like a good idea of getting a faceful or handful of something you really don't want to. Like penis or ugly girl.

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#34 Aptorian

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 04:40 PM

Jusentantaka, on 06 February 2010 - 04:19 PM, said:

Powder, on 06 February 2010 - 08:22 AM, said:

I vote that the people from Indiana start an epic new thread Entitled - Funny Drunken Moments - With a subtitle of Midwest Style. We could all be regaled with stories of getting lost in corn fields, ~~molesting animals~~, shooting guns, swordfights with dried cornstalks, mud wrestling, telling cheerleaders their future and getting in fights with their jockdouche boyfriends, and generally being awesome

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

maybe I will, but I fear that I'd be the only one giving stories, and that'd just be sad and unfair.

Wait... aren't a girl? Or just a very butch lesbian?

#35 Jusentantaka

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 04:57 PM

Whats so unfeminine about any of those things?

#36 Aptorian

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 05:41 PM

Quote

getting in fights with their jockdouche boyfriends

But I'm guessing you just mean shouting matches or what?

#37 Jusentantaka

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 05:43 PM

usually, yeah. Was more than that once, but he was pissing blood for a couple weeks, so I win :whistle:

#38 RodeoRanch

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 06:20 PM

Powder, on 06 February 2010 - 08:22 AM, said:

We could all be regaled with stories of getting lost in corn fields, molesting animals, shooting guns, and generally being awesome.

You can't prove I did any of that.

#39 Mentalist

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 07:11 PM

wolf_2099, on 06 February 2010 - 04:34 PM, said:

Soulessdreamer, on 06 February 2010 - 07:09 AM, said:

Mentalist, on 06 February 2010 - 05:28 AM, said:

wolf_2099, on 04 February 2010 - 08:31 PM, said:

Push-Up contest.

try drunken wrestling.

And I raise you, drunken co-ed wrestling in complete darkness wearing togas.

TTFN

That just seems like a good idea of getting a faceful or handful of something you really don't want to. Like penis or ugly girl.

otoh, if it's a hot girl.....

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

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Posted 07 February 2010 - 01:56 AM

I think I may have hit the party foul hat-trick last night.

At the same time, spilled a bottle of wine on somebody, kicked a DIFFERENT table, while drunkenly insulting my roommate's lady friend.

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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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