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The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation Wait...what?
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RodeoRanch 
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Posted 20 January 2010 - 12:38 AM
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Tiste Simeon
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Posted 20 January 2010 - 12:40 AM
I give it about a day before 4chan raids it with hideously bestiality jokes and memes...
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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Posted 20 January 2010 - 12:45 AM
Goat Trauma in Action is hilarious!
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 20 January 2010 - 01:03 AM
That's some funny shit, the testimonial about the guy developing a goat repellent home security system..., I like the one about goats have a secret silo from which they are controlling the worlds weather, some of the merchandise looks quite good as well.
@ Tiste, the whole site looks like it was set up by a 4chan regular !
@ Tiste, the whole site looks like it was set up by a 4chan regular !
Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
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RodeoRanch
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Posted 20 January 2010 - 04:15 AM
"Goats have learned to climb trees and drop down onto unsuspecting people. Please see the evidence. Be especially aware in any treed, goat-infested areas."
That made my day.
That made my day.
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Posted 20 January 2010 - 05:56 AM
Oh damn, love it! Lol
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Posted 20 January 2010 - 08:41 AM
CGTF said:
In the picture taken just seconds after this one, judged too graphic for the Internet, half of Sean's arm was ripped off by this goat.
The President (2012) said:
Please proceed, Governor.
Chris Christie (2016) said:
There it is.
Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:
And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
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Posted 20 January 2010 - 04:15 PM
I, for one, WELCOME our new Super-Goat overlords, and remind them that i haven't eaten goat curry in almost two weeks.
- Abyss, ...prefers chicken...
- Abyss, ...prefers chicken...
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
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Posted 20 January 2010 - 04:55 PM
I just love the fact that Rodeo found this while looking for a real support group about animal attacks.
The Pub is Always Open
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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 20 January 2010 - 07:06 PM
This learned piece would seem appropriate to put here...
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
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Posted 22 January 2010 - 06:22 PM
They have Goat Gear! They have mugs that says 'I survived goat trauma'. HAHAHAHAHA!
- Gem, wants one of those mugs...
- Gem, wants one of those mugs...
This post has been edited by Gem Windcaster: 22 January 2010 - 06:24 PM
_ In the dark I play the night, like a tune vividly fright_
So light it blows, at lark it goes _
invisible indifferent sight_
So light it blows, at lark it goes _
invisible indifferent sight_
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Posted 22 January 2010 - 06:35 PM
dear god alive! ive never laughed at some thing so much before!
"Since getting help from the Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation, I've been able to go outside for the first time in twenty-two years! Thank you, CGTF!"
-- Billy B., Peoria, IL
anyone else thing this guys name is billy bob?
"I was worried about all those goats that kept congregating outside my house at the new moon. Thanks to the CGTF, I've learned how to construct an effective Goat Repellent System for home defense"
-- Fred R., Salinas, CA
love this one!
got to be a total piss take but my god its funny!
"Since getting help from the Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation, I've been able to go outside for the first time in twenty-two years! Thank you, CGTF!"
-- Billy B., Peoria, IL
anyone else thing this guys name is billy bob?
"I was worried about all those goats that kept congregating outside my house at the new moon. Thanks to the CGTF, I've learned how to construct an effective Goat Repellent System for home defense"
-- Fred R., Salinas, CA
love this one!
got to be a total piss take but my god its funny!
Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!
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RodeoRanch
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Posted 22 January 2010 - 06:50 PM
I've been thinking and I'm pretty sure I've never been attacked by a goat. Cattle, yes. Horses, yes.
Oh wait. Dammit. There was a mountain goat in Banff that chased me.
Dammit.
Oh wait. Dammit. There was a mountain goat in Banff that chased me.
Dammit.
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Posted 22 January 2010 - 06:56 PM
i've never been attacked by goats. not once! sheep yes goats no!
Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!
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