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Any one who has seen the Star Wars movies probably recalls Yoda, and his peculiar way of talking. His most crucial dialogue is uttered in short 3 to 4 word statements like "How feel you?" or " Ready you are not." just examples probably bad ones but you get the point hopefully. So even though Im not a real big fan of Star Wars, I find myself constantly wondering what would Yoda do?, or to be more precise what would Yoda say? In real life conversation , like if you really pissed him off would he say " Your self go F^ck! ". If you do this , or just feel like responding, do so with a Yoda ism.
Yoda isms WWYD?
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Posted 03 February 2010 - 11:39 AM
DMAIASTTITI 
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Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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Posted 03 February 2010 - 11:52 AM
'Dolorous Menhir Am I And This Thread Stupid I Think Is.' Play on forum meme, it is.
But relax, being facetious was I.
But relax, being facetious was I.
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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Posted 03 February 2010 - 12:10 PM
MTS, on 03 February 2010 - 11:52 AM, said:
'Dolorous Menhir Am I And This Thread Stupid I Think Is.' Play on forum meme, it is.
But relax, being facetious was I.
But relax, being facetious was I.
Return the favor I will.
Can you dig it ?
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Posted 03 February 2010 - 12:36 PM
Win, MTS does...
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Posted 03 February 2010 - 01:41 PM
This thread is boring and should die. Or derail. Please derail this thread now.
But on a slightly related note: Yoda Origami.
But on a slightly related note: Yoda Origami.
Legalise drugs! And murder!
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Posted 03 February 2010 - 02:23 PM
Brynjar, on 03 February 2010 - 01:41 PM, said:
This thread is boring and should die. Or derail. Please derail this thread now.
But on a slightly related note: Yoda Origami.
But on a slightly related note: Yoda Origami.
Your right this thread should be pulled , I had no idea how much bitchn and whining it would cause.
Can you dig it ?
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Posted 03 February 2010 - 03:48 PM
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Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
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A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 03 February 2010 - 05:08 PM
indeed, seen stupider threads in this inn i have.
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Posted 03 February 2010 - 07:15 PM
hmmmmm sleep in the wet patch i won't!
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Posted 03 February 2010 - 07:48 PM
so Fat, your mother is.
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Posted 03 February 2010 - 08:10 PM
WARS STAR. Your mother it owns. Win epic.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 03 February 2010 - 08:29 PM
cerveza_fiesta, on 03 February 2010 - 07:48 PM, said:
so Fat, your mother is.
Rubber I am, glue you are.
"Here is light. You will say that it is not a living entity, but you miss the point that it is more, not less. Without occupying space, it fills the universe. It nourishes everything, yet itself feeds upon destruction. We claim to control it, but does it not perhaps cultivate us as a source of food? May it not be that all wood grows so that it can be set ablaze, and that men and women are born to kindle fires?"
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Posted 03 February 2010 - 08:31 PM
TRAP IT'S A.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 03 February 2010 - 08:36 PM
H.D., on 03 February 2010 - 08:31 PM, said:
Fixed that for you, I have.
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"Here is light. You will say that it is not a living entity, but you miss the point that it is more, not less. Without occupying space, it fills the universe. It nourishes everything, yet itself feeds upon destruction. We claim to control it, but does it not perhaps cultivate us as a source of food? May it not be that all wood grows so that it can be set ablaze, and that men and women are born to kindle fires?"
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―Gene Wolfe, The Citadel of the Autarch
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Posted 03 February 2010 - 08:38 PM
Yoda doesn't always speak like this. He once asks Luke if he's afraid, and responds: "You will be."
He also laughs like a flipping maniac.
He also laughs like a flipping maniac.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 03 February 2010 - 08:52 PM
H.D., on 03 February 2010 - 08:38 PM, said:
Yoda doesn't always speak like this. He once asks Luke if he's afraid, and responds: "You will be."
He also laughs like a flipping maniac.
He also laughs like a flipping maniac.
Hear you maniacally laugh I did not. It matters not the exception to rule. Speak as Yoda you must.
NAAOOO it do!
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Posted 03 February 2010 - 09:02 PM
hmmmm my ear caressing ur ankles
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Posted 04 February 2010 - 08:58 AM
On my tshirt, this will one day go:
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